Urm...B**** slap u? And make u pay for it, otherwise I'd sue u?

At 7/13/09 04:04 AM, Vincoid wrote:

At 7/12/09 04:01 PM, NetWar wrote: If I've learned anything in life, the apple never falls from the tree.

In that case you're about to learn something else right now....

Wow, I could learn a thing or two from you Vincoid, regarding to giving out advice! Lol!

Anyway, since I'm also new, I'll be honest about my relationships too:

There have only been three people that I have ever liked, the first one ended VERY badly (Which I won't go on about unless u want me too), the second already had a boyfriend without me knowing AND she was way out of my league, and lastly the third and current girl that I like...

At the moment, I'm just trying to tell her that I care about her a lot, but...I'm not scared about telling her or getting rejected, as if she doesn't feel the same way, I'll just try to be friends instead, u know, but for some reason, I just came bring myself to ask her if I can talk to her privately and tell her how I truly feel, especially when her friends are around.

Am I just being daft with this thing I'm worried about, or what? And the reason why I want to try and join this club is simply because if, in the end, I still can't get a relationship, I want to at least help others so that they can.

And now u know X)

At 7/11/09 07:28 PM, Everlasting-Elements wrote: Hi. I don't think you have to ask. Just give your input, and possibly some back up for why you think that.

What do u mean by "give ur input?", and as for the whole back up thing, I soppose its because whenever I see/hear some sort of relationship problem (Such as the ones posted on here), I can usually picture myself in both the lad and the lass's shoe's, and assume what they could both be thinking.

Or somthing like that. I can't really describe it very well. Actually, the best way to explain this is when I give advice out...speaking of which:

At 7/12/09 12:32 AM, NetWar wrote: Unloading thoughts.

My gf is going to Russia for a month in three days. Not much of a problem apart from the fact that her ex is over there (he lives in the same village as her dad/gramps). She's a month on the other side of the freaking continent (hmm, this looks familiar) with her ex. With her ex. For a month. With her ex.

We've talked about it, but somehow I'm not convinced. If she's anything like her mother, she's bound to cheat on me (this isn't what you think, her mom cheated on her dad, ok?).

Then again, I can see this as a test of loyalty. If she doesn't cheat on me now, then she won't do it for the rest of this relationship. It's a good thing I can tell when people are lying to me, because there wouldn't be any other way of figuring out if she did.

I wonder, why do I feel so threathened? I mean, it's been what, 5 months now? =/ Guess I still don't trust another human being, mother and brother excluded. With good cause too.

Ok firstly what makes you think that she'll do the same as her mother? Because yeah sure, her mother cheated on her dad, but that doesn't neccessarly mean she's gonna do the same to you.

Plus, her ex is called an "Ex" for a reason, and thats because she used to like him, but things didn't turn out right. Besides, it's not like she's going over to Russia just to see him, is it? (It would also help to comfirm this if you explain why she's going over to Russia anyway).

Overall, you have nothing to worry about. What your worried thats gonna happen is very unlikely, especially since you two have been together for 5 months now.

I hope I've been of some help! X)

Hi, I came across this Thread and I have to say I'm glad that there are at least a few people on NewGrounds who say useful things! Anyway, I may not be as experienced with relationships as you lot, but I'm usually pretty good at understanding how someone feels, so will I be able to join in with giving out advice?

Thanks,
T.T.

At 7/10/09 09:19 PM, Volt wrote: I hope that's not photoshopped.

Its not. It was in the newspaper yesterday, and I was a little suprised to see that...and conserned for Obama when Mrs Obama finds out! X)

My worst nightmare was probaly when I was a toddler, and I kept dreaming about my dad's computer, tv etc being invected with an evil, self aware virus, and on the screen a timer appears which slowly counts down, during which I keep hearing it saying "When this timer reaches zero, I'm coming to get you".

Seriously, theres a reason why I never like too see/hear any form of time limit nowerdays...especially during exams. X(

At 6/29/09 10:39 PM, Ryan wrote: I will create man!

Then hang myself for letting such an awful thing exist.

Ouch. Anyway, I'd probably get rid of corrupt Prime Ministers who can't use our money properly..starting with Gordan Git-face.

But thats just my opinion X)

At 7/11/09 01:03 AM, 111122223138 wrote: seriously...we don't see animals getting shunned or anything for it...

i, for one, have never seen any of my rabbits ( or my descesed rooster :'( ) do anything to show me that sex was so horrible....

i think that it's just been recgonized as bad...for idk why...
it's natural...like going to the bathroom....
i don't see anyone getting shunned for taking shit....have you?
didn't think so...

maybe im just thinking of this too logically..but who the fuck cares?....

so NG... why is sex 'bad'?

Probably from Aids and STD or something. The actual sex part isn't bad, its just that it results with STD if your not careful with it.

In other words, if used correctly, sex can be a deadly wepon! XD XD XD

Lets see...british phrases that I havn't heard in ages:

Jolly Good
Spiffing
Jeepers
Old bean

and so on. Yeah, we used to talk very posh us brits, but yeah X)

Considering that my parents would have legged it out anyway, I would grab my DS.

Dunno about where I would live though, regarding to a NGer...

To be onest mate, I wouldn't know! X)

But seriosuly, it doesn't matter if ur gorgious or butt uggly, as I'd rather hang out with someone who isn't good looking but really nice and kind who cares about other peoples feelings, rather than someone who's drop dead hot, but she's a total b**** face'd twat.

You should focus on inner beauty, not outer beauty as thats just for a first impression.

At 7/10/09 04:57 PM, Xinimater wrote: Well, think about it. Why else do you think everyone worships different religions? It's because people have different beliefs and they don't agree with the other beliefs enough to worship them. That's why they created their own. If you said to a group of mixed religions that all the Gods hang out together in peace, then prepare to be skinned to the bone. *Either that, run out of town.* Enemies do not hang out with enemies. Simple as that.

Still, that's a very good idea. Now if only that would work in real life...

People have their own opinions about what they belief in, but that doesn't mean that religious wars should occur, because if u think about it, if ur religious and u belive in gid, then would god want you to start a war because someone doeesn't agree with you?

And ur wrong about enemies don't hang around with enemies, as instead of fighting we should solve or problems properly. For example, England and Germany; Fought in the war, but they're not exactly enemies anymore, are they?

Knowing me, I'd probably input them with a Wii Remote! X)

As for the cheat codes i'd use....erm, not sure. Probably super power related ones?

At 7/10/09 07:47 PM, Joshy94 wrote:

At 7/10/09 07:44 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: I'm getting the sense that you're British or something, based on how you're wording your stuff.

Also, the internet can only be controlled by people who use it. It doesn't matter how many blocks and restrictions are put up; people will eventually, if not immediately, pass through them.

Blimey fellow! Totally spiffing! Indeed I am a British kid!

We don't speak like that, you cocky twat.

One thing that iritates me is that Americans and such think that we STILL speak like we used to back in...I dunno, 1950? We don't say "Spiffing" or "Blimey fellow" or "Jolly good, old bean" or whatever.

Aas for the whole cyber bully thing, u are right; the paraents need to stop being over dramatic. They're worried about their son which is fair enough, but if someone calls u an a** on the internet, just ignore them, log out, or tell them to bugger off and then do one of the two first options.

At 7/11/09 04:55 PM, starownage3 wrote: Google is racist.
i typed in "I am" and this came up"I am extremely afraid of Chinese people" T.T

Google is also sexist, as I heard that if u type in "She invented", it comes up with Did you mean "He invented?"

Its probably been taken off now, but yeah! X)

At 7/10/09 11:54 AM, SlayerX3 wrote: I almost was stabbed by a homo kid I used to bully on my primary school

the bastar brought a blind edge knive to stab me, they took the knive away from him while he was at the cafeteria long before he could have a chance to do it, I still kept making jokes about him

LuLz worth

Well in that case, u shouldn't have bullied him to begin with u stupid twat.

Anyway, the wierdest/funniest thing thats ever happened at my school was when I was in an art lesson, but since the art rooms were being used for exams we needed to use an English Class room instead, and one of the students spilt an entire tray of chalk pastils onto the carpet. Of course the english teacher went mental at us, which was amusing as it was hard to take him seriously when half of his class room looked like it was owned by hippies!

It still looks a little bit rainbow coulered to this day! X)

At 7/11/09 12:52 PM, Sh0ckFyre wrote: I would be me. With boobs. I dunno, being a girl would be kinda interesting. I'd be staring at myself naked a lot more because... well... I have tits and a vagina.

HAHAHA!!! Then you would technically be gay, since you would be a lass and u'll be interested in...well, do I need to say anymore?

Anyway, I'm not sure what I would be like as a lass...probably a lot more emotional...and possibly into fasion rather than video games, I dunno. X)

At 7/10/09 04:19 PM, Shmossy wrote: True.
Rich kids suck.
But it's the parents' fault for spoiling them.

Exactly. Its the same thing for Chavy kids; They're a real pain in the a**, but it's the parents I'm pissed off woth, since they do nothing to look after their children etc.

Either a parent is gonna raise a child PROPERLY, or they don't raise/have a child at all. Simple as that.

At 7/11/09 02:45 PM, F-U-N-D-A wrote: As long as you don't profit off it, you can plagiarize whatever you want.

So yeah, do whatever the fuck you want.

He's right u know. Providing that your only doing this for fun, no company can do a single thing to you.

At 7/10/09 07:49 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Bill Clinton. Only, I'd punch him in the penis. Really softly. And with a loose fist. And sideways. And I'd keep doing it repetitively.
Yeah.

oooook....Anyway I have a feeling that most people are gonna say George Bush...and I have a feeling that hardly anyone is gonna say Obama.

Just a hunch! X)

At 7/11/09 11:50 AM, FrozenTrooper wrote: I thought that right when your parents got married, they magically got pregnant. To get the baby, you slice the mom's stomach in half.

To be honest, I thought babies just appeared when u got married as well, but what I also thought was to get a baby out, the mother needed to poop him/her out or something! Yeah, my logic sucked when I was little X)

At 7/11/09 03:20 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: If that just randomly appeared in your room, you should call the police.

My thoughts exactly. But I still don'tunderstand how you could just suddenly find that there, but whatever the reason the next thing u need is a police raid and they find a dagger that you "Found". I say u hand it into the police before such an event happens.

At 7/11/09 12:48 PM, ertysproductions wrote: The main problem isn't all the stuff we pollute, but the number of humans polluting. Lower the population number?

Nuclear weapons for the win!

But to be onest, I don't think mass murdering about 5 Billion or so people would solve this crisis, as eventually, Teenage pregnancies, greed (Such as what the MP's in Briton are up to laterly) and so on will not only cause the population to rise again, but we'll continuo to use up our resources, chop down trees, and eventually pretty much destroy ourselfs.

Its not the number of people on the planet, but it's the number of those people that continuo to pollute, continuo to be greedy while 3rd world contries suffer from it, continuo to use up land and forests for wood etc thats the problem.

What we really need to do are these things:

1. Even though the number of people isn't the case, it still doesn't really help when unwanted pregnacies occur; So teach children to not make that mistake unless they really want a child and they have someone to support them.

2. Find an alternative power source. Fossil fuels are the main problem, and they'll run out eventually anyway, Solar power, wind power etc isn't effective enough for our energy needs, and Nuclear Power Plants leave to much waste (And the oppertunity to create nukes, which before u ask, wont help at all), so we need to find and develop a PROPER energy source. Quantum Fusion perhaps? (Which does exist if I;ve got the name right, and no, I didn't see this from a Sci Fi film either. Look it up on the internet/Google)

3. Find a more suitable way to dispose of waste, or if we can't dispose of it properly yet/at all, then don't create the waste anyway!!! Find alternative materials to use instead! (E.G. instead of plastic shopping bags, use a material that can be gotten rid of/recycled without polluting anything)

4. (For British citisens only) For f***s sake, elect a Prime Minister who won't waste your money on Duck houses, second homes that they need to get to work quickly (Even though their primary house is a 5 minute walk to work), or allow the police to beat teh crap out of innocent victems and allow social services to get good parents and abbusive parents mixed up and "Kidnap", yes, Kidnap children away and so on, as the main reason why this is such a big problem is because while Gordan Brown is sitting on his a** wasting our money, he could be trying to solve these problems instead of making them worse by making citizens lives worse and pissing the rest off.

What I'm trying to say with these these points is that it aint the amount of us; its the fact that people in power and even use citizens arn't doing what we can to solve this crisis. Why you ask? Because the people in power are to busy exploting their possition and stealing our money, and we're to busy suffering the consiquenses of this and complaining to these people about wtf they're doing.

Before we can save our planet or ouselfs, we, both citizens and poeple in power, really need to change, and FAST!!!

At 7/11/09 03:30 PM, ughanation wrote: Chuck Noris - that rock thing that floats with arms and follows Brock in the original episodes.

You mean Geodude? Anyway I think a Live Action Pokemon Movie would be even worse than the Super Mario Brothers one!!! XD XD XD

I'm not sure if this is against the rules or something, but I found anouther hilarious story from that website! It's on page 9 and it's called "Birthday Present"

"I had been going out with that guy for about two months now and we were on his birthday. As a good lover that I am, we were in his room and I was giving him a nice little blow job as a present. He was still living with his parents but his room was in the basement and was a small quiet place. So I was giving him a blow and while in action, the room door slings open and his father, mother and his two sisters break in with a big birthday cake and are signing, "happy birthday dear Mikeee!!" They were so surprised her mother dropped the cake and stepped back out and closed the door. About 15 minutes later we were at the dining room table and his mother was explaining to us that she was really sorry that she dropped the cake. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life. When I think about it today it really makes me laugh, but at that time let me tell you I would have loved to have been invisible."

Dunno about you, but I was in tears after that! X)

At 6/23/09 01:26 PM, M-Y wrote: I stick my fork in it, put it in my mouth and eat. Very simple way of eating it.

Likewise.

At 6/23/09 02:14 AM, Brass wrote: Rick Astley.

Lol! Yeah, he would just Rick Roll everyone! XD

At 6/23/09 03:38 PM, mushroomn wrote: Discuss

Urm, mate, last time I checked I don't see many large people where I live, soI doubt ur right. Plus, do u have any proof to support ur claim?

At 4/26/09 03:25 PM, Master117chief wrote: A girlfriend.
lol

I know how u feel mate! Anyway, I'd trade my soul...beats me X) I doubt I'd trade it for a lass, otherwise I'd be to dead to hang out with her, soooo...X)

At 6/23/09 04:40 PM, CyanideWyrm wrote:

At 6/23/09 04:38 PM, CaptainSnap wrote:

At 6/23/09 04:37 PM, RKthrilla wrote: Put that down and try a salad, fatty.

HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE YOUR JUST JHEALOUS

Uh oh, looks like someone's blood pressure is dipping.

Quick, eat another foot of chocolate.

Uh oh, looks like someone's being a twat. There wasn't any need calling him a fatty, u jerkoff.

Anyway, where the heck did you get a chocolate bar THAT BIG??? E-BAY? Man, I'd need to go to the dentist after that...

Then again, I COULD use something like that to get a chocolate loving lass to...well, u know! X)