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Get your shit together. At least you're not playing N3.

It's k. I kept my deity whistle.

At 3/2/11 02:02 PM, TomFulp wrote: Thank you for continuing to read these posts. As a thank you, here is a sneak peak screen capture from the upcoming redesign:

HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS SO AWESOME

pfft, nevermind.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?
qid=20110130122408AAwpmqv

At 1/30/11 03:04 PM, phrozonfire wrote: fucks sake, If I had a cookie for every thread like this.

i tried that webpage but it's failed me before. i wanted some evidence. in the time you spent being an asshole you could've just told me yes or no.

did any of you guys could access the site? i just wanna know if it's down only for me or for everybody.

I was trying the game earlier today but when i try to login now it reads "The underlying connection was lost. Remote name could not be resolved". I didn't change anything. I don't know why this happens. It's been hours and the worst part is that I can't even access the DDO forums, they show up as broken.

I've managed to find out that I have to modify and add some lines to my hosts file in system32, but so far it's only made the illusion to be working only to fail again.

So, newgrounds, in an act of desesperation i ask for somebody, anybody, to access any of these pages
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=2 48322
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=2 80157
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=2 66851
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=1 79406

and post the ip adresses and hosts that show up. or any useful tips. or..anything.

At 12/14/10 09:41 PM, haas117 wrote: . So i'm gonna squat. (for the kids at home who don't know what it is, it's basically breaking into an abandoned place and living there).

Wait so did you bring your computer and stuff?? is london like fallout are there abandonded buildings everywhere?

laptop plus backtrack 4 mate.
and you'd be surprised as to how many abandoned places are out there.

make eye contact and come in a burst of raging pleasure, screaming out a battlecry

fuck man, JUST when i moved to london. i dunno if i'll make it to manchester...

well proportioned girls. usually within the range of skinny and chubby (no inbetweens). i like mid sized firm boobs in skinny girls and round mid-to-big boobs for chubbies. small nipples in both cases. if they aren't small they must be at least clear shaded. i fucking hate big dark nipples on my boobies. tall women and short women are of my liking (yet again, no inbetweens).

although now that i think of it my ultimate fantasy would be a tall skinny (not too much..just the right amount) with perfectly formed boobs and a cute face. also, soft hair.

or this.
(NSFW BELOW!!)

yea i've put some thought on it.

i don't even know what those shits are.

At 12/14/10 09:12 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: Someone doesn't like pineapple.

touché.

At 12/13/10 09:58 PM, FurryFox wrote: If you haven't figured it out It was a black couple.

oh, it's okay then.

At 12/14/10 08:55 PM, sweet21 wrote:

No i lied but i plan on it.

you..you lied to me?
TO ME?!

well at least they're not doing justin bieber action fig..

Hinekureta seishitsu

well, that's cool.

At 12/14/10 08:18 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: I'd say that banana did more damage.

Fuck that, I think no fruit could ever beat the social damage of being told on national tv.

At 12/14/10 08:49 PM, sweet21 wrote: i lived in the forest for 5 days as part of a wilderness sabbatical.
Just me, a knife, and my GPS so i can go home when the 5 days were up.
i spent 7 days out there because i wandered so far away it took two days to walk back to my car.
What have you done.

wow that sucks. so you spent 5 days with only two things at hand? what the hell did you survive on? wild berries?

At 12/14/10 08:13 PM, Naerbu wrote: I'd call upon these Pokemon to help me

i can't believe i laughed so hard at that.

My life turned 180° recently and long story short i am now staying in London for 6 months without rent money. So i'm gonna squat. (for the kids at home who don't know what it is, it's basically breaking into an abandoned place and living there).

So, newgrounds, I ask you. When was your lowest financial point and what did you have to do to survive?

At 12/14/10 08:38 PM, klik wrote:

At 12/14/10 08:37 PM, kraze0R wrote: Well school is kinda like work, so you it's called not safe for work for a reason.

what pisses me off the most is that I see girls masturbate at school, When I didn't do shit to my dick.

balance it off by doing shit to the girls.

At 10/30/10 11:19 AM, Stevenscar wrote: Space-time is a mere plaything.

seconded

Too bad he's gonna lose that voice in puberty.

MONEY IS DEBT.

Yep. Several times with the same girl. And no, you're not gay. You just did a decision 90% of newgrounds wouldn't. Let's hope you wont regret it later.

At 5/13/10 10:31 AM, dutchpeopleown wrote:

and is america the continent or the country? because i have heard canada is part of america so i don't really get it.

I am so fucking offended rght now. Moving on to another thread.

I'd say we're not even close in unraveling the mysteries of the universe. Leave it like that. Now lead a happy life and accept it.

its just too damn big.

An automatic translator based on Google's. You get hilarious results 99% of the time with this baby.

'Please don't rape me! I'll do anything!'
54 translations later...
'Coffee is bad!'

I love it how the best player ever has 3,000 points and the 5th place 190. That kinda shows the activeness of the people there.