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Response to: Make me feel sad. Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

At 5/1/14 08:06 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:
At 5/1/14 08:02 AM, UltraPulse wrote:
At 5/1/14 07:58 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: UltraBear
No I wasn't. What happened with that user?
Prolly got arrested on CP charges. I dunno. A quick look at username and posting style is all I really looked at.

I haven't been on these boards for a while, kinda lost interest in 2008. Figured this board was still useful for something, hence the post.
Alrighty. Try this instead

Goddamn.... Fuck anyone involved in CP.

As for that link you gave me, dead people don't really bother me anymore I've become desensitized to it (as I'm sure have most people on these boards). Photos of a crime scene shouldn't be held private anyway.

I mean, shit, I was arrested on felony charges myself, but at least I got off with a disorderly conduct and nothing major.

Response to: Make me feel sad. Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

At 5/1/14 07:58 AM, LazyDrunk wrote:
At 5/1/14 07:28 AM, UltraPulse wrote: I'm already feeling like shit so, Newgrounds, post the saddest shit you know and I will be forever grateful.
Weren't you previously known as UltraBear? If you are, that's pretty sad.

If you aren't, well, that's pretty sad too.


Thanks.
Anytime.

No I wasn't. What happened with that user?

I haven't been on these boards for a while, kinda lost interest in 2008. Figured this board was still useful for something, hence the post.

Response to: Make me feel sad. Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

At 5/1/14 07:41 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 5/1/14 07:28 AM, UltraPulse wrote: I'm already feeling like shit so, Newgrounds, post the saddest shit you know and I will be forever grateful.

Thanks.
That should be enough to make you feel more sad.

god damn when did flash get so advanced...

Poor kitty.

Response to: Decade-old regulars - anyone? Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

I'm from 2005. I registered when I was like 13 or something. One more year and I'll be a 10 year member.

Response to: What porn site Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

At 8/6/12 07:25 PM, Freeze-E wrote: What porn site do you usually visit?

Usually beeg.

Response to: Make me feel sad. Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

At 5/1/14 07:33 AM, Conal wrote: Some days I just don't have enough middle fingers.

Hey man, middle fingers don't get me any sadder, just agitated, maybe. Sometimes make me laugh actually.

Make me feel sad. Posted May 1st, 2014 in General

I'm already feeling like shit so, Newgrounds, post the saddest shit you know and I will be forever grateful.

Thanks.

Response to: Whoa! This website still exists! Posted July 11th, 2012 in General

At 7/11/12 04:48 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Whoa!You man still sound like 13 yrs old.Suck my ass now.

That was some retarded shit I just read.

Response to: Whoa! This website still exists! Posted July 11th, 2012 in General

At 7/11/12 04:47 PM, citricsquid wrote:
At 7/11/12 04:46 PM, UltraPulse wrote: I remember going on this when I was 13 haha, and suck my dick.
you posted here less than 9 months ago...

Okay detective, you win!

Whoa! This website still exists! Posted July 11th, 2012 in General

I remember going on this when I was 13 haha, and suck my dick.

Response to: New Years Resolution 2012... Posted December 29th, 2011 in General

Stop smoking weed.
Get more bitches.
Stop getting arrested and getting ticketrs all the time.
Especially that last one.

Response to: About my experience points... Posted December 29th, 2011 in General

Why worry about that shit in the first place?

Response to: Still no snow, what the fuck? Posted December 29th, 2011 in General

Shit happens, what can you do. We'll have a way longer winter probably because of this.

Response to: Can't control your penis? Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Don't be embarrassed by it.

Response to: Am i short for my age? Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

I'm 5'7 and 17, fuck you.

Response to: Wtf? Six fingered gloves..? Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

That was a reply to the inbred guy... Quotes didn't work.

Response to: Wtf? Six fingered gloves..? Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

What are you, fucking twelve? Polydactyly is a dominant gene, not a recessive one. Someone out there decided that 5 fingers was better than 6 and didn't bother mating with the 6 fingered person. You just need a single person with the dominant allele for it and you'll have a baby with 6 fingers, hopefully functioning. Also 6>5

Response to: Tell me, Captain... Posted July 6th, 2009 in General

At 7/6/09 10:26 PM, MrCrawford wrote: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

This.

Response to: Girlfriends. Right before V-Day. Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

At 2/14/09 12:21 AM, Exorcyst wrote:
At 2/14/09 12:19 AM, Polioman wrote: Where's the sex
Sex in Jr. High?
O_o

You're in middle school?

Response to: Friday 13th bad luck? Posted February 14th, 2009 in General

I had no school for a President's day thing....

Response to: Dad Driving Me To Ccd Posted January 3rd, 2009 in General

At 12/1/08 05:11 PM, CutTheCheese wrote: Im glad that my family isnt religious, seeing as we're half Christian, half Jewish

You're either one or the other.

Response to: Got my permit... Posted January 3rd, 2009 in General

LMFAo... I got 17/20 as well, but it was the 26th of december though.

Response to: The king is dead, long live Obama! Posted November 4th, 2008 in General

155 to 333 now.

Response to: Good luck locking obama threads Posted November 4th, 2008 in General

Post...

Response to: Vote for Avery Horton! Posted September 10th, 2008 in General

But the giant douche of a mom needs to shut the fuck up. Look at her video, and look at HER comments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVnFDEuva OE

Makes me wanna slap her, so get it over 9000!!!!!! Or 4000 will do.

Response to: Vote for Avery Horton! Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

I hope that every view = a vote, seriously, it takes 10 seconds to CTRL+F the name and vote.

Response to: Vote for Avery Horton! Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

At 9/9/08 05:46 PM, mranarchy wrote: Horton?

Aye?

Vote for Avery Horton! Posted September 9th, 2008 in General

Here's the original topic ( HERE ) (Go to the last pages to see more info) . I though since NG is somewhat of a big community, it could help a kid who needs a pair of bunk beds out.

Vote HERE for "AVERY HORTON"

There also seems to be a lot of competition with "Asheton" Whose mother is a pretty big...uhh...Bitch. Yeah. Accusing us of cheating with using proxies etc etc.

So help him out, and don't ban me for this.

Response to: Photoshop Me. Posted August 8th, 2008 in General

Hey, heres an idea! Instead of being a moron, why don't you take a good quality picture WITHOUT A FUCKING MIRROR OR CELLPHONE and THEN post it up here. I know it might be too much for you, but trust me on that one. Bad base pic = shit thread.

Response to: Is it better if... Posted August 6th, 2008 in General

At 8/6/08 07:17 PM, Lorkas wrote: A dude doctor, I don't want to ejaculate on my doctor's face.

You won't even if she's female.