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Hate it? Nah. Poor at drawing it? I'd say I'm below average/average for someone who only really draws in forms of doodling during classes.

As of right now, my Achilles heel is literally, well, an Achilles heel: more specifically, feet. I don't even know why. I just can never sketch the right shape. I guess I just need practice. I mean, if you have trouble with hair, you should practice with that.

Lets see some of examples of your hair "problems", man.

At 5/17/13 09:53 PM, thisismyboat wrote: Some gestures. I wasn't focused on line quality or the accuracy of the large figure drawing because I've haven't been drawing much this year, so my goal was just to get my pencil moving again.

I'm really digging the top left gesture, with the person walking with his arms thrown up in the air like he jus' don't care.
Can you draw a larger, finished version of that?

At 5/24/13 09:10 PM, BenniL wrote: A less clothed verision of a friend, made it with a mouse

Not too shabby. Not that stellar, but still not bad. A little smudgy, but hey, it looks nice. Maybe the shorts could use a little more detail.

What program did you use to create it?

What a champ. People need better things to do

Twenty more minutes.

If I get killed, I regret nothing ;)

Just found out about this too...

Anybody know what happens when the hour is up?

At 9/24/11 08:01 PM, Tyrannicality wrote: The Never Ending Story.... Dude, it fuckin ended.

And WTF a giant flying dog? What was that about?

Gotta disagree, lol. That movie was fantastic in my opinion. 80's movies=the secks

I agree with most said here, but to add another movie, Gone With The Wind. That movie was boring as fucking a piece of paper with a flaccid penis :/

Also, the final Halloween town. I liked the rest as a child but the last one using a different actor SUCKED :I

Erection inbound.

Ok, I think we get the idea that I have little self esteem, everyone. No need to comment on it any more. How about some tips for my, let me think, uh, drawings? Eh? Eh??

This is something I've been working on for a few hours, non-consecutive, haha. I pretty much got the body done, but still, any criticism or tips I'll take. I really don't know what to do as a background, I'm thinking maybe a brick wall or something? I don't know :/

At 6/18/11 09:36 PM, Master-Sweez wrote:

while that is true yes an artist should always be looking to improve but their is a difference between having the burning will to keep training....and beating you're self up. its all about balance. Believe in the you that believes in you

Thanks man I'll keep that in mind :)

I'm not going to read any of this thread, not even the OP, and I'm going to assume that about 3/4ths of the people before me have said it already, but...

Get a girlfriend.

At 6/18/11 09:26 PM, Master-Sweez wrote: as for the art if you want to do doodles then go right ahead no one is stopping you. and if you say you are actually good at life drawing then post some of that

I have a picture of one of my Art class drawings from a few months ago, if this counts for anything (Sorry bout the pic size, thats what I get when I take pics with my phone and put them on my comp).

As to the rest of your post, you're right, but there are three reasons why I criticize myself so much:
1. I've had a few people tell me that I suck at art (this isn't recent, but still)
2. I'm insecure
3. If you criticize yourself, then that leaves room for improvement, because if you don't think that anything is wrong with your artwork, then that means you probably wont try to improve and your ego is way too high :p

So, yeah. Anyway, here's that picture of something I drew in real life. Don't ask me to explain it. We had to do something with bugs.

I don't think art is even the right term for shit I do. Well, by that I mean MS Paint freestyle. I'm pretty decent in real life drawing, its just that I'm:
A: too lazy to draw good, detailed things
B: Too poor to buy any drawing tablets or anything related to making good work
C: too young to put enough attention into it
or, of course,
D: I'm sleeping and/or eating.

So, I'm saying this right now, don't expect good drawings from me like the other artists in this forum, because I was just looking through some of the threads and my response was something like "Shit... how am I going to impress anyone compared to these?"

I also picked up on drawing on Paint about, erm, two or so weeks ago, and have completed a total of five, yes, five, T for Terrible monstrosities, abominations, or whatever you'd like to call them.

Even though I suck naturally and there is no way I will ever become a good artist, I'd really appreciate some criticism, even a few tips if you feel some pity.
So, let the fun begin.

Holy piece of fuck nuggets! Melt that shit down, then drink it in this big ass cup of the gods. Then take a picture.

You like cock.

At 6/12/11 01:43 PM, Gimmesuga wrote: People will mistake this for porn star lol. Jeff Bridges.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU

I just realized this too :L
oh well. haha

McDonalds is always there for you...

Always...

Doing my six page essay due tomorrow that I havent even started yet. Ugh.

Simple question, who is your favorite tron star, from either movies? I found them to be quite good, but Im still undecided.

I would trip

1. Priest: Lectures at mass

2. Jew: Ovens

3. Baby: Cute

4. Knife: Cut things

5. Buttsex: She probably wont get preggerz

6. Nurse: Female doctor

7. Murder: Who the fuck would do it

8. Hug: Nice way to show affection, best way to make things awkward if its of the same sex

9. Dentist: Not that big of a deal, cleans my teeth for me

10. Clown: Can be creepy, mimes only with a laugh

Yeppers

Misery loves company.

Do the mona lisa only more modern and sexier so i can fap

At 5/28/11 03:58 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 5/28/11 03:55 PM, Figter wrote: Was i the only one that imagined this being about something completly different?

I thought he was referring to something naughty!

teeheheehe

After like, four months, I finally got my old fashioned portable CD player to fit a CD in it.

Problem was that there was this gnarly piece of some unknown substance that was the exact same color as the inside of the CD player, and I didn't notice it until about a week ago. After scratching that shit like a 36-53 year old man scratches his dick, I finally got the thing off. Whatever it was.

Now I can jam again to my CD's old style, and everybody be hatin.

This is of so much relevance, btw.

wikileaks, please, please come through for me.

He is not dead until they release those pictures.

*goes off to circle jerk*

Spiders are cute amirite?

BUT SCARY AS SHIT

anyway whats your opinion on em

I feel so great for having exactly seven inches and only 15.

Bitch.

Also, to everyone else who actually MEASURED their cocks, I laugh at you because i most certainly didn't, I had a girl do it for me ;)

Nah not really Im a loser