2,229 Forum Posts by "UltraPulse"
At 5/1/14 08:06 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:At 5/1/14 08:02 AM, UltraPulse wrote:At 5/1/14 07:58 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: UltraBearNo I wasn't. What happened with that user?Prolly got arrested on CP charges. I dunno. A quick look at username and posting style is all I really looked at.
Alrighty. Try this instead
I haven't been on these boards for a while, kinda lost interest in 2008. Figured this board was still useful for something, hence the post.
Goddamn.... Fuck anyone involved in CP.
As for that link you gave me, dead people don't really bother me anymore I've become desensitized to it (as I'm sure have most people on these boards). Photos of a crime scene shouldn't be held private anyway.
I mean, shit, I was arrested on felony charges myself, but at least I got off with a disorderly conduct and nothing major.
At 5/1/14 07:58 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:At 5/1/14 07:28 AM, UltraPulse wrote: I'm already feeling like shit so, Newgrounds, post the saddest shit you know and I will be forever grateful.Weren't you previously known as UltraBear? If you are, that's pretty sad.
If you aren't, well, that's pretty sad too.
Anytime.
Thanks.
No I wasn't. What happened with that user?
I haven't been on these boards for a while, kinda lost interest in 2008. Figured this board was still useful for something, hence the post.
At 5/1/14 07:41 AM, Asandir wrote:At 5/1/14 07:28 AM, UltraPulse wrote: I'm already feeling like shit so, Newgrounds, post the saddest shit you know and I will be forever grateful.
Thanks.
That should be enough to make you feel more sad.
god damn when did flash get so advanced...
Poor kitty.
I'm from 2005. I registered when I was like 13 or something. One more year and I'll be a 10 year member.
At 8/6/12 07:25 PM, Freeze-E wrote: What porn site do you usually visit?
Usually beeg.
At 5/1/14 07:33 AM, Conal wrote: Some days I just don't have enough middle fingers.
Hey man, middle fingers don't get me any sadder, just agitated, maybe. Sometimes make me laugh actually.
I'm already feeling like shit so, Newgrounds, post the saddest shit you know and I will be forever grateful.
Thanks.
At 7/11/12 04:48 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Whoa!You man still sound like 13 yrs old.Suck my ass now.
That was some retarded shit I just read.
At 7/11/12 04:47 PM, citricsquid wrote:At 7/11/12 04:46 PM, UltraPulse wrote: I remember going on this when I was 13 haha, and suck my dick.you posted here less than 9 months ago...
Okay detective, you win!
I remember going on this when I was 13 haha, and suck my dick.
Stop smoking weed.
Get more bitches.
Stop getting arrested and getting ticketrs all the time.
Especially that last one.
Why worry about that shit in the first place?
Shit happens, what can you do. We'll have a way longer winter probably because of this.
Don't be embarrassed by it.
That was a reply to the inbred guy... Quotes didn't work.
What are you, fucking twelve? Polydactyly is a dominant gene, not a recessive one. Someone out there decided that 5 fingers was better than 6 and didn't bother mating with the 6 fingered person. You just need a single person with the dominant allele for it and you'll have a baby with 6 fingers, hopefully functioning. Also 6>5
At 7/6/09 10:26 PM, MrCrawford wrote: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
This.
At 2/14/09 12:21 AM, Exorcyst wrote:At 2/14/09 12:19 AM, Polioman wrote: Where's the sexSex in Jr. High?
O_o
You're in middle school?
I had no school for a President's day thing....
At 12/1/08 05:11 PM, CutTheCheese wrote: Im glad that my family isnt religious, seeing as we're half Christian, half Jewish
You're either one or the other.
LMFAo... I got 17/20 as well, but it was the 26th of december though.
155 to 333 now.
But the giant douche of a mom needs to shut the fuck up. Look at her video, and look at HER comments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVnFDEuva OE
Makes me wanna slap her, so get it over 9000!!!!!! Or 4000 will do.
I hope that every view = a vote, seriously, it takes 10 seconds to CTRL+F the name and vote.
At 9/9/08 05:46 PM, mranarchy wrote: Horton?
Aye?
Here's the original topic ( HERE ) (Go to the last pages to see more info) . I though since NG is somewhat of a big community, it could help a kid who needs a pair of bunk beds out.
Vote HERE for "AVERY HORTON"
There also seems to be a lot of competition with "Asheton" Whose mother is a pretty big...uhh...Bitch. Yeah. Accusing us of cheating with using proxies etc etc.
So help him out, and don't ban me for this.
Hey, heres an idea! Instead of being a moron, why don't you take a good quality picture WITHOUT A FUCKING MIRROR OR CELLPHONE and THEN post it up here. I know it might be too much for you, but trust me on that one. Bad base pic = shit thread.
At 8/6/08 07:17 PM, Lorkas wrote: A dude doctor, I don't want to ejaculate on my doctor's face.
You won't even if she's female.

