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That's a pretty vague reason to kill and commit suicide. If anything the guy was an idiot.

At 5/12/10 11:55 AM, ForNoReason wrote: Its called the internet.

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-'How dare you turn your back on me? Slave! Take off your helmet! Tell me your name!'
-'My name is DERP DERP'

i love that part

I'm turning 18 soon. And I agree wih Luis. If a 10 yeard old ever stopped by the bbs would destroy him.

fuck yeh.

At 5/12/10 10:28 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 5/12/10 10:14 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: I think confrontation is the best option in this case. The guy's being a douche and I don't think a letter will change anything.

We English have letters where you Mexicans would have murder.

fix'd.

I'm into gore.

I just had a revelation..

Women and children are people. There are tall, fat, ugly, pretty, cute, interesting, boring, smart... It really depends on who you're talking about. Generalizing them is like saying <insert stupid metaphor here>.

I think confrontation is the best option in this case. The guy's being a douche and I don't think a letter will change anything.

Just hold it until you know what you're fucking doing. Sex before marriage is a topic that shouldn't even be a topic of heated discussions. It's ridiculous how these people think.

That's an interesting concept. I wonder if it's real, though.

TO YOUTUBE!

For any non-believers out there, a friend typed this thread for me. We were just having a good time. Anyway.

There was this one time that I mixed up 3 glasses of vodka with half a bottle of wine peach (if you've tried boones it you'll know it tastes AWESOME). Obviously an hour later I was puking my insides out. I couldn't even sit down and close my eyes without the feeling like the world was spinning, and according to a witness my eyes moved like a chameleon's. We were staying in a hotel room at the beach. I pity the cleaning lady.

this guy is posting on the internet about being drunk HURR I MUST RANT ABOUT IT BEING FAKE

At 5/11/10 08:32 PM, HFR wrote:

At 5/11/10 08:28 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 5/11/10 08:27 PM, HFR wrote:

At 5/11/10 08:18 PM, Damien wrote: Derp derp, I'm bragging about being drunk on the internet.

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK

WHAT HE SAID.

Precisely.

Ive been online for 15 and a half hours today (10 AM - 1:30AM, GMT) and this guy has been online too the whole time, why did he decide to get drunk, considering the fact he has been sat at his computer for ages?
No life

As for now I've been awake for what, 14 hours? i havent been in front of a pc the whole time. Besides, i work with computers. HURR DIFFERENT TIMEZONE.

OMG PEOPLE THESE ARE SO INTERESTING STORIES.

Sup guise I'm so drunk right now. So I just thought about asking for a story about you being drunk.

Pic Related. It's a drunk dude.

or he was

-"honey?"
-"yes?"
-"im pregnant."

spooooooky..

What the hell do you expect me to do with it? I just found dinner!

At 5/11/10 01:31 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: there were many mexicans named jesus (pronounced "hey-zeus"), there was only one beatles.

wazzap

I have an 07 account. But now that you mention it, where the fuck are the 10'ers?

Seems legit to me.

At 5/11/10 10:27 AM, MrFinland wrote: Evil or not, it doesn't matter because he has epic writing skills.

I always get shivers when I watch that part.

I still support him. There were two fatal mistakes that lead to his end and weren't commited by him. His dad being a sissy over killing somebody still makes my blood boil from time to time.

UGH..UGH..UUUUUGH...goooooshh

bwahahahaha

At 5/11/10 09:52 AM, Ericho wrote: 1. When people say that Scientology is just as bad as any religion, such as Christianity.

But ALL religions are bad..

did you even like her?

I only know the theory of future-traveling. The faster you go, the faster time goes by. At 99.99% the speed of light (say, in a spaceship) one day inside it would be one year on earth. Also, the bigger the mass the more it slows time down. That's why time is faster for our satelites, and they have to autocorrect it everyday.

At 5/10/10 11:22 AM, Ejit wrote: nope

lolkthxbai

<masturbate>Ref [www.newgrounds.com]

when if [bbs] then [initialize]
<object>brain</object>

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Bread is awesome. It fed me for several weeks when I had no money for anything else.

Yesterday I was laying on my bed when my heart went BADABUM bum BADA out of nowhere for several times. A couple of minutes later I passed out. It's not the first time I've had irregular heartbeats but theyve never been ths strong. I could literally feel it striking against my chest.

NG, should I go see a doctor? D:

At 5/10/10 11:07 AM, hitman1993 wrote: So just because she's decent looking it's okay?

Guy rapes girl- "What a sick weirdo!"

Girl rapes guy- "GET SOME!"

The fuck people! THE FUCK?

You must be new to the internet..