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Author Search Results: 'Twessel'

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Topic: My cat got hit by a car (pics)

Posted: 02/22/08 01:38 AM

Forum: General

At 2/21/08 07:56 PM, peepee45 wrote: Pics of said cat.

It costed $1100 for the surgery, if I find out who hit my cat I'm going to bust up their car to the point that it will cost $11000 or more to get it fixed, $1100 for surgery expenses, and $10000 because he/she was a lazy asshole and just drove away.

You look like an extremely underfed 8 year old.

Also, how do you know it was a car that hit it? maybe it got trampled by a larger animal, or someone threw a rock at it.

Still bad, but I've always wondered how people knew when they say they're pets got run over, when they're not plastered to the street...


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Angry

Topic: Power Metal, Super Fast And Awesome

Posted: 11/29/07 02:07 AM

Forum: General

Fuck Dragonforce, Yngwie Malsteem invented shredding way before them.

>:[


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Elated

Topic: HIV- cured!

Posted: 10/25/07 01:55 AM

Forum: General

linx.

today is a fantastic day.


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Topic: HAYF's got a new dance for y'all

Posted: 10/21/07 04:14 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/07 04:12 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Superman that shit.

We don't superman no mo', SPIDER MAN that ho.


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Topic: All Religion

Posted: 09/30/07 03:05 PM

Forum: General

I am a member of the Church of Opinion.


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Topic: Women fight for right to bare boobs

Posted: 09/23/07 01:56 AM

Forum: General

At 9/23/07 12:38 AM, Dark6 wrote: I laugh at anyone who supports this because of "yay topless women and tits".

Yay Topless women and tits!


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Topic: the 11 word rant

Posted: 09/14/07 06:59 PM

Forum: General

Mandatory previews piss me off. I almost never forget my picture.

Conspiracy?


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Topic: Movies from the last 5 years

Posted: 09/14/07 06:59 PM

Forum: General

At 9/14/07 06:55 PM, oldgrounds121 wrote: Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead

Shaun of the dead could be called a spin-off... more of a parody actually...

I liked Eurotrip. Also, Superbad.


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Topic: the real reason spam passes(rant)

Posted: 09/13/07 12:36 AM

Forum: General

At 9/13/07 12:32 AM, G-Banger wrote: This is the most disappointing rant I have ever witnessed.

I agree. It was a list, and the OP is quite a stater-of-the-obvious.

>:[


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Topic: Goosebumps is coming back?

Posted: 09/08/07 09:34 PM

Forum: General

Yes. It's the original show coming back. I don't think I watched as a kid, but by looking at the commercial, it looks disgustingly cheesy.


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Topic: When there's no interesting news

Posted: 09/07/07 12:43 AM

Forum: General

THe Olsen's haven't been in the news for years, what the hell?


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Topic: Slipknot sucks

Posted: 09/06/07 12:52 AM

Forum: General

The guitarist can Shred, but he writes shitty music, so it doesn't matter.

Their drummer is really good too. But he play shitty music his shredding guitarist writes, so it doesn't matter.


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Topic: The new iPods designs are fugly

Posted: 09/06/07 12:46 AM

Forum: General

iPod nano needs to go on a diet.


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Topic: How should I kill myself?

Posted: 09/06/07 12:42 AM

Forum: General

At 9/5/07 10:56 PM, Foolmoron wrote: shred one hand with a cheese shredding thing, while eating your other hand

also, sitck your tongue in a paper shredder, and your dick in a pencil sharpener

then drill holes into your knees and elbows, and rip your skin off using fishing hooks

then peel your nails off your fingers with plyers

try not to pass out from the pain

Seconded. Make sure the pencil sharpener fits, and the shredder isn't too small.


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Topic: The Cadbury Gorilla is my god.

Posted: 09/06/07 12:33 AM

Forum: General

Well, I don't get it, but I can say that was hilarious.

I want a drumming gorilla. Actually, I just want a Drummer. I need a drummer.


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Topic: I Need Some Help...

Posted: 09/06/07 12:30 AM

Forum: General

Take it. Would you be doing Pre-cal? If so, I suggest you go on to Calculus. It would be a waste to get done with pre-cal, then not do calculus.

I did algebra II last year, and I'm in Pre-cal my Freshman year, it's not too hard, just pretty time consuming.


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Topic: I'll write you onto this whiteboard

Posted: 08/15/07 05:01 PM

Forum: General

Write

Twessel- the Super Hero.


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Topic: Wam?

Posted: 08/11/07 04:54 AM

Forum: General

It's regular plain old sex.


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Topic: Aventure Quest Sucks

Posted: 07/31/07 12:31 AM

Forum: General

I played it for a little bit. I didn't find it very fun, but other than that, there was nothing absoloutely horrible about it.


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Topic: I've been simpsonized

Posted: 07/29/07 12:33 AM

Forum: General

I'm cute.

I've been simpsonized


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Topic: "the Dark Knight" Teaser Trailer!

Posted: 07/28/07 01:08 AM

Forum: General

Cool! That's how a Batman movie should be made. Much darker, and evil toned than the others.

Batman Begins did this well too. I loved that movie.


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Topic: My sister is... wow.

Posted: 07/28/07 01:00 AM

Forum: General

TVs and computers are hard to steal because they're so big. Unless the robber is a big guy with a cart or a bag, there's no way he can take out a computer with all the cables and everything.

Perhaps it is you who is the retard.


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Topic: Encounters with the Opposite Sex

Posted: 07/24/07 07:37 PM

Forum: General

I'm much closer to my Girl friends than I am to my Man friends. I even have more Girl friends, I actually only have one really close guy friend.

Anyway, I usually hit on all the girls I know. It's weird though, apparently, I'm quite the charming fellow, and I can easily get away with saying every possible mean thing to someone. They know it's all out of love though.

Also, i has t3h hawt secks every dey lulz


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Topic: My friend thinks that eBaums...

Posted: 07/24/07 07:29 PM

Forum: General

Two idiots. One internet.

>:[


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Beaten

Topic: martial arts hhehehe

Posted: 07/24/07 07:15 PM

Forum: General

At 7/24/07 07:13 PM, TjA wrote:
At 7/24/07 05:19 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Go watch you Xia Lin Showdown and come back when you can comprehend grammar, and a good sentence pace.
isnt that the extreme stereotyping show???

Yeah. The Brazilian kid is obsessed with soccer. The Texan kid has heavy southern drawl, and is a cowboy. And the Japanese kid is down with the latest technology.


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Topic: Userpage uses!

Posted: 07/19/07 08:26 PM

Forum: General

Make a thread for people to post links to stories and stuff like that, since it's hard to come across it if it's on a blog.

Actually, it would be very hard to get noticed, unless you're a popular story writer, or you're very very lucky.


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Topic: Japanesse Cartoons?!

Posted: 07/19/07 08:19 PM

Forum: General

At 7/19/07 08:12 PM, dodo-man-1 wrote: Only if the big one is the Level 99 Golden Lollipop of Awesome! Watch it on DVD, in Japanese, with subtitles, then it is awesome. They swear in that; the talking isn't retarded lip-synching.

Sorry to burst into your fantasy world, but those cartoon characters aren't real and they don't talk.

Also, I enjoy most anime more than American animations.


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Angry

Topic: Lost my soul.

Posted: 07/19/07 08:12 PM

Forum: General

Level eight, 300 posts.

Addicted? I think not.


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Topic: That burns my ass

Posted: 07/15/07 03:52 PM

Forum: General

Your ass burns.
Another guy slept with you.

Hmm....


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Topic: I have solved the Big Bang.

Posted: 07/14/07 04:03 AM

Forum: General

That is actually a more solid theory than other people have proposed. Good job. I don't usually like to talk about the Big Bang and stuff like that since I don't know anything about it, and I can't study it. It's hard to study things many light years away.

I hope this will not turn into a religious debate.


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