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"Fuck"........because it's an enjoyable pastime.

Oh, great! Lance Armstrong is now guilty due to the accusations of tabloid journalism. Never mind all of the negative drug tests, if the Enquirer says it's something, it must be true.

:*Sheesh!*

If she's smart enough to have a job, she's smart enough to fuck.

At 8/24/12 08:07 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: So I've been recently seeing this mildly retarded girl

^Self PWNT^

Does anyone realize that the future commercial exploitation of space is a nation's economic strength? Economic strength, BTW, is that wonderful thing that allows you to post on Newgrounds instead of slaving away in a sweat shop to support your family.

At 8/24/12 09:37 PM, TucoM wrote:

At 8/24/12 02:37 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Anyway, being over 7 foot tall isn't a skill, its a deformity. Be 7 foot tall and NOT conform to being a basketball player and I'll be impressed.

Impressed?

Re-up

At 8/24/12 02:37 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Anyway, being over 7 foot tall isn't a skill, its a deformity. Be 7 foot tall and NOT conform to being a basketball player and I'll be impressed.

Impressed?

Great idea. Let's just hand the keys of the potential commercial exploitation of space to the Chinese.

*sheesh*

Assagne is a fucking pedo.

/thread

Banning guns will stop crime just like banning drugs will stop people from using them......OH, WAIT!

This

$75? Bullshit! That costs at least $200........unless it's a dive with the ugliest women on the planet.

At 7/12/12 08:15 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:

At 7/12/12 07:55 PM, TucoM wrote: If anyone finds an AK that groups 6" or less at 100 yds., buy it. That's as good as it gets for an AK.

a lot of aks do better than 6" at 100 yards....

With that short ass sighting plane?

Old people will lock you in the basement.

If anyone finds an AK that groups 6" or less at 100 yds., buy it. That's as good as it gets for an AK.

There are people upset because 4chan is an internet ghetto? LOLOLOL

/thread

If you start to go bald, start shaving your head.

At 7/12/12 04:48 PM, Zhonn wrote:

My song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck

The precursor to Anesthesia, Pulling Teeth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LQJYgs1sxc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

At 5/20/12 02:10 PM, Dorkcraft wrote: World War II.

Hitler was a capitalist?

At 5/8/12 02:21 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Otherwise you get stuck on a ship for months at a time

These guys don't get stuck at sea.

At 4/25/12 12:04 AM, Proteas wrote:: Let's just enforce the laws we currently have on the books instead of inventing a new law we won't enforce every time an issue comes up.

Of course, this would actually involve funding and giving proper staffing to things like local police forces and the INS, but I guess that's to fucking novel a concept for you bunch, ain't it?

It would be a very novel idea in DC.

If I write in Adolf Hitler, will that get me on some DHS shit list?

*yawn*

Xanax

At 5/9/12 06:37 PM, Zirocket-8 wrote:

I think the porn industry needs to be targeted and possibly punished for the methods they try to put their content to the web.
Porn gets seen in even the most innocent searches. That gets to children, and this kind of material shouldn't even be able to show up on these kind of searches.

That's what happens to the children of crackheads/

Till I get bored.

At 5/9/12 03:56 PM, Ericho wrote:

I'm surprised Bill Maher doesn't approve of hamsters voting, seeing as how he supports PETA.

Bill Maher would pay a million dollars to suck Ann Coulter's dick.

At 5/6/12 10:40 PM, SigmaNoob wrote: I must challenge him.

To what?