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At 7/16/09 11:51 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 7/16/09 11:49 PM, CalumnJohnston wrote:

At 7/16/09 11:46 PM, UnbridledChaos wrote:

no, you wouldn't... you would be the guy with a KFC chicken leg for a dick.

Mine looks like a chicken breast. Is that cool too?

depends... fried? grilled? in a fajita? or kung pao style.

lol same happend with jeff...geoff? jeff goldbloom also in new Zealand... curious. it was the same week michael jackson died, but yeah even like fox news reported on it, he went on the colbert report to prove that he was in fact, still alive.

At 7/16/09 11:43 PM, CalumnJohnston wrote: Yes, during your adolescence years it is perfectly normal to wonder or worry about the size of your penis, the same goes for girls and their bodily parts. But unless your dick stops working, your penis is normal, No matter on the length, the width or which way it hangs. Your penis would only cease being normal if growths started appearing, discharge came into place or the skin changed to an abnormal colour.

growths? wouldn't that just make it better for the woman anyway, i mean it'd be like naturally ribbed "for her pleasure" you would be a god.

tape it, i smell youtube gold.

lol i don't have epilepsy, its just a curios thought. i mean if you think about it, that's all a strobe light is, a light that rapidly turns on and off and blinking really fast would at least visually cause the same thing.

If you have epilepsy. can you give yourself a seizure from blinking really fast?

At 7/16/09 11:19 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 7/16/09 11:15 PM, Proottalfain wrote: What do you guys think about sex ed about penis normality?

I put a lot of thought into it. I really do...

No... not really. I failed that class. And I failed at penis normality. If a persons penis can be confused with a thousand year old red wood is that considered normal?

tee hee... you said wood
ne way yeah who cares, and why would you ask on a website with a bunch of immature jerk asses telling you that they wouldn't know cuz their's is huge. besides i couldn't tell you, mines like 18 inches...

At 5/29/09 02:53 PM, TheMaster wrote:

At 5/29/09 02:47 PM, EpicFail wrote: Never really got in to Anti-Flag myself, heard a few songs, I think "This is the End" is by them, yes? That was a good song.

Yeah, that's from For Blood and Empire. Check out "Underground Network", "Angry, Young and Poor", "Captain Anarchy", "A New Kind of Army" and "Turncoat". They're all ace songs. Probably all on Youtube.

meh turncoat not so much some of thier old stuff off new kind of army was good, right on, my fav on that album. well maybe not, god so many fucking good songs. their new album is pretty bad ass too. kinda going mor aggressive and i like it, but since everybody else is making a list i guess i'll follow suit and make one too.

Anti-Flag
Rise Against
Alkaline Trio (I don't think they'd be considered punk ne more tho)
The Unseen
Bad Religion
Screeching Weasel (My Boss Got Me Into Them)
The Vandals (Them Too)
Rancid
Dropkick murphys
Operation Ivy

At 7/16/09 10:51 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 7/16/09 10:49 PM, Luis wrote:

YES. That is a perfect idea. But to fuck them up even more, we should force 4chan on them. They'd kill themselves.

yes great idea having our ancestors kill themselves... genius move there buddy

At 7/16/09 11:05 PM, bigblueDUMBASS wrote:

At 7/16/09 10:58 PM, homor wrote: in an Alternate Universe they do.

or wait, its the main universe in Marvel, but you used Earth-3, which is in DC, so do both multiverses apply or is it just a funny reference? and what ab-

you kno what? screw it. my head hurts.

yeah you can't try to apply the scientific method here buddy.

At 7/16/09 10:45 PM, lordof420x wrote: lol yeah just like when a white gay says the N word its not okay but when a black guy does its okay black people piss me off well not black people just the wanabe gangster ones but your right dude some stupid shit

yeah cuz we all know gays can't use words like that...ah now that i've successfully humiliated yuo and yyour poor typing skliils on to mindlessly agreeing with what ever that guy way up there said. damn that shit is soooo true.

And Away I GO!!!
/WOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!!!
/flies away

okay i'm back. so you tried to prove your prof. (he shall be dunned Prof. Oak hence forth)
that's pretty gutsy, i like your style so Prof. Oak didn't get pissed at you for making him seem stupid?
i mean that's kinda a Prof. reaction that'd i'd expect. i mean i had this english prof.... same one twice for the same class, both times i failed... i don't think he liked me very much for the very same thing, i mean i'd always be trying to knock him of his proverbial high horse. so Prof. Oak just kinda took it then?

At 7/16/09 10:50 PM, homor wrote:

At 7/16/09 10:35 PM, Attacknun wrote: That dragon ball z movie was just awful. But, the other movie... never seen it. At least I don't think I have.

*stumbles off to pirated movies closet*

you missed the joke.

lol completely, that was the funniest thing I've read all day. i mean R. Lee Ermey playing a parody of himself, awesome.
and i'm suprised, not to knock you as a person (as I do not know you), as to how well thought out that was. i mean t come up with that long and realistc review of a movie that dosn't even exist... as far as i know
*runs off to search pirated movie collection cuz i have all of them*

nope doesn't exist. one question though, do write reviews of actual movies?
cuz you've got tallent here, and i'm sure you can find a way to exploit that via you tube or something...or iono some other site that hosts user created content, as if another one exists. i'd watch, if they were even remotely as funny as these ones were.

The End

whatever time in the future where i can be a full cyborg. that'd be sweet

At 7/16/09 09:13 AM, masterguy-1243 wrote: Nope, my life's fine.

lol you just sent one depressed soul over the edge with that,
+1 kill for you?

I never felt that way but i have a stupid story that came recently... maybe like a year ago now...
ne way. it was last summer and my gf that i had dated for almost a year, a week and a half was our anniversary, had just dumped me. not because i did some thing stupid like cheat on her or that we never got to see each other or chemistry or anything like that, it was because she didn't think i "could provide for her" mind you she was 19 at the time. who the fuck thinks that way... ne way so i feel really shitty cuz ya know i really loved her and i had all the plans for our anniversary set(i was gonna take her for dinner and to see Blue Man Group since she's always wanted to go. I even got her a $400 diamond ring) the worst part is that the whole time we worked together so i had to see her stupid face every day after that. so anyway one day i'm really pissed from just things churning in my head and i wanna just let her have it. so this is maybe a week or so after she dumped me, we're talking cuz she wanted to be friends, and not in the letting me down easy kind of way, like that'd work anyway, but i figured may if i could be friends with her i can get back with her, so enough rambling and back story, i'm pissed at her and we're talking and she for some reason tells me that she's now seeing a psychiatrist because she started to feel suicidal or"felt like jumping in front of a train" as she put it, now how do you get pissed at that? i mean i really wanted to get somethings off my chest and then she lays that on me, now if i tell her off and she kills herself then i'll feel like it was my fault. but she eventually got over it i guess, maybe i've sinced stopped working there. the point is i guess that it was a related story in that it had to do with suicide, and i guess i'll end with two words of wisdom:

#1 Killing yourself is the single most selfish thing anyone can do. If you think no one cares, Fuck you that's bullshit you fucking git. seek help if you can't just getover it yourself.

#2 Don't Date someone with a family history of mental illness on BOTH sides. and if you do don't think "shes's diffrent" or that she won't be like her mother. cuz she'll be just as fucking insane if not more.

The End.

at least people pronounce your name correctly.

At 7/16/09 02:51 PM, HALL0WEEN wrote: It is a fragile memory in my head, that cannot be cracked!
I don't want to recollect on those horrible, horrible memories...

there ya go, keep it inside an let each time it happens fester in the dark corners of your mind and put each other encounter in said dark corner until you finally snap and shoot everyone. but the penis thing is a good idea if you drop your pants no one is gonna fight you, i mean you're in jr. high or high school right? those kids are some of the most homophobic people there are. then if they still beat you up while you are naked, take it one step further and get a boner. think about whatever turns you on like iono, whatever you like, ricky martin i'm guessing, then make sure your throbbing member comes in contact with one of them at some point during your bludgeoning then you can tell people (who prolly think you're gay now) that that dude touched your manhood, and trust me they'll believe you, who would lie about that, and then he'll prolly go insane and kill himself because now every one will know him as the one who touched your penis. and either you can tell people he's the one who took your pants off orif there are witnesses and everyone thinks you're gay, atleast the girls will like you, and i mean the hot ones, cuz for some reason they dig that sorta thing. AND that hot cheerleader Christy or Jennifer or whatever will totally let you touch her cooter and then if some one says you're gay just say, "Oh yeah? well Christy lets me touch her vajango" then you'll be the coolest guy in school, then the guys that beat you up will all wanna be your friend and you can play them like puppets and you'll have the whole school in the palm of your hand.... atleast while said palm isn't down Christy's pants.

The End

At 7/16/09 01:57 AM, KalebKore wrote:

At 7/16/09 01:53 AM, HALL0WEEN wrote:

At 7/16/09 01:48 AM, squadus2 wrote: You should have whipped your penis out in defense.

I'll show mine if you show yours...

I can't tell if this is funny or not..

lol, but he's not a faggot, right? i mean he wasn't so it must be true lol.

At 7/13/09 12:57 AM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 7/13/09 12:50 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: However, although this means that he will be dead relatively soon (which is a good thing), it also means that since he knows that his death is imminent, it might give him the desire to go out with a 'bang'.

exactly what I was thinking. But I don't think he has the balls.

he didn't before he knew he was gonna die... what about now? misery loves company... and so do dead people.

...or people will think you're a psycho and no one will remember you for more than a week. but yeah i see what you mean, i'm not saying i'd do it to prove a point... unless the point is that burning flags can heat my house... but any way the fact of the matter is that it shouldn't be anymore illegal than burning a newspaper or log or... whatever.

At 7/13/09 07:45 AM, zendahl wrote: Look! yet another thread about flag burning! YAY! ooo and yet another post comparing the U.S. to Nazi Germany. Wow. Come back with some originality. Also dude, the idea that no other country cares about thier flag is competely and totally untrue. Go to France and burn a french flag, Or to GB, or Canada, Or Mexico, or any other country and burn thier flag. If you aren't arrested you'll be very likely to get your ass whipped. A countries flag is a symbol of that nation and a lot of people get silly in thier patriotism.:

see thats it tho the people don't care about the flag itself, but burning thier flag is like saying fuck /insert counrty and all the people of said country suck and need to die a horrible death.... maybe not exactly but you get my point.

but burning the american flag is a sign of protest, it gets people's and if you're protesting something, anything, your first goal is to get noticed.

cuz we don't want our daughters to be whores... or german.... *cringes*

At 7/10/09 11:12 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"No Life"-
You have made a Newgrounds account.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"You are officially a Man"-
You lost your virginity.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Heaven"-
Went to Heaven.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Hell"-
Went to Hell.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
"Athesists"-
Become an Athesist.

I Hate Those Achievements that require you to play the game more than once

At 3/15/09 08:29 AM, TheOutsiders wrote: *BLEEP BLOOP!*
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
-Laid an egg in a ranked or social playlist

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
-Suck It Blues!
Make a Grown Man Giggle With A Red vs Blue Reference

Ya Nailed It Buddy

good, all that space means he can do more buildings, i think that's be cool, just have the entire wall as a newgrounds mural. put some other ng icons up there, and use buildings as filler accross the whole wall.

lol how can people get so outraged? i mean has any one here spent the time and looked at some of the completely absurd shit that comes through the flash portal? hell we have fucking teen titans porn in the top 100. hell i think its top 10... so if some one liking furries gets you all hot and bothered why not go to a diffrent thread, like the one we have that has a link to a video of an indian guy electrocuting himself on a power line, and then proceed to watch his head burn as he lies lifeless on the top of a train. because thats what we got around here, not your icky little fantasies.

remember the newgrounds slogan:

Everything, By Everyone (except furries, that shit is weird)

wow, thats a pretty kick-ass idea there, can't wait to see it done... too bad i'm too late to get my name on there... maybe you could make my name a bush next to the picture.

At 7/12/09 12:56 AM, ChickenGod wrote: I personally think that most porn is extremely sexist, and I often only watch it for comedic purposes (the cheap story line, cliche, bad acting, etc...) but why is it so wrong that people watch other people nude? Yeah, it stimulates us, but is it really *that* morally wrong.

This whole post is hypocritical isn't it?

lol just a little, but i don't think the issue is so much if it's morally wrong, it's more whether or not its suitable for children.

oh yes, because cartoons have no influence on children at all. i mean they are just lines so they can't affect such easily influenced minds