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At 6/14/13 03:42 PM, Camarohusky wrote:

The article only said the safari portion was cancelled, not the entire trip.

Would the Secret Service step in front of a charging rhino or elephant to protect the President? This is a worthless fact that I, for some stupid reason, want to know.

At 6/17/13 12:33 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Yet I don't remember hearing a peep out of you for all those vacation days Bush took....you know, the ones where it made him the President who took the MOST vacation time EVER.

Judging from the actions of both Obama and Bush, I wish they'd have taken a lot more vacation time.......America would be better off.

I've been to both countries.

Spain is much nicer.

/thread

LOL

"My cock is harder than Chinese trigonometry!" - Ron Jeremy

At 5/17/13 09:54 PM, DigitalStrip wrote: I have recently thought it would be hilarious to start my own street gang called the East Side Rabbit Stranglers..... So for we have members. Will I go to jail if it gets to big?

Yeah, but on the plus side, you may learn to like rough, man sex if you do.

To: The OP

What do you care about more?

How you feel about this woman, or............

.........what other assholes think.

At 5/21/13 05:13 AM, T1ttyK1tty wrote:

At 5/21/13 05:02 AM, TucoM wrote:

At 5/21/13 04:55 AM, T1ttyK1tty wrote:

Do I need to remind you about who fought the Nazis in WW II?

Actually, the Corps were primarily in the PTO. That would be Japs.

There were few marines in Europe and D-day.

Mostly, manning secondary batteries on US Battleships.

At 4/8/13 04:57 AM, Pugberto wrote:
I can recall a tale in which me and her were in a restaurant in London together. The table to our side contained four Islamic girls, all in burkas and what have you. They proceeded to regularly give their death stares, or make subtle under breath jibes between themselves.

If your girl is Indian (Hindu or Sikh), and the Muzzie girls are Pakistani, the hatred is already there.

At 5/20/13 10:52 AM, Kel-chan wrote: Is it just me or is being an AN-cap (anarcho-capitalist) a hipster thing now?

Cuz...i swear....

they're multiplying

Hipsters are generally Obama bum-lickers.

Biden is a retard.

At 5/20/13 08:03 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 5/18/13 11:33 PM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote:
Army pays more anyway so I've heard

Pay is uniform across all branches. I've joined the Air Force.

Basic pay. There are bonuses. The Navy SEALs are paid the highest due to this........but very few can cut it.

At 5/21/13 04:55 AM, T1ttyK1tty wrote:

Do I need to remind you about who fought the Nazis in WW II?

Actually, the Corps were primarily in the PTO. That would be Japs.

At 5/18/13 08:30 PM, Drakogen wrote: I need opinions on a very difficult decision I'm trying to make. I'm trying to decide if I should join the Marine Corp. or not...

Obama is fixing to get our troops slaughtered in Iran. 'Nuff said?

At 5/20/13 10:57 PM, Entice wrote: For some reason, I don't get a bonner when I watch porn anymore, even if it's something that I previously liked. I have a hard time even staying interested in the videos.

The only cure for ED at 19 years of age is to take about 50 Valiums.

Worn out Mexican joke.

At 5/20/13 01:34 AM, Wegra wrote: Off?

Reading enough dumb questions like this one.

At 3/16/13 04:40 PM, ChloBro wrote:

At 3/16/13 04:40 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Yeah, I love how he touched little boys.

But he didn't

He did.......but he hired Johnnie Cochran.

At 3/16/13 05:59 PM, Nor wrote: Mexican food!

Cabrito al carbon!!!!!

Poland came in the top 25......I guess those jokes aren't so funny any more.

At 3/16/13 12:16 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 3/16/13 04:02 AM, TucoM wrote: Not really,Kim Jong Un is looking for a war, Qaddafi has been replaced by Islamicists, Al Qaeda still exists and is spreading, and another anti-American douchenozzle will probably replace Chavez.

I heard that about North Korea and Al Qaeda, but didn't know who replaced Qaddafi. Figures.

A bunch of Islamicists who are instituting Sharia law.

At least, Qaddifi jailed and tortured Al Qaeda members. So did Saddam Hussein.

At 3/5/13 07:01 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Jong il 2011
Bin laden 2011
Gadaffi 2011
Chavez 2013

its been a good couple years for the third world cesspools.

Not really,Kim Jong Un is looking for a war, Qaddafi has been replaced by Islamicists, Al Qaeda still exists and is spreading, and another anti-American douchenozzle will probably replace Chavez.

I got waterboarded in S.E.R.E. school.

At 3/15/13 09:59 PM, Wriggle wrote: They call ME weird, yet they are the ones openly admitting they will cry over people they have never met. It pisses me off.

Just feign sympathy, take her home, fuck her brains out, then kick her ass to the curb the next morning.

At 3/16/13 03:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/16/13 03:34 AM, TucoM wrote:

At 3/15/13 07:58 PM, Parlux wrote: Go fuck you're self and please die in a fire

Rage much?

Oh yeah, he's pissed.

It must be his time of month.

At 2/21/13 10:17 PM, orangebomb wrote:

:The only thing that Canada could beat America in {or anyone else for that matter} is hockey, and even then, the gap isn't that wide.
They beat us pretty good in curling

Is curling really a sport?

At 3/15/13 07:58 PM, Parlux wrote: Go fuck you're self and please die in a fire

Rage much?

Yup.......and Obama wants to bring that shit here.

At 3/15/13 07:50 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote:

At 3/15/13 06:19 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I recommend everyone go to McDonalds and get one or two.

I work at McDonald's.
I REFUSE to eat ANY of their disgusting cesspool food.

As they say on Failbook:

At 10/17/12 12:52 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 10/17/12 12:34 AM, TheKlown wrote: President Obama still has not gone into details about his plans for the next 4 years, instead he is busy attacking Governor Mitt Romney.

Funny... that's exactly what the Democrats are saying about (2007 ex-) Governor Romney.

That's called "politics as usual".