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Response to: A new test to see if you're gay Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

At 4/23/08 09:23 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote: I see a stone bird puking....

so, do I win?

Stop trying to win the game.

Oh and I'm gay.

Response to: It's Simon's birthday! Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

He signed up a long time ago, so that must mean he's cool.

Gotta' be friends with cool people! Happy birthday Simon!

Response to: Funny names for a bar or club Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Your Mom.

Response to: bully problem Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Grab his....

No, just cock smack him.

Response to: Do you find me interesting? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

hai thar, who r u agin?

Response to: Newgrounds myspace. Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

At 4/23/08 08:29 PM, TOEZ wrote: I don't like MySpace. Sorry.

You pretty much summed it all up for all of NG.

Response to: Smart Bbs? Posted April 23rd, 2008 in General

Smart and BBS don't go together.

NEVAR go together.

Response to: Witty Insults Posted April 21st, 2008 in General

At 4/21/08 07:31 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: I wish your parents had never met.

I say that alot.

Is there no end to your good taste?

Response to: Witty Insults Posted April 21st, 2008 in General

At 4/21/08 07:29 PM, AbstractPathologist wrote: You're fat.

No, copy and paste helped me.

Witty Insults Posted April 21st, 2008 in General

1.

Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger there.
2.

You're good looking in a way, away off.
3.

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
4.

When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.
5.

You look like a professional blind date.
6.

Don't you ever get tired of having you around?
7.

I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.
8.

Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed.
9.

I know you have to be somebody, but why do you have to be you?
10.

If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.
11.

You think you're a wit, and you're probably half right.
12.

Why don't you go blow your brains out, you've got nothing to lose.
13.

I like you, I have no taste, but I like you.
14.

I'd like to say I'm glad you're here; I'd like to say it.
15.

If there's ever a price on your head, take it.
16.

You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
17.

Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there.
18.

If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
19.

I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
20.

I'm not going to get into a battle of wits with you; I never attack anyone who's unarmed.
21.

Is your family happy, or do you go home at night?
22.

You're someone who would make a perfect stranger.
23.

Let's go some place were we can each be alone.
24.

My I have the pleasure of you absents?
25.

You have an open mind, and a mouth to match.
26.

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them.
27.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.
28.

I like you better the more I see you less.
29.

You're something that someone would only meet in a nightmare.
30.

I wish your parents had never met.
31.

The sooner I never see you again, the better it'll be for both of us when we meet.
32.

You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways.
33.

There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
34.

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?
35.

Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride.
36.

You've got a great personality, but not for a human being.
37.

I enjoy talking to you, my mind needs a rest.
38.

If you ever need a friend, you'll have to get a dog.
39.

You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.
40.

There's enough people in this world who hate you, without you working so hard to get another one.
41.

Thank you; we're all challenged by your unique point of view.
42.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
43.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
44.

I will always cherish the initial misconception I had about you.
45.

How about never? Is never good for you?
46.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
47.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
48.

I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works.
49.

You do serve at least one useful purpose in life, as a horrible example.
50.

You've got more talent in your little finger than you have in your big finger.
51.

I'm busy now; can I ignore you some other time?
52.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
53.

Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?
54.

It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
55.

Don't say things like that; it just makes you sound stupid. In fact, don't talk at all. It just makes you sound stupid.
56.

Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?
57.

I would probably find you more interesting had I studied psychology.
58.

You're not being sensitive, I really don't like you.
59.

You're good, being gone.
60.

If I've said anything to offend you, I mean it.
61.

I would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand.
62.

Is there no beginning to your good taste?
63.

One good thing about you, you're easy to ignore.
64.

Why do you get up in the morning?
65.

You're a person of rare intelligence; it's rare when you show any.
66.

Hey, I'm sorry, I'm not being rude; it's just that you don't matter.
67.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me.
68.

I wish we were better strangers.
69.

Why do you have to be that way, you seemed normal until I got to know you?
70.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
71.

You are no longer beneath my contempt.
72.

Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?
73.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
74.

So tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
75.

I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your conversation.
76.

Don't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less.
77.

You're having delusions of competence.

This'll help those poor 11 year olds that can't say anything besides fuk u.

Response to: Can I Run Assassins Creed? Posted April 13th, 2008 in Video Games

I'm guessing I can....?

Can I Run Assassins Creed?

Can I Run Assassins Creed? Posted April 13th, 2008 in Video Games

I'm downlo- waiting for it to come.

I want to run it smoothly at low. I don't give a shit about fancy graphics.

%u2022 Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
%u2022 NVIDIA GeForce 8600GT SLI
%u2022 3GB of DDR2 memory
%u2022 Burns DVDs and CDs
%u2022 Windows Vista Home Premium

System Requirements Lab said I can run it smoothly while maxed out, but they aren't always right.

Response to: New york, here I come!! Posted March 30th, 2008 in General

Too bad I'm in Queens. You'll never get to see my beautiful face.

Response to: I'm giving this account back. Posted March 30th, 2008 in General

Did I miss something while I was gone?

Response to: Zombie Types Posted March 30th, 2008 in General

The only zombie I know is the one from Half Life. >=(

Response to: photoshop 98-yr old man Posted March 30th, 2008 in General

At 3/30/08 09:26 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: What's with the shitty threads everyday?

I fix'd it for it.

Response to: Modorator request Posted March 30th, 2008 in General

At 3/30/08 09:45 PM, stanni wrote:
At 3/30/08 09:43 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: That's a fucking carbon copy of NG.
Errr, ye.... you must be on NG so much the layout has burnt into your eyes, it's nothing like NG

The sections are almost the same as the ones we have here. Get some fucking originality.

Response to: Modorator request Posted March 30th, 2008 in General

That's a fucking carbon copy of NG.

Response to: FPS help? Posted March 26th, 2008 in General

Get Americas Army OR the much much better choice, Counter Strike Source.

Response to: My Life sux0rs. Posted March 26th, 2008 in General

At 3/26/08 02:44 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Kill yourself.

/thread

Response to: I destroyed the kitty krew! Posted March 25th, 2008 in General

I would hardly call that hacking.

Response to: Secession Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

At 3/24/08 06:55 PM, x-Exodus-X wrote: Who lives in Montana anyway?

GAY people. :O

Response to: Website steals N64'S logo. Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

This is the internet you know.

Response to: any one else noticed... Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

You'll always have the good and the bad ones.

Response to: Scooby Doo is on Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

I remember when I was around 5 and actually got scared by Scooby Doo.

Response to: Your best thread? Posted March 24th, 2008 in General

I think around 6 or 7 pages where I made up a story of losing my 5 pieces of Exodia.

Response to: g00ns hack ZB and Invision Free Posted March 22nd, 2008 in General

At 3/22/08 10:26 PM, x-Exodus-X wrote:
At 3/22/08 10:19 PM, Dog-meat wrote: I read their about us page, and from what they say NG is a huge target... I hope we don't have to worry about it.
No, they won't attack Newgrounds. It doesn't say anything like that. A lot of them like it anyways.

Who says they can't? And don't give me the Newgrounds is un-hackable bullshit.

Response to: g00ns hack ZB and Invision Free Posted March 22nd, 2008 in General

At 3/22/08 09:11 PM, KemCab wrote: I'm joining g00ns.

I should have long ago, but still.

My name is Flufeeh on their board, I saw your topic.

Response to: g00ns hack ZB and Invision Free Posted March 22nd, 2008 in General

At 3/22/08 08:59 PM, Pingo-Five wrote: meanwhile vbulletin is safe and sound

This is why everything that's free sucks ass.