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At 5/10/10 10:38 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote: i grew weed at home once too, but where i live it's not that hard to get pot.
my mother like the smell of it and chopped it up for the salad

not kidding

SPAAAAAAAACE SAAALAAD

The guy at the end has a point. It happened two years ago, when they were 5 and 6 years old. I'm sure 90% of what they remember is made up by now.

At 5/8/10 10:44 AM, 111122223188 wrote: If you're an EU resident, you can become a resident of the UK as long as you have a passport.

I'm mexican. Whoops.
I WISH I was an EU resident. Things would be a thousand times simplier.

I didn't know controversial was 2 words.

When the police comes, rock really hard. It always works.

lol dad's home

At 5/8/10 10:04 AM, Ejit wrote: I can't help but think there must be better places to ask. Of my knowledge I can think that TheStudentRoom could be useful, as it's a UK forum for students with a large international base.

Sorry not to help.

I think my desesperation is clear. Thanks, I'll check that one out.

At 5/8/10 09:53 AM, 111122223188 wrote: You don't need a visa for the UK if become a resident of Lithuania because it's in the EU, you'll need A-levels to go to university in the UK though.

I want to become a resident of the UK.

At 5/8/10 09:46 AM, ActualOccurences wrote: Bump. Beacause no one saw my beautiful poem.

I did and cried tears of joy.

For the past few months I've been doing mad research for one objective: ending my studies (and probably permanently living) in London. It was all okay until I stumbled upon this student visa requirement. 12,500 fuckin pounds in my bank account. I was planning to pay for everything on-the-go with economic support from my family, but they ask for ALL expenses (school, accomodation and general) in advance. We don't have that money.

Plan B in this case, however, is to get a working visa, as my dad has a friend that could employ me. Math showed me that even with the minimum wage (it's going up to 5.93 pounds/hour on october! wee!) i could save up enough in about a year to pay for my own college. The thing is that I don't know if I could just switch to a student's visa while in UK while being under a working one.

Plan C is marrying my lithuanian girlfriend. Lithuania being a part of the EU I could get a fiance visa and marry her while in UK, hence changing to a married status and being able to work. After 2 years of probation period and 3 more to apply for citizenship, hopefully I'll get a british passport.

So, NG, I ask you: has any of you gone through a similar experience? I'm planning to leave mexico in october. Do you see any flaws (there obviously are) in my plans? Any requirements I should be aware of?

TL;DR: i want to work to pay for my studies in the UK, what visa do I get and how.

i like the new death star's paintjob.

Mother earth is just shaking us as a bad case of flees.

Any situaton in which you feel defenseless and occurs slowly. Like drowning. I'd hate to drown.

At least that's my opinion.

At 5/5/10 08:39 PM, fahrenheit wrote: i like my women how i like my wine, twelve years old

That phrase just erased 60% of my brain's information.

God, just throw gas at them while they're on it. When they stop looking at you with their 'wtfrudoin' faces, smile and throw a lit match at them. It's so simple.

people these days..

At 5/6/10 10:48 AM, mystro wrote: ive got a giant pic of homer simpson smoking a spliff on my back

Now that's something worth seeing. Care to post pics?

The thing is that most teenagers don't even realize the implications of being marked permanently. I've seen a lot of airheads around with tatoos that don't even make sense, and I'd be surprised if they don't regret doing them a couple of years later.

If you're gonna mark your body at least imprint something that you know you'll feel comfortable with for the rest of your life.

It's lupus.

It really depends on who I got pregnant. I don't believe in 'swallowing it like a man' and stay with her forever. Sure, i'll stick around by the time she gives birth, but if she's a bitch me and my baby will just go. And yes, I would take the baby. Unless it looks like her. In which case the whole family would end up in 4chan wth links to their facebook.

I play MarioKart DS on wifi.

Forget Jesus, you're my new son.

Everything is in the balance.

Real men eat real men.

Mine doesnt work. The batteries festered inside it. :c

At 5/4/10 08:49 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Naturally.

whoever invented that must be crowned the new king of awesome.

At 5/4/10 10:27 PM, douchfree420 wrote: FUCK WHO PUT THE HAIRY CARPET IN MY APARTMENT MY WEED SPILLED AND I HAVE TO PULL THE OUT ITS GANNA TAKE HOURS

Get a vaccum cleaner. Open tray. Recieve candy.

also UNLEASH THE WRATH OF CAPS LOCK!

Man, I've had kidney stones. They are by far worse than anything I've experienced in my life.

People, she's a lost cause. Just stand back and watch her fall.

Disney will find another prey soon enough.

Yup. Less than 10.

$123.29

wow.
I thought I was gonna be like cents worth.