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The main thing that would ruin Obama's re-election bid would be $4.50 - $5 / gallon gas.

At 4/11/12 03:20 AM, Synde wrote:

At 4/11/12 02:56 AM, TucoM wrote:

I wonder if any nazis are donating and emailing him

Email, maybe. Donations, not so much. Nazis tend to be unskilled and poor.

At 4/11/12 02:35 AM, gearsofwhore wrote: Zimmer down folks, his lawyers have left him. Hes such a douche had to go talk to hannity and start up his own website asking for money. Hope that prosecutor cooks up a special punishment for him.

Here's his website and only 980

Funny, all this publicity and only 980 hits.

At 4/11/12 01:25 AM, Klobb17 wrote:

At 4/11/12 01:14 AM, Zanthas wrote:

At 4/11/12 01:10 AM, Klobb17 wrote: I couldn't help but notice that curiosity is the number one reason for checking out this topic.

Hehhehhehhehheh... I find that funny.

Why?

Curious? Bi-curious? All that jazz?

It appears my wit is a failure.

I got it.

At 4/11/12 12:54 AM, II2none wrote:

At 4/11/12 12:52 AM, TucoM wrote: I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

They're too busy being delicious to get questioned. :P

I can't argue with such infallible logic.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

At 4/11/12 12:18 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote:

Although it's not hard to tell what type of people would go somewhere filled with booze and smoke where you hoot and throw money at stripping women.

I go to strip clubs and, yes, there are a lot of MMA fans and wannabes hanging out there.

At 4/11/12 12:06 AM, II2none wrote: So in other words, it hasn't changed besides the mods being extremely lenient for the past 2 months.

I wonder what's causing that.

I thought it was an uplifting thread about happiness and joy. I am very disappointed.

At 4/10/12 11:16 PM, djack wrote:

At 4/10/12 11:08 PM, TucoM wrote: I see nothing in bismuthfeldspar's post stating that gladiators had great lives. Only that they were a valuable commodity to their owners.

To their owners? If the gladiator had owners he wasn't a valuable commodity he was a slave and probably died in his first fight with little to no training beforehand. The valuable gladiators were the professional gladiators who had a coach/manager/investor that covered the cost of their training and made a portion of their winnings while the gladiator got the rest. Slaves were also the ones used for recreating battles or simply released as a large group to fight in a free-for-all because they were cheap enough to be killed and replaced. Just because the majority of fights were either between two professional gladiators or one gladiator and a wild animal/slave doesn't mean that the majority of gladiators survived their battles.

Earlier, in the Roman empire, most gladiators were slaves. They were the higher value slaves do to their superior physical attributes. That, and add in the costs of training, good diet, etc. and the owner has made a substantial investment in a gladiator and wants to see some return on his investment.

It's all about the Denaris

At 4/10/12 11:06 PM, RyderOmega wrote: It wouldn't be very practical to send a space craft to the moon once a year to get energy for America for one year. That's a lot of fucking money going to space just for one trip, imagine one every year.

will the space craft be fueled by Helium 3?

A working space elevator would bring space travel costs way down.

At 4/10/12 10:42 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 4/10/12 06:07 AM, bismuthfeldspar wrote: ACTUALLY gladiators rarely died during fights, their owners spent a lot of money training them and didn't want to waste them except in really important events.

ACTUALLY that's a huge generalization.

*saw on a fact on the History channel so gladiators must have had great lives as slaves and all*

I see nothing in bismuthfeldspar's post stating that gladiators had great lives. Only that they were a valuable commodity to their owners.

We could of been back to the moon for less than 10% of the cost of our Iraq goatfuck.

FFM.

I have nearly 1 T of porn on my jump drives.

At 4/10/12 10:12 PM, orpheusftw wrote: so in my health class today we are studying the female body and i noticed girls have buttcracks in the front and as well as the back! how do they go pee if they have two buttcracks? Also when they poopm does poop come out simultaneously through both cracks, because that would make pooping alot harder.

You should consider joining the priesthood.

At 4/10/12 07:59 PM, Wagggs wrote: Definitely Washington D.C. The scenery is beautiful, and the whole city is a history piece. The only downside is that D.C. residents cannot vote.

Amendment XXIII changed that.

At 4/10/12 06:11 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I would live in San Francisco because thats where Eddy is and all the asians.

I hope you know, the NRA is considered a hate group in SF.

I've passed out drunk in every position conceivable in my bed.

Denver, not because I particularly like Denver, but the Rockies are close.

At 4/10/12 06:19 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote:

At 4/10/12 06:15 PM, Shade wrote: New York, the whole idea of being stabbed each time you walk out the door seems intriguing.

I thought NYC is actually one of the safest big cities in America, in terms of violent crimes, up there with Seattle and San Jose.

Giuliani cleaned up NYC.

At 4/10/12 06:12 PM, SnoopyChicken wrote:

At 4/10/12 06:10 PM, TucoM wrote: Do the Pizza Huts in the UK serve beer?

Yeah.

Pizza + Beer = heaven.

Do the Pizza Huts in the UK serve beer?

FTW

At 4/9/12 10:40 PM, Camarohusky wrote:

At 4/9/12 09:12 PM, TucoM wrote: We could have inmates do this to attempt to secure their freedom.

I'm pretty sure that in ratifying the 8th Amendment we decided that this wasn't morally aceptable either.

If it's voluntary on the part of the inmates, it might circumvent the Eighth Amendment.

It's not like Pizza Hut UK is sticking guns up to peoples' heads and making them order those pizzas.

At 4/9/12 08:58 PM, Camarohusky wrote:

At 4/9/12 08:25 PM, TucoM wrote: In gladiator battles, both participants are willing.

I wouldn't deny that. However, as aa society we look down upon the willful killing of another, with some exceptions. Killing for money is not one of those exceptions.

We could have inmates do this to attempt to secure their freedom.

At 4/9/12 08:56 PM, Hancack wrote:

Its not really about COINTELPRO. Its just about how she cant register how major events in the past affects us in the present.

Did she really have to?

At 4/9/12 08:35 PM, Hancack wrote:

Let's not act like COINTELPRO and other things never happened. But anyways am I? I don"t see how.

You need to spend less time worrying about COINTELPRO and more about not fucking up your next decent relationship.

At 4/6/12 01:18 PM, Ericho wrote:

And then he goes and causes the Cold War after already killing millions of his own.

Well, I guess he was right about something.

Anyway, I think it's best to say the USA, UK, and Russia were the most important Allied members. I'm guessing the UK because they were in the war for the longest. Russia and the USA joined in 1941.

Stalin also said something about the UK supplying the time, Russia supplying the blood, and the US supplying the money. Stalin was evil, not stupid.

At 4/9/12 04:31 PM, Camarohusky wrote:

In gladiator battles one person kills another.

In gladiator battles, both participants are willing.

If you read about gladiatorial battles in ancient Rome, most battles did not end in death. Gladiators were too expensive.