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It makes me soooooo sad...

But he actually did a pretty good machinegun

Batiownage.

Holy flying heads batman!

I just saw it. IT WAS AAAAWESOME!

At 7/4/08 08:07 PM, tehconcept wrote: One time, I was at my manager's house for tea, when I decided to use the bathroom. Unfornately, the large and smelly wet shit I took clogged the toilet and ruined his plumbing, and I did not get promoted at the McDonald's I wok at

One day one of my employees was in my house and he decided to use the bathroom. The son of a bitch shitted everywhere and ruined my plumbing, and he even asked afterwards if he could get that fucking promotion he wanted.

Fart...much?

Fight fire with fire. Put cocroaches in his bed before he sleeps.

or a mothefucking snake

Yeah, but is actually what they do with it what pisses me off.

I see heaven not as a dimension of pure prefection but as a state you achieve with your personal preferences. Some sort of dimension webs interconnected so you can visit one or another, but the escence is that you create your own world. That way it would be perfect at all times, because you could control it.

Well...sort of.

At 7/5/08 02:56 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/5/08 02:49 AM, Lotus wrote:

I regret nothing. <33

I've wanted something NG themed for a while now. :)

But what if you leave Newgrounds in a dramatic fashion in the future, and you promise yourself that you'll never return?! You'll regret it then! ='O

Nope, he may not browse NG but it will be in his heart FOREVAH

Please kill the producer

Look guys I found the underwater toothed vagina

be very afraid

I wanna see your face when she asks you why out of 3 posts one has a cock joke in it.

HOLY SHIT GUYS

At 7/4/08 11:58 PM, 749-Pi wrote: RESULTS:
The first half is a popular list posted on a bunch of forums, but probably originated on Dr.Phil.com

1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male.

yeah

2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range.

132 IQ

3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.

yeah

4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families.

I have three half brothers, an abusive mother and an asshole dad

5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.

yeah...

6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.

rarely, but my mother's family has some members

7. They hate their fathers and mothers.

FUCK YEAH

8. They are commonly abused as children - psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.

psychologically, physically

9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.

nope

10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.

used to...

11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.

goddamit...

12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.

okay, I DID SO WHAT?

13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.

I burn things out of fun

14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

I used to kill hamsters as a kid

Jesus guys, I'm not kidding...this could be serious...

He decides he doesn't wanna be a boy anymore and the gigant tooth makes him a vaginoplasty while they both sing britney spears.

At 7/5/08 12:01 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 7/4/08 11:47 PM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: Oh, he had a uterus.

I thought he was was going to have to pass the baby out like a kidney stone

Doctor: It's a girl!
Man: Whatever, just flush it and give me some painkillers.

From what I've heard it wasnt his/her first pregnancy

This thread is now fail as he has 4,004 posts.

Never tried. It's stupid because you gain nothing but harming yourself. But I have been awake for 37 hours.

and I think that's my record

At 7/4/08 05:46 PM, El-Mistro wrote:

At 7/4/08 07:05 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: Shampoo doesn't make your hair like that

Your kidding right? afro's need a special shampoo

Blood, a lot of gel and fucking awesomeness

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all,''

In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

ultimate LOL

At 7/4/08 05:03 PM, TOEZ wrote: Notice all the grammatical errors in that very long sentence.

I did.

Just light the bitches up. $50 more bucks are worth it if you make a pretty kickass show.

The job seems decent, you'd earn more than a lot of people here.

He wasn't weird. HE GOT A HANDIOPLASTY!!

oh shut up...

At 7/4/08 03:29 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: So, how big of a pussy am I?

Eat some meat before it's too late!

It was ok until the guy named the planet.

John Lennon

At 7/4/08 02:10 PM, Backs34t-M0d3r wrote: Stop Talking about my family like that! I have the power.

lol incest dad

It depends entirely from the content.

well...not actually...

Unless theres greater evil everybody's gonna point you as a fool and make cock jokes.

penis

At 7/3/08 05:34 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 7/3/08 05:32 PM, Zuperduper wrote: a fat guy is gonna come and its gonna fall

Some people will hijack some planes and crash into it

Oh my god...so innapropiate yet so funny