My first M rated game was Mortal Kombat and I turned out fine, except Im a cold Heartless bastard sometimes :3. But yea I think the ESRB is ignored a lot today.

To Quote Yahtzee:
It anyone gave a slightest bit of a damn about the next halo game, that would be a reach.

Pardon Me.

Poke his eyes out then smash his tiny nuts.

I suggest you get the one with the better GPU, because if your running UT ( Original I hope) then you wont need much processor speed.

Its Number 2 THANKS :D

I Locked in the first and last one :D

It was a game released here on NG and was featured on the frontpage I do believe.

I had Zombies and it was top down view. You could chose if you wanted to find supplies, rescue humans, or just roam. The safe area was small and it was guarded by automated turrets. There where several different zombie types and some took more shots to take down.
I do believe there was also a grenade launcher among the many weapons

Also thanks Jamoke for redirecting me.

A Sega Dreamcast from Thinkgeek.com

It was a game released here on NG and was featured on the frontpage I do believe.

I had Zombies and it was top down view. You could chose if you wanted to find supplies, rescue humans, or just roam. The safe area was small and it was guarded by automated turrets. There where several different zombie types and some took more shots to take down.
I do believe there was also a grenade launcher among the many weapons

Source works fine so this guy is kinda BSing.

WHAT GAMES >.<

MOTHERFUCKING Metal gear Solid Philanthropy :D

I have a 3.5GHZ single core, a 7600gt and I forget how much ram I have >.>, but I can run HL2 at 30 frames max settings at 1280x768. So as long as you have something similar to what I have you should be okay for most games in the 2005-2006 era. But it really depends on what you have in mind playing. (CODMW2, Mirrors Edge etc,)

Joy To key is crap due to it not supporting analog. Xpadder is better(Its not free but the older versions are.)

This papercraft model I built Not the exact one but I did manage to build the guy :D

At 11/22/09 11:16 PM, EmoPinata wrote: How about no.

I doubt you even looked at it.

These guys are doing a charity event for child's play and so far they have raised a LOT OF MONEY, Be sure to read the FAQS to see what these guys are doing :D

The Gman doesn't say Not to insist you have been sleeping
It goes:
Rise and Shine, Mr. Freeman, Rise and Shine
Not that I wish, to imply you have been sleeping on the job.
No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until....Well, lets just say your hour has come again(Im not gonna type the rest.)

Tons of fun, HURRY BEFORE THE KEYS ARE GONE!

Shit the cactus link is wrong, sorry here it is http://www.oldpeoplearefunny.com/sound/p hone_mobbing_whats_your_bid.mp3

CACTUS!!!
Just plain lol

At 11/14/09 04:08 AM, Leidolfr wrote: In Highschool there was a girl, that was like, pardon the expression, the biggest sloppiest fuckin moo cow youve ever seen, and uhh, she was a cheerleader also [ thanks political correctness, now we have to pretend fat people are sexy ] and she used to wear those little stretch pants that say like juicy on the ass, whatever, and shirts that were way too small

and youd see this monstrocity booming towards you in the hall, her fat gut hanging out like she just stumbled out of the trailer park, and yeah, its supposed to not bother us

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD!
This almost perfectly describes this black fat ass chick thats on the schools "Bollywood Dance Team" (Dont fucking ask, they cant dance for shit)

Give em condoms. With candy bars stuffed inside.

Well the last one we had was actually interesting because the Drama group at my school did Thriller.
And the DJ that plays the music at the Pep rally Stays and plays music during lunch.

"Is this the real life is this just Fantasy gone in land slide no escape from reality"

Into

Raifurandosuraidoesukepu We really great people and our people, we are different people with many different ares, people like this - something

What the fuck?

Holy. Fucking. Shit

At 10/28/09 05:31 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:
Instant troll alarm activated.

Abandon this thread. It's obvious this guy is trolling.

Did you bother to read the news story? Jackass >.>

A laptop with 3g built in, Im sure the rest of the people on the ark will bring some food so Ill just Mooch offa them :3

Taylor Swift for Bob Marley