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Response to: i got pepsi in my mountain dew! Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

Perhaps it's doing the backstroke?

Response to: Who wants to get banged? Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

At 1/16/09 09:50 PM, Jonas wrote

Your lips say no, but your asshole says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wouldn't his asshole say yes?

Score +1 for me.
Response to: Who wants to get banged? Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

Bang.

Who wants to get banged?

Response to: Lover or Dolphins Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

What if you see a dolphin orgy?

Response to: i hate school Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

At 1/16/09 05:47 PM, narutoness wrote: i hate my school i was just wrestling and boxing then i got in trouble i freaking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, 3rd grade is really hard.

Response to: photoshop t-shirt design Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

Where's the pic?

Response to: Fuck! Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

Lovely.

Response to: Keanu Reeves is to be Spike Spiegel Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

100 bucks says that Ed will be potrayed by Lindsay Lohan.

Oh dear god...
Response to: Keanu Reeves is to be Spike Spiegel Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

At 1/16/09 10:59 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: It could be worse, they would have Faye being played by Richard Simmons.

Shush...

Response to: You step outside your house Posted January 15th, 2009 in General

"Aaron Eckhart! That's the guy who played Harvey Dent! Man, that's been bugging me all da-"

Response to: What truly creeps you out? Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

Nothing creeps me out.

I'm aroused by everything...
Response to: Decapitate Penis Posted January 14th, 2009 in General

At 1/14/09 10:24 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: I have a bat...

I don`t see how it`s possible.

How about a home run?

Response to: I'm Santa Claus, Bitch! Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

For Christmas, I want this thread to be locked.

Response to: The worst time to get a boner Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

While changing a baby's diaper.

Response to: Coffee how you liek it? Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

I like my coffee black.

Like my men...
Response to: First Flash you ever visited on NG? Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

~pokemon a love story~

I'm so ashamed...
Response to: Jokes your friends don't get Posted January 12th, 2009 in General

"Excuse me sir, we need your help, there's a small problem in the cockpit."
"Cockpit? What's that?"
"It's a small room in an airplane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

Dead silence flows through the room...
Response to: Analyze my dream Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

It means you're very bad with women.

Response to: Should i get AH? Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

Let me direct you to the video game forum.

Response to: Usernames. Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

underandover

am i kewlz yet gaiz?!!!?1!!!!11!!
Response to: I want a huge badonka donk! (nsfw?) Posted January 7th, 2009 in General

At 1/7/09 12:34 AM, Sawke wrote: They are the only people who can enjoy getting anally raped by a chair

I enjoy being raped by a chair too...

Response to: If you had to lose a body part ... Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

The left arm.

I'm a righty anyways.
Response to: If you were Anne Frank... Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

At 1/5/09 12:12 AM, Brick-top wrote

What would you write in it?

I would write that I thought Hitler's mustache looked silly.

Response to: Face Swapper Posted January 5th, 2009 in General

At 1/4/09 11:46 PM, BlackClown wrote: I found that spiderman picture

I wonder what they're staring at...

Response to: thieves burned alive in nigeria Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

How can one, "steal a penis?"

Response to: Dumb laws Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

"If one is thought offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day."

lawl
Its my birthday! Posted January 2nd, 2009 in General

Well actually, it was two days ago, but I didn't have my computer with me to tell you. So yeah...

Response to: The news on Newgrounds Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

At 12/16/08 10:26 PM, shinron666 wrote: 97% of Newground's flash submissions suck ass

I'm guessing the other 3% is the flash submissions you like?

Response to: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

At 12/16/08 10:39 PM, Shnam wrote: I age forward as well.

Mind = Blown.

Response to: The news on Newgrounds Posted December 16th, 2008 in General

BEST. THREAD. EVAR.

Please don't lock this thread.