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Author Search Results: 'UberKuri'

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Topic: Wtf, 3 titted chick vids

Posted: 11/14/08 04:22 AM

Forum: General

That's not nearly enough.


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Topic: Area 51?

Posted: 07/23/08 03:36 AM

Forum: General

Area 69 has similar location accessories, but they seem more welcoming.


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Topic: What if...

Posted: 07/23/08 03:21 AM

Forum: General

I'd give him a bite of my hotdog.
Like what else would you fucking do?


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Topic: My NG account has been stolen

Posted: 07/23/08 03:20 AM

Forum: General

At 7/23/08 03:17 AM, Kuro wrote: If it was, it wouldn't be funny, and I only deal in funny jokes.

Could've fooled me.
Haha.
Get it?
Teehee.


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Topic: "Ar Participating Restraunts"

Posted: 07/23/08 03:17 AM

Forum: General

At 7/23/08 02:37 AM, mightypotato wrote: There's actually a KFC near my apartment that doesn't participate in coupon or gift card programs. When I first saw it, I was all like "weird".

Wouldn't that deter customers during those times of offers and cost them money.


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Topic: My NG account has been stolen

Posted: 07/23/08 03:14 AM

Forum: General

Poor baby.
Get well soon.

Oh and Kuro good luck with that stuff.


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Topic: I need PedoBear

Posted: 07/23/08 03:13 AM

Forum: General

I'm pretty sure I've seen it on google somewhere.


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Topic: Top 10 things to do naked.

Posted: 07/22/08 05:52 AM

Forum: General

A girl.


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Topic: Invulnerable, what do you do?

Posted: 07/22/08 04:11 AM

Forum: General

Same thing as I usually do, just wouldn't need to be as careful.


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Topic: Happy b-day Tech2o!

Posted: 07/22/08 03:48 AM

Forum: General

Fuck you Tech2o <3


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Topic: Babies Learning To Walk/talk

Posted: 07/22/08 03:42 AM

Forum: General

You know how babies learn to walk and talk by copying off what they see and hear from their parents. If the parents are lazy fuckers, and don't walk when the kids are around for some fucked up reason, would this mean the kid wouldn't learn how to walk?

Same thing for talking. I once heard a guy made an experiment using his baby, by letting it stay with a baby monkey or something for an extended period of time. He expected the monkey to speak like a baby, or English or whatever, but instead his baby made monkey noises.

Am I right in theory?

Penis.


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Topic: So my sister saw my porn...

Posted: 07/21/08 07:21 AM

Forum: General

Mmm.
Something similar happened to me, except it was with the google search history thing.
My dad searched up some car rental thing. Unexpected things came up in the history to him.


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Topic: Type of cloths you like to wear

Posted: 07/21/08 07:18 AM

Forum: General

I like simple and smart. It's a good look and the jacket I have makes me look skinnier.

Uh, not that I need to.


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Topic: Exodus 22:18

Posted: 07/21/08 06:44 AM

Forum: General

Have you ever seen Austin 3:16.


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Topic: Teh cutest photo in teh wurld

Posted: 07/21/08 06:42 AM

Forum: General

That's beastiality.


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Topic: Exodus 22:18

Posted: 07/21/08 06:41 AM

Forum: General

Does it actually work.


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Topic: What do you do when nervous?

Posted: 07/21/08 06:40 AM

Forum: General

I get massive pains in my stomach, start to sweat and kind of shiver.

I get this nervous regular aswell.


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Topic: This Might Get Boring

Posted: 07/21/08 05:40 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 05:39 AM, Beezleboss wrote: You Seem Cool UberKuri

If you say so.
Suck my cock.


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Topic: This Might Get Boring

Posted: 07/21/08 05:38 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 05:33 AM, Beezleboss wrote: Umm in plymouth have you heard of the barbican or the mayflower steps ?

Nope.

norfolk broads

Nope.

look on google earth

Fuck it.


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Topic: Newgrounds Sig Makers

Posted: 07/21/08 05:37 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

The blue one is better.


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Topic: This Might Get Boring

Posted: 07/21/08 05:30 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 05:28 AM, Beezleboss wrote: Well were do you live

I'm in Sydney.
You could maybe describe landmarks or something.


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Topic: This Might Get Boring

Posted: 07/21/08 05:27 AM

Forum: General

What interesting stuff is at those places?

I've never been or heard of any of them.


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Topic: I Need Help...

Posted: 07/21/08 04:52 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 04:48 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: I know you're not stupid. You know very damn well that what I'm saying is true.

I do not believe what you're saying is true.

Women are despicable worthless walking heaps of flesh lesser than insects. They rely entirely on their selfish emotions to further their own goals with no regard for others and blame it all on other people and their own femininity.

I doubt you know enough girls to make this general statement. None of the girls I know, or have dated, were anything like what you described.


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Topic: I Need Help...

Posted: 07/21/08 04:50 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 04:48 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: I know you're not stupid. You know very damn well that what I'm saying is true.

I do not believe what you're saying is true.

Women are despicable worthless walking heaps of flesh lesser than insects. They rely entirely on their selfish emotions to further their own goals with no regard for others and blame it all on other people and their own femininity.

I doubt you know enough girls to make this general statement. None of the girls I know, or have dated, were anything like what you described.


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Topic: Raincheck.

Posted: 07/21/08 04:48 AM

Forum: General

Maybe you should ring K-Mart and ask them.


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Topic: My Awesome Cartoon Playlist

Posted: 07/21/08 04:47 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 04:40 AM, Lord-Ilpalozzo wrote:
At 7/21/08 04:37 AM, UberKuri wrote: Why the fuck do I not see pokemon in there.
I'm way too old to have ever gotten into Pokemon

You're never too old for the Pokemon theme song.


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Topic: I Need Help...

Posted: 07/21/08 04:45 AM

Forum: General

At 7/21/08 04:09 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: And just what do you think she'll do?
A. She will return your love and then backstab you, laugh at you bleeding, and leave you for some bad boy hardass.
B. She'll laugh at you, and reject you.
Pick your poison.
Welcome to the real world.

This shows me just how much experience you must have.

If I were you, I'd risk it. Maybe like, drop her little clues for awhile and see if she picks up on it by hereslf, but you should tell her in the end otherwise you may lose any chance you ever had.


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Topic: My Awesome Cartoon Playlist

Posted: 07/21/08 04:37 AM

Forum: General

Why the fuck do I not see pokemon in there.


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Topic: Call of Duty 4 help site

Posted: 07/20/08 08:54 AM

Forum: General

Wouldn't that be just one of many sites?


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Topic: Well, newgrounds, it's that time...

Posted: 07/20/08 08:54 AM

Forum: General

I don't give a flying fuck about your age aslong as you're not a prick.
Congrats on first hit?


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