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Thinking

Topic: "Oh yes, oh more, more...Hi!"

Posted: 11/18/09 10:23 PM

Forum: General

First off, you changed your aura to evil, congratulations. Second, she might have been trying to say something else but could only manage a hi. Or maybe she was saying hi to the camera, or the viewers.


2.

Thinking

Topic: Weed.

Posted: 11/07/09 11:19 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 11:14 PM, HolyPeanuts wrote: Like warm apple pie.

Oh how I love that movie.

And weed is kind of like Ron White. Very dry, but still fucking awesome.


3.

Thinking

Topic: Your first computer?

Posted: 11/07/09 11:14 PM

Forum: General

My first computer got thrown at a wall...By me.

I have anger problems.

4.

Thinking

Topic: Originality

Posted: 11/07/09 11:12 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 10:47 PM, LolHi wrote: I was original. I had witty posts.

Now I'm afraid that, in the event that I try to make a witty post, 99% of the NG population will flame me.

Flamed.

In all seriousness, nothing on the internet is original for more than 5 minutes.


5.

Thinking

Topic: Most cruel thing youve done

Posted: 11/07/09 11:09 PM

Forum: General

Tripped a girl running by me on the street. Why? I don't know, but I told myself afterwards that I did it because I can.


6.

Thinking

Topic: I'm done with trolling

Posted: 11/05/09 10:31 PM

Forum: General

At 11/5/09 10:29 PM, Skwurll wrote: You're obviously not a good troll, I've never even heard of you.

My opinion is the only one which matters.

Me either, apparently you only troll in your mind. In real life you're in an insane asylum thinking you're trolling.


7.

Thinking

Topic: Unbelievably Racist Commercial

Posted: 11/04/09 08:36 PM

Forum: General

I can see why some might be offended, but if you are offended I hope you get blown up by a terrorist bomber while you're outside protesting shit. I'm offended by people who get offended.

The commercial may have some stereotypes of crows, but crows are all equal in America. The UK is insensitive to their crows and treat them differently because of their color.


8.

Thinking

Topic: Dear Leafers,

Posted: 11/04/09 08:27 PM

Forum: General

man, I live in Arizona. You should be lucky you have pretty leaves, all my leaves are either green or dead. I swear man, Arizona could be a good place for Satan to relocate.


9.

Thinking

Topic: Best user that joined in 2009?

Posted: 11/04/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

At 11/4/09 07:53 PM, platypuspwn wrote: JHaley

He's a douche bag, I've insulted better 09'ers. I would have to say... None. All the new people suck.


10.

Thinking

Topic: Don't even lie.

Posted: 11/04/09 08:17 PM

Forum: General

I think I had some weird sheets I can't even remember. It had a kid on the front and he was a pilot or something. Fuck if I know, I had 3 different sets of sheets. I never liked the game Pokemon, I'm more of a fighting and adventure gamer.


11.

Thinking

Topic: What makes you laugh?

Posted: 11/04/09 08:13 PM

Forum: General

Really random, stupid, or people doing stupid random things makes me laugh. Such as Mastermind or or Jackass.


12.

Thinking

Topic: dumbass ad

Posted: 11/02/09 11:48 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/09 11:45 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 11/2/09 11:38 PM, notanerd1 wrote:
At 11/2/09 11:36 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:
At 11/2/09 11:22 PM, MonkeyV wrote: Hahaha
I saw some Honeycomb boxes that said "Now tastes even better!"
I swear, wtf.
I might be retarded, but I don't get it :P
You're not retarded, I don't get it either.
Why am I the only one who can see how horrible that ad is?

Honeycomb big?
yeah yeah yeah.

It not small?
No no no.

I can't eat honeycombs anymore, I saw a lady bug crawling in my cereal when I was 6.


13.

Thinking

Topic: Are pennies valuable to you?

Posted: 11/02/09 10:30 PM

Forum: General

At 11/2/09 09:39 PM, matrix5565 wrote:
At 11/2/09 09:36 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Though, best way to get rid of pennies is to give it to children, they won't know a difference either way. They'll think of it as a toy.
What if they choke and die!

One less little bastard in this world.

OP, I only keep pennies if they were made a long time ago. I have a penny made from 1973. How it survived that long, I don't know. I've seen some from world war 2 so...


14.

Thinking

Topic: Can you give me an idea

Posted: 10/23/09 07:28 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/09 07:25 PM, BlassD wrote:
At 10/23/09 06:30 PM, brettmarshall1999 wrote: I dont know what to write.Give me an idea
ideas dont come to you,dumbshit.or a 'rebel' as youd say. get off the BBS like i told you to...

Why are you acting like a high and mighty god of the BBS. Go back to 4chan.

Op, ideas are supposed to come at random, not from other people. Although others can provide inspiration.


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Thinking

Topic: Got a moment to read my reviews?

Posted: 10/21/09 06:08 PM

Forum: General

At 10/21/09 04:01 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 10/21/09 03:53 PM, yinyangman wrote: My question to you is, what's useless about them?
Does anyone remember way way back when reviews actually offered constructive criticism instead of either simply "THAT WUZ AWESOME!" or "THAT SUCKED DICK"?

We don't want to hear how great or horrible our flashes are, we want to know how and why.

Then again if you write a decent review of something popular but don't give it a 10 you're going to get voted useless anyway. The system is so bias now it's not even worth worrying about.

Pretty much this. I saw a review that went so in depth that I never saw a better one. And because the person gave it a 6, it was voted useless. Before reviews were rated on how constructive they were. Now reviews are rated by how high or low you rated the flash.


16.

Thinking

Topic: Question (New here, too)

Posted: 10/21/09 05:58 PM

Forum: General

First off, post these questions here.

Second, the game is called never ending light. Post questions about where a flash is in the forum I linked to. Don't worry, we all make mistakes. Although you might want to read the Newgrounds rules before posting again. Welcome to NG, don't be a troll.


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Thinking

Topic: There is a cat in my porch

Posted: 10/21/09 05:52 PM

Forum: General

First off, you need to be stalked by grammar Nazis daily. Learn to use punctuation.

Second, Just shoo it away if it comes near. There's not much you can do if you don't plan on hurting it.


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Thinking

Topic: Better Drivers: Men or Women?

Posted: 10/21/09 05:49 PM

Forum: General

Though statistically men are more aggressive than women while driving, in the end it all comes down to who the person is, not their gender.


19.

Thinking

Topic: Alien Hominid Or Castle Crashers

Posted: 10/18/09 11:54 AM

Forum: General

castle crashers. I suck at alien hominid.


20.

Thinking

Topic: locations you'd like to see more of

Posted: 10/18/09 10:58 AM

Forum: General

I want to see more of Germany so I can become as charismatic as Hitler and start the holocaust all over again.

I mean, I want to go to the grand canyon.

21.

Thinking

Topic: Supa Dad

Posted: 10/18/09 10:53 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 10:47 AM, TheAdd wrote:
At 10/18/09 10:45 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote:
At 10/18/09 10:42 AM, FlashCam wrote:
At 10/18/09 10:38 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: I.. I just don't know what this... creature is. Is it a troll? An idiot? Something worse?
Um...NO,think it's some kind of (rare) reflex
Grabs his pee? Do you mean penis? Because a wet dream includes semen. Not urine. Why is your father having wet dreams?
LMAO! - I laughed so hard at this, - how does he wake up and grab his "pee" if he's supposedly having a wet DREAM.

Guys I think we have found a rare combination of a retard and a troll. I shall call it:

A Trotard. And I shall tame it, show it the ways of the world, and then throw it an oven and cook it.


22.

Thinking

Topic: Peta Can Sue Ng!

Posted: 10/18/09 10:49 AM

Forum: General

If they sue, I will make sure that I kill at least 50 PETA members before I die.


23.

Thinking

Topic: Smoking

Posted: 10/18/09 10:46 AM

Forum: General

Apparently Grammar is bad too since you don't use it either.


24.

Thinking

Topic: Ever had that feeling??

Posted: 10/18/09 10:27 AM

Forum: General

I'm slightly crazy so I always think there's is a large audience just watching my every move.


25.

Thinking

Topic: Best Thing Ever.

Posted: 10/18/09 10:26 AM

Forum: General

Probably being surrounded by beautiful women in a giant castle protected by the worlds strongest and best trained men. And having all the money you could ever want.


26.

Thinking

Topic: Getting burned.

Posted: 10/18/09 10:23 AM

Forum: General

I got burned by a pot when I went to go wash it in the sink. The blistering hot water got me on my hand and my arm. Wasn't too bad though


27.

Thinking

Topic: Peter Answers - Holy Shit.

Posted: 10/17/09 07:44 PM

Forum: General

This thing is fucking retarded. I kept trying to ask it questions, and it kept not answering me. The only answer I got was " Time will give you the answer" and that was when I asked why are you such a fucking retard.

Screw you OP.

28.

Thinking

Topic: Look what I found

Posted: 10/17/09 02:35 PM

Forum: General

Well, you finally came out and made a post. Anyway, that's fucking awesome.


29.

Thinking

Topic: Hellish side of purgatory

Posted: 10/17/09 02:34 PM

Forum: General

The teacher will most likely type this in on a search engine and get your story. She'll probably think you stole it. And if you don't get a 0 for that, you'll probably get a 0 for copying from this horrible site.

Horrible in a good way.

30.

Thinking

Topic: it sucks bein 13

Posted: 10/17/09 02:26 PM

Forum: General

Don't worry, when you get older you wont be hated as much and then you can finally get a car and drive into the side of a building. Then we can watch the news coverage while you get brought out on a stretcher and your family is crying and your sister is getting raped in the background.

Have a nice day.

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