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At 10/19/10 04:08 PM, Mydarklord wrote: As long as get her pregnant, what's da big deal?

Discuss.

jeah, ppl who say like ''well it's wrong because they can only make retards'' are pretty retarded themselves.

so wtf does it matter!?

At 10/19/10 03:45 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

At 10/19/10 03:42 PM, Turkman-inc wrote:

A horribly written story.

I mean why was your brother dating your step sister?

guess because he has a penis and she isn't that ugly to be honest.
i always have big talk like i wouldn't do her.. but to be honest if she'd gave me the chance i would fucking hit it.

but the stuff is real guy.. like who the hell would lie up a story wich involves a brother fuckin his own sister to be cool :|

At 10/19/10 03:24 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

At 10/19/10 03:23 PM, Turkman-inc wrote: ohh back in the days, me and my big brother also robbed and beat up an ex boyfriend of my stephsister (who was having an affair with my bro) at the time.

How the hell does that work?

it was a plan made up by the sister. she invited the poor guy over @ her house. where also my brother and me were waiting hidden in basement. when exguy and sister where in room. we sneaked down pretending to just arrive in the house making a scene like ''yo motherfucker what are you doing with my bros girlfriend.

beat him up.. he squeeled like a pig.. threatened him to give all his stuff. he had some change money and was obviously expecting action cause he also brought condoms. guess my bro and steph sister put that to good use :| anyway the guy ran off, we'd yell stuff like you better not tell anyone! (didnt work cause we had to explain to the police and our parents the next day ghaha)

but the thing was that we bought Pizza with the money we stole :D

At 10/19/10 03:25 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 10/19/10 03:23 PM, Turkman-inc wrote: that was also pretty L33T!

stop with your bullshit stories.

are you that much of a no lifer that you can't even believe these stories!? or are you just jelly of my awsome endavours?

to make matters worse for you i recall another l33t moment XD.. wich happend not so long ago actually.

housmates + me were drinking. hungarian (ugly) female housemate got shitfaced fell of the stairs trying to go to her room and broke neck. coma 2 weeks and later we hear she died in some hospital.
and i seen it happen like the falling, not being fast enough to catch her.. the broken neck and the blood.

it's not cool i know, but witnessing such a thing is pretty leet! ghaha srry for my awsomeness portalcrapJP

ohh back in the days, me and my big brother also robbed and beat up an ex boyfriend of my stephsister (who was having an affair with my bro) at the time.

and we kicked the shit out of an adult crazy neighbour man.

that was also pretty L33T!

At 10/19/10 02:57 PM, JustinB6 wrote:

At 10/19/10 02:24 PM, herrRoboGott wrote:

kinda feel guilty for fapping in the shower since all the other housemates have to use this shower also XD

i piss in the shower all the time, for all i know im bathing in urine

whaha well at least it's your own urine :)

ehhr.. ohhja when i was a teenager i also this ''friends''. more like pathetic 13 year old stoners.
wich i'd take adventage of and made them fight each other for my own amusement.

and sometimes me and my underdog would wait these punks up to beat the shit out of em whahah
ohh and one time we even dumped one in a big garbage container and rolled it up the road.
at that moment a car wanted to pass but container was blocking his road so the driver yelling at us while we were running and laughing he opened the lid of the garbage container and saw this kid inside it scared the bajeezus outta him XD XD XD

i was more then leet man ghaha i felt like UBER EMPEROR GODLIKE KING PERSON!!!!

of course my powertrip did not last long since my stoned goons were terrified of me and my underdog. eventually they learned how to avoid me. time also did a number on me and i became to mature for bullying.

good times though, good times XD

At 10/19/10 01:29 PM, HayBayBee wrote:

At 7/1/10 03:25 PM, TheThinWhale wrote: Also, what the fuck is with the black and white pictures of things, like furniture, flowers, monuments and peoples faces it's not fucking original!

Also pictures of peoples eyes are unoriginal too.

I happen to have nice eyes! The world must see them!!

he now you allready posted your ahem''pretty'' eyes. in fact they were so beautyfull that i totally raped your pic the fuck up. remember!?

At 10/19/10 09:15 AM, Erty wrote:

At 10/19/10 12:54 AM, Jawdyn wrote: newgrounds and.. sex?

this.

At 10/19/10 09:02 AM, Whirlguy wrote: Sup guys, can I join?

FRODO BAGGINS!! i knew he was hiding around here somewhere XD

need my cock ring back buddy.

At 10/19/10 09:01 AM, wfutb wrote: You're all awesome!

i hope 2011 will add more female flesh to teh community.

At 10/19/10 02:35 AM, Jawdyn wrote: LOL, Massachusetts

Matchintwotits
Massivehugettits

don't fuck with me i am old skool!

i repeat we have a turd in the punchbowl.

At 10/15/10 11:15 PM, Turkman-inc wrote:

At 10/15/10 11:09 PM, BlackMolotov wrote: Hey man the kool kids klub is pretty kool

seems like they could use some sweaters then.
unless they like being kool wich is comfortable.

NOT comfortable i mean

At 10/15/10 11:09 PM, BlackMolotov wrote: Hey man the kool kids klub is pretty kool

seems like they could use some sweaters then.
unless they like being kool wich is comfortable.

when they include a fair amout of the words ''FUCK'' and ''PUSSY''.

i'll save the red dot for when i ever run into someone i really don't like:P

At 10/15/10 10:55 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: The KKK haven't been relevant in 3 years

jeah i guess they nowadays can't lynch ppl unpunished as easy as they used to.

every powerseeking cult needs to work their way in politiks i guess.
or have an uber PWNAGE military force.. wich is harder to obtain then getting in to politik sheit.

At 10/15/10 04:51 PM, platypuspwn wrote: I hope someone sticks a battering ram up your ass, you fucking retard.

huh? what's your beef?

anyway thx 4 info guys.

so the kkk just started as a racist group and later on nazi ideals just kinda grew into the whole thing.
kinda makes sence.. both groups shared racial hatred.. nazi fighting grandpas die, children don't know jack about history. only realizing nazi's also hated non arian races so they accept neo nazis and therefore becomming nothing more then just a bunch of neo nazis.

fedor!

i'm not girly man!!!
i don't cry and certainly not for movie, wtf is wrong with you!?

ghaha sensetive depressed man..

well, if ur not sure how she feels about you then don't rush trying to find out.
play it gentle and cool like.

never claim to be in love with her cause then she'll walk all over your ass like a rag doll.
so don't confront her with weird questions that might indicate this.

nahh man take your time, show a healthy interest and be confident and not asskissing whimp.

but if your only want her because your trying to fit in or the sake of standards.
then FUCK it... don't let others pressure you into shit you don't feel like doing. that's weak man.

eventhough you prob just stopped sucking your mommys tit.
you know what's best for yourself then anybodyelse, believe me.

At 10/15/10 02:24 PM, quagmire690 wrote: in every society there are people that want to not only look the other way, but walk it too...
id suggest that you go ahead and actually go to one of their meetings, they are always looking for members, you might learn the people, their ideals, and what makes them hate the jews themselves...
you dont have to go back but it sure would be a enlightening experience

maybe i'm a bit predudice but from what i have seen they seem kinda dimwitted.
looks more like theyre just being antisemitist because the fuhrer said so.
there's waaay more to this jew bussiness. not really have time to cough it up though because i have to go now.

but jeah for better research about a culture one must go in the rabbit hole itself. treu that.

At 10/15/10 02:18 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 10/15/10 02:17 PM, Turkman-inc wrote: ohh PWNAGE!! xD
i love to see those devices walk off stairs.

Well maybe it's jut me, but i prefer watching people doing that.

XD ohh jeah, i had this sweet ASS polish house mate once she lived one room next to me on 2d floor.
and sometimes we did grocerys together and when we come back i always let her walk the stairs firs.
totally mezmerized by that sweet booty. thk god my hands were tied with grocery bags or else would just squeeze the hell out of that sweet ass.. and she would probably kick me off the stairs if i would do that :|

but it was HHHHOT i tell ya.

At 10/15/10 02:17 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 10/15/10 02:14 PM, Turkman-inc wrote: cunt a kinder!? is this nazi pedophile orgasmnization?

No, Man. Kunta Kinte is the blackest negro of all negros.

I suppose you never watched or red "Roots", didn't you?

ghaha whoah thats like the opposite.
nahh man, i didn't but i'll look into it :)
i find stuff like that very interesting.

ohh PWNAGE!! xD
i love to see those devices walk off stairs.

cunt a kinder!? is this nazi pedophile orgasmnization?

what's this klu klux clan stuff!?

first u Americans kill nazi's some of them even killed your ancestors. and now you honor them?
with burning svastikas!? i don't get this...

i understand the racial hate thing? for world dominating conspiracy reasons i hate jews myself.

but isn't this a bit paradox like. killing getting killed then letting your offspring honour your enemy and love their ideas?

i'm not American so explain :O

i dont have this changing background option. all i got is a shitty bleu sky with fluffy clouds and a little bit off grass field in bottom left.

stupid queer phone! i wish i was happenin like all of u and then i would also have modern cellphone telephone