You should break up with her.

oh wait

I'm sure it was an accident. Just forgive and forget.

Almost there buddy.

At 11/4/08 09:39 PM, madvideogamer wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:37 PM, lawizeg wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:35 PM, ArykSB wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:34 PM, firetail wrote: The thing to my right is a printer...

What the fuck? Same here.

Yeah, me too.

Let's start a club!

Yes we should. The Right Sided Printer Club.

At 11/4/08 09:37 PM, madvideogamer wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:34 PM, Cerion wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:32 PM, ArykSB wrote:

At 11/4/08 09:31 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Make hay while the sun shines.

Where did the arms come from? He doesn't have arms!

Or a second magazine.

Sorry about tha- Oh what's that?

Jump and grab the thing to the left.

Because of slow service, I got a free starbucks coupon, any size and drink.

I used it for a small coffee later. :P

Buy me some Gin.

Nah, you don't have to, happy birthday Sensationalism.

Bring up an interesting subject like, "Hi, you new around here?" or something like that and try to find out what makes her laugh. Just be yourself, I'm sure she'll like you.

He's a silly fellow, but a... bad leader.

He did make his mark on history though.

Don't cast yourself off to a distant mountain, it only makes things worse.

At 11/3/08 11:59 PM, squidly wrote: Today is the day... right now, at 12:00 A.M., Eastern Time... yada yada

One minute off, buddy.

Tell him to do his work.

I could never smoke cigs, but good for you if you want to break the habit.

Good luck, buddy!

Just try your best to remember it.

Or PM an admin with a suggestion.

I guess I'm a part of the %25 that will stay.

Wait a few months and keep an eye on the stock market. When a good company is low enough, buy several hundred shares of it and wait more. When the stock turns up to double the value, sell it.

Or you can buy some new outfits.

At 11/2/08 04:59 PM, Samen wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Timmy wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?

Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.

Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!

You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

Okay, this is my soda of preference, but not many people like it so I said coke.

Any way you can forgive me?

We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?

Maybe you have diarrhea and you are just agitating it with the sugar you're eating.

At 11/2/08 03:44 PM, Steve3377 wrote:

At 11/2/08 03:42 PM, andythehedgehog wrote: I have masturbated to it. He was my first orgasm! Tom made a man outta lil' ol' me...

wait wait wait.....your a guy?
How the fuck could you get an orgasm?
Fag.....

Don't be so discriminate.

If you live in the United States, you should be able to skip school, because there isn't any.

McCain for the presidential election.

Happy Birthday Ozcar.

Maybe he's doing it for the values and life long lessons learned from church communities. Like, respect your neighbor, "Thou shalt not kill," etc.

Some of my friends are *channers and my bud Roz has an account here.

I just don't like it when my friends are like, "Anon is watching," because the internet and real life should not mix.

Unless it's relevant.

At 11/1/08 07:25 PM, lemmiwinks wrote: Where the elderly come to die,

Florida?

My town: Waimahu.

You wouldn't get it if you hadn't lived here and learned the lingo.

At 11/1/08 07:21 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Mines cheerios...for all the 'right' reasons......

)

I dunno weather this is SFW but i'll just say NSFW just cause i don't wanna get banned lol

There's a nipple showing.

That aside, I love Lucky Charms.

I usually fantasize about romance, flying, and quiet places of wonderful design and comfort.

sigh...

Call the police. It's logical, safe and probably won't get you sued.

Because it's only a scam to get people to shop for a lot of food and then buy stuff the day after at ridiculous prices.

Only if I get some back.