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Adventure Time and Flapjack restored my faith in humanity.

I would hit it with the force of an angry god. And take Nina Hartley too while I'm at it.

At 1/2/12 03:23 AM, Shady wrote: You're a mediocre troll and a lame person.

You have your answer riiiiiight there.

Why even bother when she's getting naked anyway.

oh snap

Because the internet as neutral grounds enable people to actually speak their minds without any ethical boundaries. So they remain their truest, here. Hell, maybe granma WAS a bitch.

Why am I even here.

Maybe it's hidden? Have you tried changing the folder visibility configs?

At 12/30/11 05:40 AM, Shady wrote: But in reality, Planetweb is the greatest evar.

Man, that was trippy. I'd go crazy with all those sound effects.

At 1/1/12 05:37 AM, reverend wrote:

At 1/1/12 04:46 AM, SpaceWhale wrote: Would they eventually block it out and not hear it? What would happen when you turn it off?

I don't know if sounds work similarly, but you can always see your nose but your brain ignores it. So in some case I think it could be plausible if it was subtle like breathing.

Imagine though if you muted it for like half a minute. Their confused reaction would be priceless. Like something's not quite right with the environment, but they can't put their finger on the answer.

It's just plain awesome. Drink away my friend.

With GOMEZpeer I make 45 bucks a month. Not much, but anything helps. You just leave your pc on 24/7.

I lost already.

Was that your first animation? It's neat.

At 1/1/12 10:15 PM, PuffyNarwhal wrote: I had a friend who died watching infomercials TWO HOURS IN A ROW

WHOA! TWO WHOLE HOURS?! Man, that's hardcore.

Even if what you're saying is true (which I personally disagree to), a charismatic woman with a keen sense of humor that makes me laugh has greater chances for me to even bother trying to preserve her genes for future generations.

For the sake of future mankind! Stop impregnating bitches and knock up chilled girls exclusively!

Congratoo-ladeeda-doo. Your days of jailbait are now officially over.

I'd be in for cannibalism. Probably. Most likely.

Messy and short-ish.

I tell ye.

What is this "world" you're talking about?

I wonder if a part of the redesign will be the infamous NG chat.

At 11/18/11 06:42 AM, Senmetsu wrote: I voted :D

And Gimmick is right, we need to spread the word. Anyone wanna.....try 4chan...?

Plus, /b/ isn't my personal army

They wouldn't care. Plus, I'm sure it would backfire and somehow ruin everything for everyone forever.

Done aaaand done.

At 10/26/11 11:09 AM, Natick wrote:

At 10/26/11 11:08 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: <insert generic movie name> Part 8.

There isn't any family-oriented series that got to part 8.

You get the point. Sequels suck.

We must unravel the mysteries of our own species before even trying to replicate them.

Gollum, for real.

At 10/25/11 11:08 PM, kakalxlax wrote:

At 10/25/11 10:44 PM, Garage wrote:

It is considerably more difficult.

this is what i first saw when looked at that

Subliminal messages, I say.

Anyway it is hard because your body is designed so you can't pee while you have an erection. That way you can't do something stupid and sperm doesn't come into contact with the uric acid. And after you masturbate or had an erection, it's still hard because of the difference in densities between pee and sperm.

Class dismissed.

The fact that you're posting about what to do instead of having gone to the hospital only proves further your extreme retardation. You may be able to snap it back in place but it will heal in a weird position. Just stop this and go get it treated.

PANIC AWAY, MY SON.

<insert generic movie name> Part 8.

Don't watch Paranormal Activity 2 or 3. They're shit. The first one is at best decent.

Also, the fourth kind.