I've had flash courses in my school. The teacher's retarded. I ended up knowing more about the program because of the flash board than her stupid lessons.

You're my hero.

Whatever. If he ends up looking decent, I'm okay with it.

I'm mexican. We have more suspected cases than we can handle, but most of them turn out to be nothing.

Holy shit! I think I have the same speakers as you, they do the same.
They're also Altec Lansing.

It's cool, I start looking for my cellphone when they start humming, and now everybody ask me how do I pick up so quickly.

I play with their minds and usually win.

At 12/12/08 08:37 PM, Hornby wrote: And then 8 or so minutes later the heat and light stopped reaching Earth, would there be enough heat in the atmosphere to keep the Earth at comfortable temperatures for our survival and if so how long would it last?

Suns don't just dissapear. It would be an espectacular explosion and our galaxy would be fucked.

Im sorry for bumping the thread, but I just found this one.

I lol'd so fucking hard.

I seriously wanna hear weeabos comments.

LOLOLO Inuyasha'z a playah, she needs to geta gf NAO. and shippou is SO KAWAAAII!!1 :3

disgusting

I...don't like rap. At all.

Well this isnt yahoo, but it's still funny.

I know, video thread. But I seriously wanted to share this shit. Come on, the girl is stupid, not even for having sex 300+ times with different men, but also for wanting to get pregnant.

I could bet $500 that, if she actually gets pregnant, she'll have the baby and take care of it for a week or two, then completely forget about it's existance.

Besides, she talks weird about the subject, like if it was like buying a candy. She clearly doesn't know how much responsability is needed for taking care of a human life.

TL;DR supersweet pregnancy

At 9/18/08 08:30 PM, unbelivable wrote:

At 9/18/08 08:24 PM, TwistedPersonality wrote: When my girlfriend broke up with me and I was walking in the street all sad and confused it started to rain.

And then you proceeded to sing umbrella ella ella ey ey ey? or was that just a totaly random unrelated statment?

I don't know what you mean.

Just let the people go happy with their respective fetiches...

in before animesexuals

I've actually never cried anyone's death, and two months ago my grandma died. Does that makes me a bad person? I actually feel bad for not crying...

Kill yourself. It's the only way out.

When my girlfriend broke up with me and I was walking in the street all sad and confused it started to rain.

At 9/18/08 08:05 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Old people smell like cheese.

No, the cheese you eat smells like old people.

This was an alt, and I stopped using the old account because I didn't like it's name anymore.

At 9/14/08 04:08 PM, LordBeta2 wrote: I found it.

Amazing.

Wow, as everything Jerry does, this was a commercial about nothing, advertising nothing.

At 9/18/08 07:54 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: She told him not to print it, he's just wasting paper. He deserves a detention, if not castration.

You sir, are the future of this rotten world.

I am the guy in the corner.

hey, you were born 9 days after me!

Hello there.

here comes the sweet 16th birthday brigade

YAY, slightly manly, sweaty Japanese "women"

no party is complete without them.

your right...
we need presents too!!

Do the "women" come out of them? Actually no, we don't want to let slip the surprise.

Well, I gues that'd make those women midgets, the boxes are too small.

At 9/9/08 06:44 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Here is a cake for you my good sport

Well, I'm pretty sure this one's real.

*cake swimming*

At 9/9/08 06:38 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote:

At 9/9/08 06:33 PM, STEM wrote: IT IS COMPLETE

Now eat that whole cake, or else you will die.

Oh my, then I should really start eating it. Does anyone want the tires?

Today is mah 16 birthday! But today's tuesday, so I couldn't really do anything because of the supid school. The most I did was go eat at a taco place with my family, but I'm planning something for this weekend!

ferrari cake, plux? :3

youre so lucky to my eyes you cant even imagine.

congratz

This one fucking owns all of yours.