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i was going to give my girlfriend this poem i wrote instead of something purchased from a store because i am poor. but first, i wanted to make sure it didn't completely suck. and what better way to ensure it's non-suckiness than to subject it to the disdain of you people, the most negative, hateful people on the internet.

you hold me like a tether to this madly spinning world
i know it holds forever through whatever life unfurls
i am free to close my eyes, feel the wind against my face
for with your hand firmly in mine, we make a safe embrace

without you i would float away
drift through the clouds and into space
to disappear, disintegrate
forgotten just like yesterday

but without you does not exist
wandering thoughts, hypothesis
i feel your skin and so entrust
together we're forever us.

and then i would draw some stupid thing like a heart or puppy or some shit.

on second thought, i want to be a conformi--i mean bear too

im pretty sure it was just some guy really pissed off so he had to add an extra syllable, whatever it may be. just so happened the h came out

At 11/26/06 10:37 PM, Aaron1046 wrote: HAHAHAHAHA!

please learn english...

avoiding illegal text...

man screw all this high budget crap, they should just computer generate the MC in Starship Troopers

At 7/18/06 12:29 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: He woke up in a chair dazed and confused. Looking left and right scared as he realised he was locked down good. He then noticed a slight bit of skin on his wrists up. As his vision grew more accurate, he could see string coming from it. He could see the strings tightly going to a metal plate on his chest which lead the string up his face to the celing.

Phillip Black's race just begun.

ooo a good twist to that one would be if he chewed through the string only to find it was lined with thin metal wire

i startexd this last night and it lasted a lot longer than i thought it would (we went to white castle) but here it is...

At 7/17/06 11:18 PM, Turkeybean wrote: *Diff. version.

I like the first one better...but it doesn't look like it's working...even though i got no error...weird...

At 7/17/06 11:10 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 7/17/06 10:52 PM, TurkeySandwich wrote: sweetness :D

Filesize limits really suck. This may or may not work for you. I didn't really know what to make so this is what I came up with. Hav a look and let me know.

"omfg awesome" doesnt say enough. Thank you very much!

At 7/17/06 10:44 PM, Turkeybean wrote:

At 7/17/06 10:19 PM, TurkeySandwich wrote: the filesize is too big...can you crop the sandwich out of the pic too?

I'm working on one for you. I don't know how good it will be, but I'll do one.

sweetness :D

wait....what was i supposed to be doing?

At 7/17/06 10:14 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: "Get the fuck off the computer. I mean, you could have a day job. So get up fag. Ya that's right, I called you a fag. Watcha gonna do about that? Nothing. Cause you won't get up from the computer." ;(

My walls hate me ever since those dents I put in 'em.

wow you took the words right out of my mouth.
...or the wall's...
...talking...hole...thing...
yeah...

the filesize is too big...can you crop the sandwich out of the pic too?

At 7/17/06 10:01 PM, imacow wrote: ok here turky sandwich

nice. i love the pain it gives my eyes to stare at it

score...o_o

curved letters...are difficult...

At 7/17/06 09:30 PM, imacow wrote: i could try that for you turkey sandwitch

pssssssst what do you want the subliminal message to be?

thanks man

At 6/19/06 04:09 PM, TurkeySandwich wrote:

At 6/18/06 07:15 PM, TurkeySandwich wrote: as much as i like my current sig, id love for someone here to make me one. if you could have my name and a turkey sammich, perhaps moving across the sig that'd be cool. ooo ad a subliminal message to it also, that'd be spiffy.

thx
(3 pages back)

wondering if i could get this done...any more info you need?

ok....so one month and 30+ posts later, i still would like to have this sig done...
if you need the pic, i've got one:

At 7/17/06 08:54 PM, W-I-M wrote:

okay, so it's been like...almost a month...seriously, wft...
if you need the pic, you can use this one

oh crap...wrong account...damn...

At 6/18/06 06:58 PM :

so... about my request 3 pages back

well if you guys could get my request done (turkey sandwich: objejt and name, perhaps movement aswell) that'd be awesome.

no color preference btw. just whatever colors complement the sandwich the best
thx

...

At 6/18/06 07:15 PM, TurkeySandwich wrote: as much as i like my current sig, id love for someone here to make me one. if you could have my name and a turkey sammich, perhaps moving across the sig that'd be cool. ooo ad a subliminal message to it also, that'd be spiffy.

thx
(3 pages back)

wondering if i could get this done...any more info you need?

as much as i like my current sig, id love for someone here to make me one. if you could have my name and a turkey sammich, perhaps moving across the sig that'd be cool. ooo ad a subliminal message to it also, that'd be spiffy.

thx

so... about my request 3 pages back...why has no one in this club updated in so long anyways?
well if you guys could get my request done (turkey sandwich: objejt and name, perhaps movement aswell) that'd be awesome.
no color preference btw. just whatever colors complement the sandwich the best
thx

what's the impression that i get (insert mighty mighty bosstones song here)

can i get a turkey sandwich profile pic? perhaps with motion aswell
thanks

At 4/7/05 11:24 PM, -Frank- wrote: Wow, I didn't know that dragons could play X-box live.

yes, its a proven fact, as you can see:

At 4/7/05 11:18 PM, RoadKill_Rat wrote: such a mythical beast

thats what your mother said last night.

At 1/30/05 03:17 PM, Earfetish wrote: What error message are you getting?

You fucking dipshit.

I like how you unnessicarily called me a dipshit, how mature of you.
Directly copied and pasted from the error page:
" Your post contained a word that is not allowed on this BBS. "

How helpful, Tom, Wade, or whoever programmed it to say that. now i know exactly what to remove.

i already tried it without that word and it STIL didnt work. honestly, why dont they list any other words other than the n word, or atleast SPECIFY when you click "post" which word you cant say.