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At 5/19/14 11:58 PM, Xenomit wrote: The only stereotype that I ever hear is that they're all cowardly, which is kinda odd considering they've been the ones to start so many wars, and successfully fought off the Germans in WWI and II.

They only lasted 6 weeks in WWII.

At 3/29/14 07:47 AM, InsectGadget wrote: Gay Marriage has been Legalized in England and Wales.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-26793127

What's your opinion on this?

I personally disagree with gay Marriage and think it's the first step into something awful for you UK people.

The UK should relax their gun control laws. That way, heavily armed gay couples can mince through those Sharia areas and piss off the Muzzies.

No one, really.

At 4/25/14 07:50 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: well he's been fired and now jobless, now any asshole can go up to him on the street and kick this dick in the balls. and people wonder why I think local law enforcement are a waste of my tax money.

He'd better get my order right at McDonald's or he'll lose another job!

At 1/7/13 02:06 AM, Halberd wrote: and anime and cartoons and etc.

Why do you people do this? its not even real. Are you freakazoids so detached from the real world that you can only get off to fantasy? god go outside and get a girlfriend or something

http://www.ve7kfm.com/n9ogl.html

At 4/22/14 02:16 AM, TitusRyland wrote:

At 4/22/14 02:12 AM, TucoM wrote:
I'd be buying beer and whores instead of ice cream, but I'm a perv.

are you sure you don't want ice cream?

LOL

Do I get to lick it off of her (Yeah, BTDT)

At 4/22/14 02:06 AM, TitusRyland wrote:

At 4/22/14 01:59 AM, TucoM wrote: Question #2: Are you happy with your creation?

hmmmmm..... not so sure of all this socratic stuff.... but ill play along....

I'm happy if others like it. Cause if others like it others will visit it, if others visit it i get money. If i get money i can buy ice cream. If i can buy ice cream i can be happy. So indirectly... maybe.

Hmmmmm> It's about making money (Nothing wrong with that)

I'd be buying beer and whores instead of ice cream, but I'm a perv.

I got stoned and I missed it.

At 4/22/14 01:53 AM, TitusRyland wrote:

At 4/22/14 01:52 AM, TucoM wrote:
The real question is, do you really care and, if so, why?

Nope

Question #2: Are you happy with your creation?

At 4/22/14 01:16 AM, TitusRyland wrote:

Do I get to be cool now?

The real question is, do you really care and, if so, why?

At 4/21/14 10:48 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/525486515/project-2525-the-world-speed-project-bus-conversio

This man has started a Kickstarter to fund his quest to buy every VHS copy of Speed that is available.

Please donate, and help this man with his noble cause.

Why?

Listen to some Black Sabbath, then work from there.

At 4/21/14 03:10 AM, Wriggle wrote: In this mans army.

Yeeeeeeeeeehaw.

How many hours of Call of Duty did you have to play to make Captain?

Let's see......Wriggle is a member of some militia and has a WN icon on his pro.

Say hello to the FBI for us.

At 4/17/14 12:31 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: And people get mad when I post flag burnings on my Facebook...
America truly has fallen.

It's their right to get mad.

And How, Pray Tell, Might I Become a Mod?

1) Abandon all hopes of procreation and/or use of the phrase "irl". These will only serve to hinder the slow siphoning of life force from your rectum — A process that all future moderators must undergo before being bestowed the ultimate honor. Your irl is now modship. Your soulmate is now Newgrounds.

2) Refrain from performing actions that might be construed as altruistic, funny, or interesting in any way shape or form. There's nothing interesting about you, you self-possessed ingrate. You live to serve Newgrounds.
3) Perform fellatio on existing mods whenever possible. Geek orgasms are known to produce spurts of goodwill mixed in a colloidal solution with semen during ejaculation. Now you are fully prepared for your tenure as a loyal servant.

4) Drink aforementioned semen solution. While performing this action, post a slew of "witty" emoticons in the hopes of being pegged for modship material.

5) Travel, uninvited, to Newgrounds HQ, located in the unassuming town of Perkasie, Pennsylvania.

6) Enter yourself into the literal circle of sodomy which includes all mods that Newgrounds employs;

7) Fit your folds of perineal flab around the micropenis of the mod to your aft.

8)Place your own micropenis (No girls allowed!) into the crusty, elasticized anus of the mod in front of you.

9) Ejaculate in ecstasy.

10) ????

11) Profit!

Get ejmucated

Tom might take a bribe of $100K or more.

At 4/16/14 03:23 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Somebody make me a mod!

I can handle things! I'm smart!

Why?

At 4/1/14 11:55 AM, MOSFET wrote:

I've signed up, and It's much cheaper than what I had previously with more benefits.

One! Out of how many?

At 4/5/14 12:18 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 4/5/14 05:04 AM, TucoM wrote: I like Penny.

Penny? That bitch.

I see my taste is better than yours....but, to each his own, I guess.

At 4/4/14 10:06 PM, Razefan wrote: What gov would replace the us?

One that isn't owned by Wall Street.

Detoilet.

I like Penny.

How many of you Obama bum-lickers have actually signed up.....and are actually paying the premiums.

Why get rid of the Hellfire? Upgrade it. We've done the same with the AIM-9 (In service since 1956).

At 4/1/14 06:17 AM, Conal wrote: I've just got these scan results. Fuck. My life is over.

Maybe when it's old enough, we can sell it or release it into the wild.

I'm thinking about naming it Rainbow Dash Fawcett, my ex thinks that's a great idea.

You can teach your kid how to spend endless hours on NG.

Big deal. Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden has a T-34/85 and a Supermarine Spitfire.

I saw a surplus MiG-21 for under $75k on the net.

At 3/31/14 12:23 PM, FRAYDO wrote: i would buy a tank given the opportunity. why! if i could find a german tiger tank from the world war ii era i would not hesitate to buy it

The price tag would stop you.

Take your meds.

At 12/11/10 08:20 PM, Warforger wrote:

:The remaining 94% were from other groups (42% from Latinos, 24% from extreme left wing groups, 7% from extremist Jews, :5% from communists, and 16% from all other groups).

Looks like the right-wing extremists are slacking.