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At 8/19/10 08:51 PM, gamekillereater wrote: What, sending people over to kill other people in distant hot countries is bad for their mental health?
You got to be shitting me.

That's the worst part, man. I would sometimes pass by his house and have small talk with the guy, he seemed like a really nice, loving husband and father. Then this shit happens.

Linkity link link.

"Superior police did not release the names of the victims Wednesday, but did identify them as a 26-year-old female, a 13-month-old female and a 23-year-old male. The investigation thus far indicates it was a homicide-suicide, according to a news release by Capt. Chad La Lor of the Superior Police department.

The home's occupant, Matthew Magdzas, recently returned from a military deployment overseas, according to a neighbor. He lives at the home with his wife or fiancé, April Oles, and their daughter, according to public records and social networking sites."

Scary shit, considering this guy lived down the street from me. I don't know if they mention it in the article, but further speculation reveals that his wife was also pregnant (heard on radio), so that brings the death toll up to 4.

At 8/19/10 08:39 PM, Tetros wrote: I am going to slaughter anyone who says that they love me.

'Tis a good thing I only fuck you for the money.

HYUCK

At 8/19/10 08:01 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: This hunk of furry man meat.

He's not on as much anymore.

Poo.

At 8/19/10 08:20 PM, HayBayBee wrote:

At 8/19/10 08:18 PM, MisterWonderful wrote:

BITCH FIGHT

Oh my God! This is awesome, a mod might wanna lock this before I explode all over my computer.

Also, "Jon", General Forum probably isn't the best place to talk about this. Might wanna check with the Relationship Crew.

At 8/19/10 08:20 PM, Shauna wrote: Girls that smile at you have boyfriends.

What makes you think that?

At 8/19/10 08:18 PM, MisterWonderful wrote: but girls on here are soo mean D:

Yes, yesssss. Sooooooo mean.

At 8/19/10 08:12 PM, Jon-Clement wrote:

At 8/19/10 08:05 PM, underandover wrote: I'm confused. Do you want advice on talking to girls or asking this cute grocery chick out?

Well, asking girls out in general. Of course, I find that when I try to talk to girls, there tends to be a lot of awkward silences.

Ya' see, women are like the BBS. Ya' gotta lurk moar. Learn what they like. Find out their interests. Bring it up in a conversation some time even if you don't like the topic yourself. You'll seem more relatable and easier to talk to.

Is it a bad thing that all these chicks fighting is giving me a boner?

Probably not...

This thread is turning into an internet cat fight.

hawt

I'm confused. Do you want advice on talking to girls or asking this cute grocery chick out?

At 8/19/10 07:58 PM, kmau wrote: Kirbopher.

This guy just fucking won.

At 8/19/10 07:53 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Also, she's a HOPA.

Hot of Piece Ass?

dat dunt sit right wit meh.

At 8/19/10 07:08 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote: i am most loveable on NG

who wants a hug (:

Shaddap ya' feckin' pansy.

At 8/19/10 07:04 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Is there a way to ban someone from submitting to the portal?

So you want to ban someone from the portal, because they submitted a dress up game? Was it offensive? Did it cause viruses? Was it stolen? No?!?!?! Then quit being such a dick about this guy's work.

At 8/19/10 06:54 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: Socks.

Mmmmm

Knee-high striped ones...

At 8/19/10 06:38 PM, Crayzorder wrote: Jamaicans should only do ska.

No exceptions.

Then who's going to make good reggae? Not the whiteys, I hope.

At 8/19/10 06:31 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Fine then, I will make my own European newgrounds. With blackjack. And hookers.

Are Americans who don't give a shit about what people think of them welcome to come?

At 8/19/10 06:23 PM, NVAPPAREL wrote: RAGE

U mad, bro?

At 8/19/10 06:17 PM, Erty wrote: Are you indian? If not, you are the foreigner.

Most probably born in America. Not foreigner.

Mithril mail!

Light as a feather, but can stop daggers right in their place!

I'm an American and I still wanna punch this lil' cunt in the face.

Crushed by an evil mushroom.

At 8/19/10 05:14 PM, Zecampeao wrote: Magically, through kisses.

Same. Except you had to be naked.

At 8/19/10 04:46 PM, camobch0 wrote: Yes, I'm really deeply in love with my best friend

That the best friend you took a picture of on the crapper?

OHMYGOSH GUYS. LOOK AT THEM. OHMYGOSH

Cutest love indeed.

... growing old with a significant other? Do you see yourself WANTING to grow old with a significant other?

Will you continue loving that person? Will you continue loving that person even when there's no chance of you guys having sex again? Will you love that person THE SAME without sex?

Now, I'm sure some of you might say that you will never lose an attraction to the person you love, and will continue to have sex even in old age, but consider the factors; A) you're both probably gonna be tired as fuck always. B) You're probably gonna be grumpy old geezers.

Then again, some say old love is the cutest love.

At 8/19/10 03:55 PM, Cootie wrote: 1) America

We're number 1? Seriously?

Bitches can suck my so-called fat American dick.

It's probably just because America has made some stupid mistakes, leading others to make fun of us. If the world were high school, America would be the kid that's full of themselves but in reality he's a loser.