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That my friend is a total lie and that is why I am not going to say a answer for it, you actually think NG users will believe that?

Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence, total pawnage, it's better than Gear of War IMO.

I think my best sex ever was doing it with the hottest girl on the planet.... not smashing nails in my testicles...

I congratulate myself and every NG user because WE HAVE PAST THE TEST TO LIVE!!! Woot, we all won the race, if we win we come into the world of danger and fun, if not meh white blood cells will keep you company...<:)

Take all you have in that picture and shoot, smash, explode, throw etc. at your enemies.

Air guitar is cool, my brother has this National Geographic Channel Magazine and he likes so much Heavy Metal he started screaming when he saw the "Air Guitar" it was the first interesting thing in that crap Magazine.

You just noticed that now? I noticed when I was like 8.

I was just looking at the Secret Theater on my MGS3 and I saw this . Raiden is a total dumb ass, watch it, it makes me laugh so hard.

One Good Reason
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

Everybody likes noobs, it's what makes the higher rank people not feel like shit. YOU HATE NOOB NATION!? Go rape yourself.

Noobs Unite!!! >:(

I used to threaten my computer, that if it doesn't work I'll get a lamp to rape it and I would throw it off a 100 story building.

And it always worked!

I would be stuck reading History books...

HOLY SHIT! That thing almost made me throw my laptop across the room, my laptop was connected these REALLY loud speakers, then the fucking scream made me jump.

I would give it a 5... but I'm the dark kind of person, so sorry! 0.

Oh thanks man I really appreciate the help. Someone lock this then.

You call those signatures? Dude I just got Photo shop and I make better signatures than you, wow you must have brain washed people to make them say they like the signatures you make.

OK so I got Photoshop CS2 like a week ago and for days I tried doing a signature all by myself without tutorials AT ALL, my first one was the one I have right now on Newgrounds, but the thing I can't do is freaking making a border, how do you do it?

I woke up today at 7:38 Eastern Time Zone and got dressed for school, I then dragged myself on the floor to where my backpack was and I stuffed it up with papers and books.

I then put on my shoes and opened the door and went outside.

Ok then I got to school and blah blah blah, if I tell you everything that happened I would spend hours typing it up.

After school ended the whole class screamed and rushed out the door, and me, well I was kind of tired from the fucking 10 page essay we had to do because fucking half the class doesn't do anything and the teacher punishes us all.

I bought myself some Lays chips and got home. No one was there so I turned on my Playstation 2 and inserted "Metal gear Solid 3: Disc 2 Persistence" and went online and made a game that lasted for hours because I leave my PS2 on so other people could play.

After that I started working on my 4 projects due in 3 damn days. I finished half of one.

It was 4 something now and I had nothing to do so I got on my laptop, and went to some forums.

I then remembered a forum that banned me, so I changed my IP Adress and made I think about 13 accounts and started flaming them, the dumb asses didn't even have e-mail validation.

And now I'm posting on the BBS.

Lays BBQ. Or maybe Pizza, yes the deliciousness... mmmm....

I don't think you come on the BBS a lot because 90% of all the responses are going to be something stupid like " RAOP HEER!!!" " JUT FUK HER!!" "Have sex with her idiot", but some people like myself don't do that, maybe try to call a few friends over too so there is no awkward silence, I hate it when that happens, so the fun will always go on because your friends will back you up and you always have something to talk about.

Yes Pizza Lovers Unite! We should make a Club lol, anyways whoever doesn't like Pizza... well I don't care.

Just go rot in hell.

Well you should the the bathrooms in my School, Oh my god, I just want to shoot the people that use it, as soon as you step foot on the bathroom the stench of piss reaches your nose, it is so strong this kid once fell on the floor, shit is all over the floor smeared by toilet paper... your is better compared to mine, now all my friends and me run all the way to the basement bathroom that the janitor uses, he's my Dads friend so he let's us use it.

People want to beat the shit out of us for that lol. :P

9/10 How can you mistreat the most powerful weapon against women?! ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Um yeah nice teacher, mine curses in front of every student, like " Ah shit." and " Oh damn you bitch." And she has a pierced tounge.

Yeah, after you go to the point where she let's you touch her... well you know what to do.

Rape her... but don't kill her after.