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Author Search Results: 'UfaKefe'

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Topic: Men, I want to know.

Posted: 01/31/08 01:41 AM

Forum: General

How does it feel to be kicked in the nuts?

I've never been given a good answer. Do tell.


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Topic: I like potatoes?

Posted: 01/30/08 09:57 PM

Forum: General

I love potatoes, but you don't have to dedicate a year to it.


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Topic: Postin' from muh Wii!

Posted: 01/30/08 09:56 PM

Forum: General

At 1/30/08 09:54 PM, NewWorldProductions wrote: i post from mah PS3 panzy, the wii is soo crappy compared to the 360 and the ps3. Also, the games suck, and there is 90x more features on the ps3

Somebody put on their troll hat today.

I use my Wii to post sometimes. I just HATE it when I lose my connection when I'm typing.


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Topic: Legend of Zelda Timeline Shit.

Posted: 01/30/08 09:52 PM

Forum: General

If you can read the title, it says "Legend of Zelda"

Legends are not supposed to add up with each other.

Just my opinion.


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Topic: Voice made me do it!

Posted: 01/30/08 09:49 PM

Forum: General

I think she is just plain crazy.

Who, but crazy people, murder their own parents?


576.

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Topic: This bitch stole my flash idea!

Posted: 01/30/08 07:33 PM

Forum: General

Maybe he had to do a chemistry project and he likes sonic.

So using sonic as your mascot in a flash project is your idea no one else should use it? Pssshaw.


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Topic: Plastic surgery?

Posted: 01/30/08 07:29 PM

Forum: General

I don't like it. It's all un-natural and things can go wrong.


578.

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Topic: What I miss about the old NG

Posted: 01/30/08 07:24 PM

Forum: General

That sounded like something fun.


579.

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Topic: Im Legal

Posted: 01/30/08 03:06 AM

Forum: General

Do things that before you couldn't.


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Topic: I need some girl help.

Posted: 01/30/08 03:03 AM

Forum: General

At 1/30/08 02:58 AM, Timmy wrote: This has been done too many times with too many alts.

Overdone? Yes. Me an alt? Never.


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Topic: Worst thing to say to telemarketers

Posted: 01/30/08 03:00 AM

Forum: General

"Thank you for calling me! Nobody ever calls me anymore... I am not all too interested in saving my money right now. So... whatcha up to?"

Continue casual conversation, etc.


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Topic: I need some girl help.

Posted: 01/30/08 02:46 AM

Forum: General

At 1/30/08 02:43 AM, DBZFAN9000 wrote: Fucking rape that bitch with your bitch tits. Slam some shit in her eyes and lick her fucking grundle. Jam a TI-83 up her cunt and fuck her face with a pitchfork. Do a swan dive into her asshole with a machete. Burn an American Flag with your ass. Kill Ted Stevens with a fucking rocketship.

Yeah... that's about it.

That wasn't informative, insightful, original or funny at all.

And I am being serious about this.


583.

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Topic: Who Uses Foobar2000?

Posted: 01/30/08 02:41 AM

Forum: General

The name of it sounds funny.


584.

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Topic: I need some girl help.

Posted: 01/30/08 02:38 AM

Forum: General

Before the flames come forth, this is not a parody.

Well just to let you know, I am indeed a woman.

There is this really lovely girl I've known for many years and we are pretty good friends now. I'm recently realising that I REALLY like her. I just don't know how to approach such a delicate situation. I want to be with her REALLY BAD! I like her A LOT.

How do I ask her out? Help me please? I'm the shy type too. ><


585.

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Topic: I think my parents hate me

Posted: 01/30/08 02:25 AM

Forum: General

You're growing up. You won't be a child forever. Your parents will not always be there. They're only doing what they think what's best for you.


586.

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Topic: if you could have sex with anyone

Posted: 01/30/08 02:20 AM

Forum: General

My friend. I got the hots for her. :D


587.

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Topic: The Bible (Abriged Version)

Posted: 01/30/08 02:14 AM

Forum: General

Jesus made fish and bread whilst being nailed to a cross? I knew Jesus was a man of wonders, but this is just amazing!


588.

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Topic: The calm before the storm.

Posted: 01/30/08 02:07 AM

Forum: General

Sounds pretty bad.

I hope you can get out of your house the next morning.

I never been through a snowstorm before so, good luck on that bud!


589.

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Topic: You Just Got

Posted: 01/30/08 02:04 AM

Forum: General

I stumbled upon this quite a while ago. It was quite entertaining.


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Topic: alien or rock? you decide!

Posted: 01/28/08 10:40 PM

Forum: General

At 1/28/08 10:37 PM, emochild wrote: NASA Photoshoped the image for the lulz

You're probably right.


591.

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Topic: If you could jump ten feet high

Posted: 01/28/08 04:06 AM

Forum: General

I wouldn't kick anyone.

I'd scale a mountain.


592.

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Topic: i think i'm going to be sick...

Posted: 01/28/08 04:01 AM

Forum: General

Ahahaha! American movie box offices.


593.

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Topic: My cousin died today.

Posted: 01/28/08 03:54 AM

Forum: General

Well you guys, that was not a very nice thing to do.

He opened up to you guys to seek comfort and you drive him away. Such insensitivity can drive a man to his limits.


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Topic: level 10 pic: wtf?

Posted: 01/28/08 03:47 AM

Forum: General

Does my name remain the same?


595.

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Topic: when will the FBI arrest the host..

Posted: 01/27/08 05:35 PM

Forum: General

When they find the guy?


596.

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Topic: The Cloud Appreciation Society

Posted: 01/27/08 05:31 PM

Forum: General

Let's appreciate the beauty of these wondrous clouds...

The Cloud Appreciation Society


597.

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Topic: Goodnight My Sweet Prince.

Posted: 01/27/08 05:24 PM

Forum: General

I like this thread.


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Topic: Rape is not funny.

Posted: 01/27/08 06:06 AM

Forum: General

At 1/27/08 05:48 AM, zalecot wrote: omg your being serious did u get raped?

No, I did not.

And for all that assume I am a man, no I am a woman.


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Topic: Rape is not funny.

Posted: 01/27/08 05:45 AM

Forum: General

Why do you guys always joke about rape? In my opinion, it's not at all funny.

Rape can sexually scar someone, lead to depression and it can cause them to commit suicide. You may think, "Suicide, whoop de doop." but it can affect many others. Their friends, co-workers, family, even acquaintances.

What if you got raped and people were joking about it? What if a loved one got raped and people were joking about it in their face?

Rape is never funny.

If you do say anything like "RAEP RAEP LOL AM I KOOL NOW GUISE?" or any other thing to that extent, I'd think very lowly of you. You'd be as horrible as if you were a rapist yourself.


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Topic: Sex questions

Posted: 01/25/08 02:11 AM

Forum: General

Why do men most/a lot of the time sleep or pass out after having an orgasm? It's annoying.


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