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ja i prefer macDonalds over kfc too :S whats the big deal here?

i mean those chickenwings are nice but eating to much of it does something to my stumache and makes me shit dhiarrea.. sometimes.

fuck i'd have car i would probably be fat as a pig from all the visits i would make to those places.

OHH LORDY LORDY gives us KFC and WATERMELONS so we can haahge R lazors.

holy hell those aliens must laugh there asses silly watching me fap all the time and making crazy faces in the bathroom mirror.

i do that alot.

let them change the script goddamnit >:( i wanna be rich powerfull man now!

At 10/15/10 11:18 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:

At 10/15/10 11:13 AM, TacoFreak wrote: Germany kinda sucks (compared to the rest of europe). While it's neat and tidy it's really gloomy and depressing.

Are you comparing Germany to Canada? Canada is the original neat and tide, but boring place. They do have superior Hockey skills.

all of europe is gloomy and depressing.. except summertime.
i know i'm dutch.

how obvious you are one of those bitches.

At 10/14/10 07:04 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:

At 10/14/10 06:25 PM, Cootie wrote:
We also helped out a little in WW2,

No, we fucking saved everyone during WW2.

tell that to the shitload of jews who did in those camps smartass.

even though hitler was kind of a loony bird.
i think all these different countries with their borders are just a monument to honour few greedy wealthy kapitalist cockmunchers.

i do believe the world should be ruled by one nation.. or not being ruled by anything would also be efficient.

blood, blood, ketchup njjjaaaaaa, njiiiaaaaaa XD XD XD

Tommy let me wait ages for a 12 minute story.

WTF!? eventhough it had a high percentage of Wisseauness to it wich.. wich i like.
but it's not enough.. to short. unghh i don't get this.
where is beautyfull lisa and i didn't hear tommy say OH HI once!
the ending was pretty genius though..

what's going on here... NJAAAAAA NJAAAAAAAAANJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAA

At 10/14/10 06:46 PM, 3dog14 wrote:

At 10/14/10 06:43 PM, Gdark1 wrote: You are tearing me apart Wiseau.

yeah.. he looks older..

Drugs all the great artistic ppl use em for inspiration.

whoa whoa whoaaaat!? he finally released ''the house that dripped blood on alex''!??

jeah, japan is pretty aggrevating.

anyway it's nice that you don't owe England shit anymore. i hate the fucking U.K all these english NGers ar all grammar sensitive sluts and a lot of em are actually gay.

At 10/13/10 10:54 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS

well theres no shame in that.. shit i watched the room like 7 times allready even the rifftrax version.

say OH HI DANNY to danny for me. and tell lisa she's beautyfull.

jeah jeah in history classes when i was child they told me shit about retards dressing up like indeans and throwing shit loads of tea in the ocean.

i would do the same thing.. i only settle for coffee nothing less!

but does this mean U.S.A has to suck U.K's dick cause they owe bigtime?

tehee, newgrounds is cool and all but i would fuck one of those bitches you were calling out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkDItg05d 78

how about this show?

make a new account and stalk the hell out of him.

or be crazy like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfM tY

i used to be turkman_inc now i am turkman-inc.

WTF! i had no saying in this >:(

if only he could see how stupid he looked.

SLAYUUUURRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your a wise man chris. thx for clearing that up.

SLAYEEERR!!!!... even when going to a band that is not slayer we scream SLAYEERRRR!!!!

HOORAY FOR VIOLENCE!

who is this OP?

Ol' pete?

Optimurph prime? (wich is me :o)

or eh osdorp posse?

wat OP is you NGers always talking about!?

ghaha nahh were cool :D

you guys are both awsome ghaha this thread has actually become worth watching now.

At 10/14/10 04:55 PM, Randomguy78 wrote: i know it wasnt you i was responding to turkman, i just didnt quote

note to self, always qoute

wtf? you want my picture?... i don't get this.

anyway don't twist your balls kid. i just posted, that i was being a jerkoff.
and not actually a fan of hurting bitches for consoles.

At 10/14/10 04:45 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote:

At 10/14/10 04:41 PM, Turkman-inc wrote: whahahaha.

this guy earned my respect.

Then you must be a total no-life idiot who cares more about a machine than the people around him, because why else would you "respect" him other than if you were exactly like him.

I'm not trying to insult you, for the long run, I just think that was a very stupid thing to say.

whaha i knew you would attack me sooner or later chris.
ur right.. it's not cool.
and i would never do such a thing because i am to old for computer games and i like woman more then consoles.

i'm just being a bad influence for the kids i guess :P

the battle of wits has begun!

whahahaha.

this guy earned my respect.

god gave poop taste.. so he could witness man trying to eat poop.
and laugh at there revolted faces

bull fucking crap.

it suprises me how much virgi boys talk like they ever did the wild dance.

in the primitave way the booty and the titties show off a womans fertileness (i'm dutch)
if that does not look correct or appeal to a male he will look for another who does look fit to his standards.

it's not shallow at all it's just natural logics. and love and all that cuddly relation shit is nice but eventually that little fact that your ladies body sucks donkey balls will create a major frustration in the relation eventually. again nothing to do with shallowness but the unavoidable truth!

a vagina hole is awsome but if it's attached to so something horrid then i would pass.. even the big talking i would fuck anything virgins here would. believe me

At 10/14/10 03:17 PM, iateamexican wrote: Takeshi's Castle.

WIN!!! i love that show.

hey hey.

the man has a point here, you don't have to settle with a fuckt up body.
I FUCKED FAT CHIKS MAN.. i know your pain!!!

fucking an ugly body is not satisfying at all. might as well just stay virgin and fap all the time.
at least then you keep your pride (:C

no ass no titties no reason fucking it i'd say.
just be honest man tell her that you like her. but not in a physical attraction way.. and then post her reply on NG because i am curious how a woman would respond to this XD XD XD

from now on i'll no longer settle for ugly female body's and so should you!
we deserve better and were gonna get better ya hear.