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I seriously wanna hear weeabos comments.

LOLOLO Inuyasha'z a playah, she needs to geta gf NAO. and shippou is SO KAWAAAII!!1 :3

disgusting

I...don't like rap. At all.

Well this isnt yahoo, but it's still funny.

I know, video thread. But I seriously wanted to share this shit. Come on, the girl is stupid, not even for having sex 300+ times with different men, but also for wanting to get pregnant.

I could bet $500 that, if she actually gets pregnant, she'll have the baby and take care of it for a week or two, then completely forget about it's existance.

Besides, she talks weird about the subject, like if it was like buying a candy. She clearly doesn't know how much responsability is needed for taking care of a human life.

TL;DR supersweet pregnancy

At 9/18/08 08:30 PM, unbelivable wrote:

At 9/18/08 08:24 PM, TwistedPersonality wrote: When my girlfriend broke up with me and I was walking in the street all sad and confused it started to rain.

And then you proceeded to sing umbrella ella ella ey ey ey? or was that just a totaly random unrelated statment?

I don't know what you mean.

Just let the people go happy with their respective fetiches...

in before animesexuals

I've actually never cried anyone's death, and two months ago my grandma died. Does that makes me a bad person? I actually feel bad for not crying...

Kill yourself. It's the only way out.

When my girlfriend broke up with me and I was walking in the street all sad and confused it started to rain.

At 9/18/08 08:05 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Old people smell like cheese.

No, the cheese you eat smells like old people.

This was an alt, and I stopped using the old account because I didn't like it's name anymore.

At 9/14/08 04:08 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: I found it.

Amazing.

Wow, as everything Jerry does, this was a commercial about nothing, advertising nothing.

At 9/18/08 07:54 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: She told him not to print it, he's just wasting paper. He deserves a detention, if not castration.

You sir, are the future of this rotten world.

I am the guy in the corner.

hey, you were born 9 days after me!

Hello there.

here comes the sweet 16th birthday brigade

YAY, slightly manly, sweaty Japanese "women"

no party is complete without them.

your right...
we need presents too!!

Do the "women" come out of them? Actually no, we don't want to let slip the surprise.

Well, I gues that'd make those women midgets, the boxes are too small.

At 9/9/08 06:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Here is a cake for you my good sport

Well, I'm pretty sure this one's real.

*cake swimming*

At 9/9/08 06:38 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 9/9/08 06:33 PM, STEM wrote: IT IS COMPLETE

Now eat that whole cake, or else you will die.

Oh my, then I should really start eating it. Does anyone want the tires?

Today is mah 16 birthday! But today's tuesday, so I couldn't really do anything because of the supid school. The most I did was go eat at a taco place with my family, but I'm planning something for this weekend!

ferrari cake, plux? :3

youre so lucky to my eyes you cant even imagine.

congratz

This one fucking owns all of yours.

Sorry to dissapoint you guise, but it's harder to find pink nippled women here in mexico. Though it fits pretty good for the darker skin color :D

I dont know which combination I like the most

I think I'd freak out if my girlfriend was dark and pink nippled. Seriously, who wouldnt?

At 9/4/08 12:29 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:

You're going to run out of mid-body strenght sometime during those 12 hours.

Then what would you do? Fap.

I won't even have sexual desire by then, and pornstars enjoy waking up the tool.

so no, fap is still not an option.

At 9/4/08 12:22 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:

At 9/4/08 12:19 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote:

At 9/4/08 12:13 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: Well this is a hard one.

I'd have to say...

Well hell I don't know, just give me a pornstar so I could fap.

So you have a porn star 12 hours alone with you in a room and all you do is fap?

loser...

You're telling me you wouldn't fap? An NGer telling someone they wouldn't fap is like putting your newborn baby child in a bears mouth. It's stupid.

I wouldn't masturbate you idiot, I'd bang her everytime I could. Maybe even discover new positions! C'mon, you tell me. You can't just sit there and do nothing with her.

And I'd make swallow a timebomb to my son before offering it to the bear.

....or manbearpig?

At 9/4/08 12:19 AM, death32320 wrote:

At 9/4/08 12:17 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: Here in mexico you can drive at 16, but the ones who were born 1992+ have to wait 'till they turn 18.

this is sooooo FUCKING UNFAIR!

Lol go north to America! maybe then you can get it sooner
by the waay how hard are the mexican law inforcers.... like would they beat the shit out of you if you stole a car! and drove at 16 lol

You mean the cops? They suck. They are bad guys or they just sleep. There are only a few good ones.

Also, if I go to the U.S., I'll gain nothing. I think you have to be a citizen to get your drivers licence.

At 9/4/08 12:13 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: Well this is a hard one.

I'd have to say...

Well hell I don't know, just give me a pornstar so I could fap.

So you have a porn star 12 hours alone with you in a room and all you do is fap?

loser...

Here in mexico you can drive at 16, but the ones who were born 1992+ have to wait 'till they turn 18.

this is sooooo FUCKING UNFAIR!

What does Wade have to do with anything of this?

a boring 20 year old and awesome!

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