To all those lacking observational skills, I am using condoms, I just don't like them. I'm sure i'm not the only person who feels this way.

At 12/30/08 06:19 PM, BrockManson wrote:

At 12/30/08 06:15 PM, BrockManson wrote:
Have you thought that this is because you're so fucking shit in bed that she can't get wet? =/

The only problem I have is to get the decent ones, you need to spend a little extra, but it's well worth it. My girlfriend and I use Durex featherlites, and we have fucking unbelievable sex; best I've ever had.

But hey, don't use one, then when you get herpes and have a crying infant draining all of your resources at least you can console yourself with the fact that you had a decent shag.

I should also mention that as far as putting the thing on being awkward, when my girlfriend puts the condom on me, I think it's pretty damn sexy. :D

But hey, maybe like I said, because you're crap in bed, it's an awkward pause because your girlfriend isn't turned on.

Have you ever thought that the awkward pause of fumbling with a condom kind of ruins the mood? I've never tried having her put it on though, and I might have to look into that. Still, I've barebacked her a couple times and we never needed lube. Latex is fucking dry as hell.

At 12/30/08 05:21 PM, Rucklo wrote: Hey, somone should suggest stamper to use condoms. perhaps two even. It makes you alot less sensible, you know.

fun facts:
- when i was in 8'th grade, or whatever, and we had sexual orientation or whatever it's called in eng. our biology teacher refered to jerking off with a condom a "luxuary jackoff".

I lol'd

At 12/30/08 05:12 PM, AmazingTheNinja wrote:

At 12/30/08 05:10 PM, Twerpo wrote: I know my partner has diseases

LOLWUT?

*doesn't have diseases

Sorry for the typo.

I haven't come around here in quite a while.

I'm at the point that I want the Avs to give up this season already. I think the franchise needs to start focusing on rebuilding, and quickly. There definitely shouldn't be a push for the playoffs or aquistions of that sort at the deadline, and I'm really hoping that the Avs can pick up some draft picks in some trades. I don't see much in the Avs right now but a mediocre core of players and about three or four stars.

Is there anyone who actually enjoy these monstrosities of pregnancy protection? They're restricting, limit sensation and are not pleasurable. Not only are the fuckers hard to put on (Am I the only one who has trouble with this?) but the introduce the need for lube. There are lubricated condoms, but only if you consider slightly moist to be lubricated. Once my girlfriend and I actually had to stop because the latex was so dry that it became too uncomfortable. Also, there's that awkward stoppage in everything where to struggle to open the package and put it on quickly without fucking up or ruining the mood. Surely there has to be better contraceptive measures than the condom or an expensive pill. Have I mentioned the smell too? Is it absolutely necessary that the latex stinks like crazy? Honestly, condoms suck, and I'm looking for alternatives. I'm sure I'll have to use them later in my life, but right now I know my partner has diseases and all I'm concerned about is pregnancy.

Anyone else hate condoms?

At 11/30/08 01:57 PM, mranarchy wrote: This thread needs that "epic Boobs can turn heterosexual girls into lesbians in 0.2 seconds" or whatever demotivator.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Get it Wednesday.

I might go snag a pair of jeans. I need to get a christmas gift for my girlfriend as well, but I'm not sure what I'm going to get her yet, so I might end up waiting till later. Crowds are going to be horrible.

My point was not to prove that your perception, and self is the only one that you know exists. Instead my aim was to say, if this is true, why let the opinions of others affect how you live your life.

That is all.

At 11/26/08 11:54 PM, Thimbles wrote: PRO TIP: It's probably laced. He just wants you to smoke it, get addicted to what it's laced with, and you'll come running back to him for more.

PROTIP: lacing marijuana is extremely rare and stupid practice for a dealer. People who smoke marijuana will easily be able to tell if their shit's been fucked with, and won't come back to the dealer if it is. Not to mention the cost of just giving out drugs is exorbitant, just to fuck someone up and piss them off at best. Also, very few hard drugs can be smoked, and those that can have the opposite kind of high that marijuana users seek.

ITT: People don't understand a stupid role playing thread

I'm going to tell you this right now, you are the only thing that actually exists in the universe.

Or rather, you are the only thing that you can know for sure exists in the universe. It's a difficult idea to grasp at first, but makes increasingly more sense as you think about. The only person you can prove exists in the universe, is yourself.

Cogito, ergo sum, I think therefore I am. This is a simple proof of the existence of self. In order to think about if you exist, there must be a self, an "I", to do the thinking. However, no such proof exists for the existence of other people, or anything else for that matter. For all anyone knows, everything we see around us could be an illusion (i.e. there is no spoon). This actually is the foundation of the majority of eastern religions. The goal of many eastern religions is to reach enlightenment, the complete realization that the world around is not real, but an illusion.

I could go on and on about this, but I think you get the point. Your perception of the world around, is reality. There is no separation of what you percieve and what actually is. Accompanied with the idea that you are the only person that exists, and a new perspective can be found on life. Why live be the rules of other people who may or may not exist? Why bother arguing over petty differences that are as you see them, and no other way. Bascially, be free and live your own life.

I think this xkcd comic somes up what I'm trying to say the best.

I averaged somewhere between 90-100 words per minute. It's decent, but I often leave tons of typos that I have to go back and correct.

Welcome to the world of branding. They expect people to pay such exorbitant amounts of money because they've been established as a popular brand. Find something that looks cool, and costs little, and you'll be outsmarting the big corporations and be the envy of all your friends.

I pick at my acne.

EMP SHIELDING

Look it up.

Shit, I forgot the link.

Link

Here's what went down with the McCain/Palin supporter who was allegedly attacked in Pennsylvania last night.

According to Pittsburgh cops, around 9:30 PM last night, Ashley Todd was robbed after she went to the ATM. The victim says during the robbery, the assailant saw the McCain/Palin sticker on her car and became "enraged." He struck her and knocked her down, and allegedly carved a "B" on her cheek.

The assailant is still at large. Police tell us all they have is a description -- a man, 6'4", with dark skin and dark clothes.

A McCain spokesman confirmed to TMZ Todd volunteered in McCain's Pennsylvania office.

UPDATE: Anthony Pugliese, Pennsylvania state chair of the College Republican National Committee (of which Todd is a member), tells TMZ, Todd is "shaken up" but is doing OK. Prior to the attack, Todd was doing phone banking at one of the McCain offices.

lolwut

*Ahem*

More and more I keep hearing about public schools treating minors as adults. Everyone does stupid shit. Arresting someone for a simple prank is ridiculous, and uncalled for. It's excessive by the police, and just plain stupid.

If I were you, I'd call the press. Get them to pick up the story and they can make a big deal about how the police are overreacting to a simple prank. Should get you out of the charges, which will most likely be dropped anyway, and make the principle look like an ass.

At 10/21/08 08:01 PM, Lioliu wrote: 1. They block Newgrounds. :O NOES!!!!

It has nothing to do with school, it shouldn't be on school computers.

2. They block every search engine in exestence

This I do find ridiculous. What if you need to do research for a project. Search engines are an invaluable tool.

3. They block any site that promotes humor or gives games

That's very nondescript. I'm guessing they just have a content blocker that will stop you from going to websites with "unapproved content". They're annoying, but there for a purpose.

4. No looking up those lyrics!

Why in the world would you need to know lyrics while at school?

5. No music...reasonable, but COME ON!

So others can study. You have no idea how annoying it is when you're trying to do a paper and someone's streaming some shitty music from a band you hate. Or even a band you like that happens to be energetic, it can be really distracting.

6. Even the start bar is locked, so you can't open anything through there.

This makes absolutely no sense. The start bar is a shortcut to a variety of applications and it saves you a bunch of time. I'm guessing your computer tech guy has no idea what he's doing, and just blocking everything rather than letting you guys run rampant.

Back staircase of my school building. I wasn't expecting it at all, and it was full tongue and everything. Done before I even knew what was happening.

You're completely missing the point. What he's saying is that the reason politicians suck is because our society sucks. We're apathetic as a nation, and those smart intelligent people aren't making a difference but wasting their lives on unimportant bullshit.

At 10/21/08 02:38 AM, Kuro wrote: Geez, the adults are just trying to make kids feel good about themselves when they say that.

Would you go up to an impressionable child and tell them the truth that they're just like everyone else, a pathetic and useless loser?

Stop being so cynical, and try and just look on the bright side.

I'm not saying you should say that they're pathetic losers. All I'm saying is stop telling them they're an oh so special flower that will blosom into something incredible. Tell them they're unique, sure, but for gods sake, don't tell them they're special.

As I understand it, being an ignorant american that you so dispise, the majority of Europeans are decent with english. As long as you're capable in english, you should be all right.

Either way, it can't help to work on your spanish. Even if you're horrible though, you'll pick it up quickly. There's no better way to learn a language than immersion.

SHE DID SO AMAZING IN THE DEBATE TWO!!!! OMGZ!!!!

Did somebody say Sarah Palin?

At 10/21/08 12:34 AM, Arab wrote: (Insert witty caption)

Even better