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At 4/22/09 05:07 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 4/22/09 05:01 PM, ultimaman94 wrote:

At 4/22/09 04:54 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: We'll tell you when you're older.

I'd love to know when I'm 28.

Ultimaman94... 94....

I totally believe you're 27.
We totally believe you.

Ohhh... I see....

You usually need a shit-load of expensive stuff for computers these days.

I spent nearly £1000 for just one of my games that lagged far too much.

At 4/22/09 04:55 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote: Because its none of your business.

two-year-old telling me it's none of my business? You're WAY too young to do drugs or smoke.

Just go away.

At 4/22/09 04:54 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: We'll tell you when you're older.

I'd love to know when I'm 28.

Being hung is not a humane way to die.

AT ALL.

I (Honestly) haven't smoked once, taken even a tad bit of X or ecstasy.

WHY. WHY have you taken DRUGS?!

It messes your up HUGE. I knew someone who smoked weed who used to be really nice. Then everyone used to beat him up because he acted like a little shit.

At 4/22/09 04:41 PM, IfUSeekAmy wrote: Daniel is actually a Hebrew name from before there was a Japan or a "west." So I'm going to have to say it's NOT Japanese.

lol I knew that since I was four.

DAN is a Japanese name, not DANIEL.

It's funny me saying my name.

At 4/22/09 06:47 AM, Sexylegs wrote: So, I want to tell my parents I WANT TO SMOKE.

Uhhh... okay. Try telling your boyfriend you've got a whole box worth of fags under your pillow.

DON'T SMOKE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

At 4/22/09 04:36 PM, Elios wrote: Name: Particle Man
From: Hollywood, CA
Nickname(s): "The dot", or, "The Speck"
Weightclass: Airweight (0.000007 kg)
Height: 0.031 mm
Trunks: Red...?

Shit. He sounds scary as Hatton.

Titles:
K.O'd by Triangle Man
K.O'd by Universe Man
K.O'd by Person Man

Oh dear.

LOL person man.

If that happened to me you'd be in hospital. No joke.

So the answer to your question is YES, WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR FRIEND WAS HORRIBLE.

120? A Nazi? A fat slob so retarded he killed millions for NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL?

WHY SHOULD WE CARE ABOUT HITLER ANY MORE?

Name: Winnie the Pooh
From: Hundred acre wood
Nickname(s): Whinny-shit
Mr. Honey
Weightclass: Too fat to be measured
Height: 312ft
Trunks: None (harhar)
Titles: Honey champion

have a free sample of honey everytime you bet on him.

ADULF Fulp.

Ohhhh... sorry Tom. How's Bin La-- NEVER MIND.

Good. Serves you right for going on here too much. Why stay on here then? Hmmm?

hehe, lol... Oh. FUCK!

At 4/22/09 04:17 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Suck Poozy's dick, Vladimir Lenin.

I don't think Vladimir Lenin can read this. Oh well...

SUCK POOZY'S DICK ANYWAY!

Now then... who's poozy?

At 4/22/09 04:07 PM, Zenan wrote: Talk to FRANK he knows what he's talking about.

That site is awesome. I haven't done any drugs, and I'm older than 20! So yeah still healthy.

Getting into sleep is my... "Natural" kind of drum.

At 4/22/09 02:21 PM, TheReturnOfTomsPulp wrote:

At 4/22/09 02:03 PM, Cereal-Kill3r wrote: Some middle schoolers smoke them.

I bet you do because you're an idiot.

Oh god.

I wonder what they put in the blue one.....

Hmmm.....


No colourings? Shit!

Chain-art?

I was thinking it would be just a collection.

At 4/22/09 12:13 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Number one threat to America...

BEARS

I hope this won't offend you, but I'd say the "Number one" threat to America would be George Bush.

Never mind about that though, you got Obama!

But Bush gives me the creeps...

At 4/22/09 12:15 PM, zee666 wrote: Emoez FTW W00t!

THIS is the kind of guy that pisses me off. And "666" to go with the name.

He'll be a politician.

At 4/22/09 12:09 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote:

At 4/21/09 06:48 PM, LDAF wrote:

At 4/21/09 06:24 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote: Kongregate begins with a K.
Just throwing that out there...

and how does that matter?

It doesn't.

That was useful.

At 4/22/09 12:00 PM, bdash1990 wrote: A homosexual standing behind me in the mens room.

Holy shit.

Did he...?

At 4/22/09 11:47 AM, ThatCostsM0ney wrote: my mate got mugged free times in three days...

How many times?

I never knew you had to pay to mug someone. Ugh, taxes these days.

I was attacked by one with two rubber ducks and had nothing but a giant haddock to protect myself!!

They're watching us...

I've just got the Wii and the PS3.

You decide, not anyone else.

At 4/22/09 11:45 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: I don't get in fights and I've never been mugged, raped, assaulted, or any combination of the three.

I've never been mugged or raped. Where I used to live assaults happened everywhere.

Just bring them over and knock 'em down.

At 4/22/09 11:41 AM, East525 wrote: I'm going to see how many times I can flush my toilet in 60 seconds. It may take a couple trials, but I'm willing to keep at it.

Stuff that, I'm gonna see what I can put in the sewage works before everything gets clogged up!

Then let the alligators eat it and... fish.

I was only afraid of the mirror for one day when I saw myself getting hung in a dream.

If you plan on suicide, don't hang yourself. Ask your friend to!

At 4/22/09 08:48 AM, thekingofmadness wrote: You know, the one with the ladies shaking their square asses in the screen.

Sounds like something from Boxhead.

Something strange from Boxhead...