What sucks is that I had to pay him to play around with his cocks.

Well, I am sure that everyone never tried to fart whilst having an orgasm. Let alone actually think about doing such a thing.

At 1/5/08 05:10 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:

At 1/5/08 05:08 AM, UfaKefe wrote: What do you guys think of me so far?

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Yep, you're an alt. No real 08 user could pull this off.

I am definitely not an alt. Why does everyone keep on calling me that?

What do you guys think of me so far?

At 1/5/08 04:43 AM, DemonicDuo wrote: If you don't wholeheartedly agree with my belief, I can only consider you to be a moron. After all, that would mean you wer denying crystal clear fact and hours of research done by the worlds top scientists.
You've clearly been brainwashed by the commoners knowledge of orthopedic practices, but I'm afraid you have it all wrong. Just think back on who told you what cancer is; question if they know what they are REALLY talking about...

If you have actually gone through medical school, spent over twenty years researching cancer in an actual scientific laboratory and proved that cancer indeed does not exsist, then I have absolutely no reason to believe you.

I doubt you have done any.

You are probably what they call an Internet troll.

I'd fucking call paramedics!

I can wait to a certain extent.

I cannot stand people who test my patience though.

I just like to converse with people I don't know.

One person starts hating, others follow just to look cool.

So I should get a penis and all the women will start flocking.

I've always wanted to have sex with women. ;)

A close friend of mine died from cancer, you dick.

At 1/5/08 03:14 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Everyone who said Reel Big Fish in this thread is invited to my house to get hammered and break shit.

Am I too late to say so? I like breaking things.

Buy a 1TB external hardrive. It's around $350 though.

This topic amuses me to a great extent.

Thomas Jefferson.

I mutter to myself sometimes. Does it mean I'm black?

Haha, American entertainment.

I don't get some of their jokes.

I was unsatisfied by the content of this website.

I have Super Mario Bros., Super Mario World, Super Metroid and Paper Mario.

All of them worth it.

O:! I liked that. Mostly the ending though.

Did you tell your dad you're gay yet?

Both will definitely hesitate to answer.

It's tomorrow, NG time. Try and check again.

It's been there a long time? I'm liking it.

I'd go to bed. I'm sick right now. :(

You trust Wikipedia?

Dance in your living room wearing nothing but your undergarments.

When all else fails, see a doctor. You might have erectile disfunction. It might be linked to your high blood pressure.

At 1/4/08 09:17 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I care.

I get my daily laughs from reading about them..

and lol coincidence

I think it's just ads by Google.

You know how they are.

Sidorio. He wants to rape me. D:

It looks pretty convincing. I have to look for one of those calculators and find the truth.

Do you know where to get one?