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You should've recorded it and then blackmail them.

I would drag the body and put it in my trunk. Since the murder wasn't premeditated, there is no links between the victim and me...yet.

Then I'd clean the crime scene, mostly leaving false evidence, like pointing for another person. Maybe walk around pretending to be crippled or something, so the pressure of the steps would change.

if they find me, that cleans me out

Clean the fingerprints, and move the objects around in such an angle so it seems someone taller than me commited the crime.

again, that could clean me out

If there's blood everywhere, I couldn't think more than cleaning it up with cheap stuff in the moment, but then return to clean up in a deeper way. (Since it's a public place...) maybe have a glass of acid and that stuff mixed in a glass, and pretending to fall or something, throwing the glass of cleaning stuff in the area where the blood was.

cleaning stuff can delete DNA evidence

What was the weapon? If it was some sort of sharp object, as a knife, throwing it far, far away would be my best option. Most of the times, the killer weapon is crucial to fully resolve a case.

I'd think of more things, but I need more details.

Use this baby instead of the iPod.

You sir, type like a 10 year old 3 fingered retard.

I have only one thing to say.

Start manga.

At 6/27/08 12:40 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: It's awesome. Not as good as Chowder, but definately worth checking out.

TWO PIECES OF CANDY!!!

haha, yeah. This face is priceless.

chowder is teh shit

HA! September 1st for me. But I have an exam waiting for me, so...

damn

This has to be a cruel joke.

I keep flagging although I'm already deity ;D
I just found a new hobby

At 7/27/08 04:39 PM, ixintro wrote: The Japanese law thing isn't completely true, now they have laws passed where phones automatically make a noise so no idiots can take upskirt shots without a girl being aware of it.

Unless they're deaf!

or retards...

It hapens to me everytime I get up or something. It's weird. I see like a whole set of colorful lights and then everything gets black. It gets away after 5 seconds or so.

I don't really care a lot about it.

At 7/27/08 11:57 PM, ArmorAll wrote:

At 7/27/08 06:32 PM, KalebKore wrote: I really don't think that Subway did that...

I actually did do that. I took 2 breads and molded them together and baked it, and made that penis sandwich. I work there, and was extremely board when i did it because it was a very slow day.

So...you work in a gay place?

see what I did thar?

At 7/28/08 12:32 AM, ShinigamiRem wrote: Eh, false alarms are more common than you think.

Maybe it is YOU trying to make us feel relieved, so you get things a lot easier.

If you just want some blood, go see Hostel. But I have to warn you, it is a terrible, ass-llicker movie. Almost no real plot, and it only lasts 1:30.

I smell potential pedo thread :D

So you can ride hot chicks while they waterskie? Cool!

"WHOHOOOOO! LIMBO!"

caps

I actually experience that...but not masturbating in front of the mirror.

Two words. Testicular cancer.

At 7/27/08 10:00 PM, Gatekeeper0 wrote: heres another pic

Is it sunny or something? Or are you taking the pics with flash? Too white and blurred, but anyway, I think it's normal for those controllers to look the same.

It's microsoft.

You should've burned the bastards, but oh well. I guess you had your fun.

At 7/27/08 08:05 PM, Shikamarana wrote: Am I the only one who sees two dudes about to kiss?

That was the mindfuck of the day, ladies and gentlemen.

lol they have mustaches

Well, you're kinda late but...yeah you're right. Better late than never.

Dude, shut up. You're in Europe man, IN EUROPE!

I'd pick it up. I mean, who wouldn't.

The German accent is cool, and Brisitsh accent is sexy. I can play any accent, but I have traces of latino tones in my voice.

Thank Allah I'm muslim!

Lots of racism in old shows. Nothing new really, but it is interesting.

Hmm...yeah, I think it's called flash.

Holding your breath and drinking water upside down always works for me.