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At 9/1/08 10:27 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:

At 9/1/08 10:06 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote:

At 9/1/08 10:05 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:

At 9/1/08 10:03 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Don't talk about building bombs here, fucker.

um why not?

lol kidding.

well okay then.....um so i heard this story that some local business got their safe robbed and when they looked on their computers history it showed a google search for instructions on how to break into a safe.

Well I guess it's like playing with luck. If you don't find any instructions then all you did was for nothing.

But there has to be billions of those sites, anyway.

Dear Lord, I thought I was getting a 'Regular NGer'.

For like 11 years I thought this was some sort of weird hat. Then I was on the highway and I saw the eagle. I felt so damn retarded.

At 8/30/08 11:26 PM, TheAbominableMatt wrote: I think you're throwing the word "epic" about a little too loosely.

Agreed. Neverthless, thats still kinda cool.

BUT NOT EPIC.

Dane Cook made a shortie about it.

It's the same for girls with sexist comments as black people with racism. They see it where they want to see it, even if it's none.

No offense, though.

At 8/27/08 08:30 AM, DeadWorld777 wrote: does a wet dream count? one time, i was on a boat, and the boat didnt do anything, it was weirddd

If you're refering to a sexual dream you have a very weird fetiche.

It's always awesome to see a new mod borning :D

Just unplug the damn thing. You'll regret it if you don't.

It's so stupid it makes sense.

Store xbox's broke a month later after the launching in my city.

Old as the hills. Besides, I'm 100% sure it was a fake. I unfortunately watched that video too.

At 8/4/08 04:43 PM, TailsCrackers wrote:

At 8/4/08 04:37 PM, TwistedPersonality wrote: In before Megas XLR.

I was expecting "In before Naruto"

Yeah but I like more that show.

PRESS THE RED BUTTON!

I'm hungry now.

At 5/8/08 12:50 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote: Grow it. Nice, hard, and long.

D:

I see what you did thar.

D:

I have to try that someday. Thanks for saving my life.

At 8/4/08 04:02 PM, aquaticmole wrote: God damn I missed this guy.

Who is he, anyway?

I only shave when my beard is growing like a fucking bear. I like having little sexy hairs in my face :D

In before Megas XLR.

Wanna know what's worse? Nobody gives a shit about your day.

At 8/4/08 04:18 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 8/4/08 04:02 PM, Splurda wrote: anybody up for a round of croquet?

I'm in.

Afterwards, we could try some cricket and maybe a round of rugger before tea :D

Maybe bake some cupcakes too!

September 1st, 7:15 am.

Fucking owned.

At 8/4/08 02:27 PM, pancake0Dean wrote: Anyone going?

I know there are probably more Americans here, but I was wondering who else is excited as I am?

So, what'cha talking about Willie?

At 8/4/08 03:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Quick someone scare me!

As you wish.

Oh dear, and I thought it was 2012. It looks like I have a new excuse for getting laid, though.

"But honey! We may die in 5 days!"

What's the chance it would happen, anyway? .00000003%?

Bwahaha September 1st >:3

At 8/4/08 12:41 AM, PoJoX wrote:

At 8/4/08 12:34 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: TL;DR I'm not going anywhere

Did you ever love your parents? Siblings? Pets? Have you ever been afraid? Of anything? Ever felt guilt, remorse?

Antisocial Personality Disorder means no. Period.

I know my answer is no, but then you'd say "Fucking attention whore". So yeah. Hmm...no, no, no, yes, no.

I'm afraid of the unknown, in a curious way.

-"HOLY SHIT GUYS WE NEED A NEW COVER AND ALBUM NAME IN 5 MINUTES!"
-"Don't panic, how about a cyber woman and calling it 'Ultra Beatdown'?
-"Isn't that like...lame?"
-"Got any better ideas?"

Beer?

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