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Sorry to hear that, but we're gonna die anyway.

cherish your life

Take the dog and run away. You should save his/her life. Now.

Does it count if I cried in laughter?

HEEEUUUUUUUUUUH

At 12/22/04 02:57 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: I found my friend's Old Girlfriend's photo he AIMed me a long time back on my computer. Seeing how they broke up I decided to ask all the perverts and such here at Newgrounds. Would You Hit This?

They say one picture it's worth a thousand words...

My god, this is like the ultimate LULZ! I got around 30 windows, by the way.

Latin_Lovah: hello
HornyGal69: hi
HornyGal69: asl?
Latin_Lovah: 19/M/MA
Latin_Lovah: you?
HornyGal69: 16/f/UK
Latin_Lovah: oooooh UK
Latin_Lovah: you're kinda young for a horny gal =P
HornyGal69: hey, that wont change anything will it?
HornyGal69: :3
Latin_Lovah: i hope not
Latin_Lovah: are you good-looking?
HornyGal69: Black hair, D cup.. U?
Latin_Lovah: black hair, brown eyes
Latin_Lovah: if you're so horny, what would you do to me if you could?
Latin_Lovah: cuz i'd love to see your d cup
Latin_Lovah: no?
Latin_Lovah: hello?
HornyGal69: hello
HornyGal69: im sorry hon
HornyGal69: i was attending something else
Latin_Lovah: oh
Latin_Lovah: too busy for latin-love?
HornyGal69: latins are hot
HornyGal69: so, for you, never
Latin_Lovah: sounds good
Latin_Lovah: what do you like to do to latins?
HornyGal69: dirty stuff
HornyGal69: *i start rubbing your hot latin chest*
Latin_Lovah: oh, i like that
Latin_Lovah: i take your shirt off while you do that
HornyGal69: I start unzipping your pants
HornyGal69: god youre hard
Latin_Lovah: always
Latin_Lovah: i start rubbing your breasts
Latin_Lovah: back and forth
HornyGal69: oh yeah
HornyGal69: MAS
Latin_Lovah: i stick my mouth around one of your nipples
Latin_Lovah: and start rubbing it with my tongue
HornyGal69: I cant take it anymore
Latin_Lovah: i slide my lips over to the other nipple
Latin_Lovah: and bite it softly
HornyGal69: I go down and start licking your dick
Latin_Lovah: lick it harder
HornyGal69: i deepthroat
Latin_Lovah: oh baby
Latin_Lovah: i caress your hair while you do that
Latin_Lovah: then i turn you around and start licking your %%%%% while you suck my dick
HornyGal69: oh yeah
HornyGal69: i cant hold it
HornyGal69: it's coming out!
Latin_Lovah: its so good
HornyGal69: i shit everywhere
HornyGal69: right in your mouth
Latin_Lovah: i lick it good
Latin_Lovah: every last bit
HornyGal69: the texture and temperaure makes me more horny
Latin_Lovah: oh suck harder
Latin_Lovah: and you'll get a sweet surprise
HornyGal69: oh yeah
HornyGal69: i suck harder
HornyGal69: in await for my sweet reward
Latin_Lovah: that reward comes
Latin_Lovah: all in your mouth
HornyGal69: OH YEAH
HornyGal69: this is too much!
HornyGal69: i bite your dick
Latin_Lovah: oh
HornyGal69: and shred it off
Latin_Lovah: oh
HornyGal69: i start swallowing the blood as it comes out
HornyGal69: like a sweet and salty lollipop
Latin_Lovah: uhhh....
HornyGal69: you scream in pain
HornyGal69: yet in pleasure at the same time
Latin_Lovah: nah, its not turning me on
Latin_Lovah: im not into the violent stuff
HornyGal69: aww but hon
HornyGal69: you just lost 100 hp
HornyGal69: you need a health potion ):
Latin_Lovah: would the health potion be a picture of you?
HornyGal69: no, it would be the elixir of the ancient elf tribe
HornyGal69: gathered through eons by the tears of fallen angels
HornyGal69: THEN you'd start rubbing my dick
HornyGal69: hon?

That's it!

sweet cotton :3

Whoa, group masturbation. That's...odd.

Pics or didn't happen.

I mean, like, srsly

Just go for it. There are two possibilities:
1.She doesn't like it and freaks out.
2.She likes it.

So? What's the worst that can happen?

I always go for it

I shower at night everyday. I'm just too lazy for showering in the morning.

You'll eventually see that thing doesn't have a point. It took 3 months for me to realize that.

I want those 3 months back

I know I'm going to Lithuania. I don't need more.

The Joker. Always. Forever.

No, but frogs are useless. Humans are the enjoyable victims.

My god man, that was a total win!

Did you use a throwable camera? The quality says so.

The movie itself was OK.

The joker...there are no words to describe his awesomeness.

Dane Cook FTW

I came...

At 7/27/08 03:31 AM, Ragenaric wrote: make an 4chan post

it will become famous overnight

I was about to say that. Dude, go there. They have like legions of inmature 13 year olds waiting for posting the perfect blackmailing.

Evangelion unit 01

Ok, I have no fucking idea how this happened, but...HIDE! Go to the panic room! THERE IS A NEW GOD ON NEWGROUNDS!!!! :D

but those 42 reviews are still a pain in the ass

sorry for the double posting

At 7/27/08 12:02 AM, Corky52 wrote: http://narutoftw14.newgrounds.com/review s/flash

Four pages of chain mail from our friend Gu-rrilla who happens to be banned at the moment.

God-fucking-DAMMIT!!!!!

I...lost....all of them....gone

At 7/26/08 10:32 PM, AntiChristSuperFuck wrote: + wweebl and bob: pie review-
spam

+ Robot VS Squirrel review-
spam/flooding.

+ |~SpeedAnim:BattleCool~| and
Dollar review- spam

+ Grand Theft Awesome and There
She Goes! review- spam

+ -----Skateboarding------ and A cup of cursors review- spam flooding

+ Portal Testing Room review- flooding

+ Mario Tetris Da best review- spam

You're welcome.

You know, most of those are one word reviews with a 5-10 score, so that will only earn you negative points. There ARE some flaggable reviews, you just have to look for them.

Also, this guy is a glodmine.
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...sorry, I had to do it.

Get an iPodor a Zune and never come back.

To presume their lack of balls.

So how the fuck did that happened? Was the mother pig raped by an ape?

Respect to them. The honor comes first before the money.

Never heard of that guy.

It's a polite expression whoever writes say to give the message of being grateful for you, reader, thinking those lines were so important so you could waste minutes of your limited life just to read them.

Thank you for your time reading this.

The new wax.