Fuck the world, I'll be dead by then anyway.

I like their song Next Contestant and Photograph but not very much. I always thought Next Contestant would be cool to make a music video for.

At 12/7/09 06:05 PM, crapatflash wrote: No USB output? what the fuck is it, a rock? get a better damn modem. no usb output... what idiotic company designed that?

It's a Dynalink RTA132OE I know it's fucking annoying, but it came free with the broadband. At least it's ADSL2+.

None of these pictures have really impressed me so far...

So the modem that I have for broadband only has one Ethernet output and no USB output meaning that I can only have the modem plugged into wither the Xbox or the Computer not both at the same time. I have 2 Ethernet cables which I always leave plugged in to each thing and just unplug one cord from the modem to plug in the other, not using one cord for both things. Is it possible to get an Ethernet splitter or something so I can have 2 Ethernet cables plugged into the modem at once, or do I have to get a new modem with more Ethernet outputs?

Eternity is not a word, it's a sentence.

Think about what that means.

Blizzard should make another MMO that isn't nerdy and expensive. I'd like to see a skating MMO with just a huge world that you can skate around and talk to people and make gangs and basically everything you do in WoW but in skate form. Except I don't think you would have 2 sides like Horde and Alli- whatever it was called, because how would they fight? They could have freestyle matches or races or something. And things like as you level up you unlock more clothes and boards and tricks and you learn to jump higher or go faster etc.

I don't see the point of having Halo in it but a a Prototype style game with zombies might be a little fun.

Good luck trying to make an Xbox 360 game all by yourself.

I googled "cock jokes".

Yes because all my friends live here and I go to school here. I do have the option to move about 30 minutes away from the town I live in now but I don't want to because I've lived here my whole life and want to keep living here because I know everyone here.

Haha, you know for all this shit us Kiwi's get from those Aussies at least we know we own them in gaming. For those who don't know, New Zealand is a small country next to Australia, and we have pretty much the same rivalry the way USA has with Canada. I rented out LFD2 the other day not only to play it but o see if it was all gory and had melee weapons or not, and it did! So I guess that means that our government doesn't share the same retarded views as theirs.

But seriously Aussie needs to chill the fuck out. There's an actual reason they put ratings on games so that parents don't let their kids play these kinda games. All they're doing is pissing off their country and leading themselves into unemployment by being voted out by all the angry gamers.

If I lived in Aussie I'd do a fucking protest just like how all those bikers (including my Dad) did a protest to NZ parliament when they thought they could get away with raising motorbike registration from $250 to $800. Did they really think those bikers would be too dumb to notice?

Government is getting too fucking Christian IMO.

At 12/1/09 08:27 AM, Nein wrote: They're all so plain.
Try something that's unique and pertains to you alone.

Also, I love you if you mean Carpe Diem->Seize the Day->STD

Yes that's exactly what I mean and fuck we didn't realize it could be an acronym for STD.

Guess I should have known better than to ask Newgrounds...

So I've recently started a Heavy Metal band with my friends called "Carpe Diem" and I want to come up with a name I want to use when I'm playing simply so it will sound cooler and my real name just doesn't sound right. I've come up with a few names but can't decide but also don't know if they're good names.

Tricky - I don't know why but I've always sort of liked evil clowns and stuff a little. As Tricky I'd wear a top hat, spray my hair green (not dye, it's long btw) and have a clown style line going down from eyes.

Legend - A little boastful, kinda suggesting I'm a legendary guitarist, I'm just above average right now, I'm no Jimi Hendrix.

Iron-head - Got it from Metal head. Get it?

Shredder - As in shredding on a guitar.

That's about all I got right now, if you think of all those names are gay then suggest one. But my favorite 2 are Tricky and Legend, I'm asking you guys coz it's better if I'm told what names are better instead of going by my own instinct and choosing one I like but others don't,

Also is it's anything we don't play hardcore Death Metal we play Heavy with a little Thrash, sort of Metallica style and I'm the lead guitarist.

Taco.

Usually when I can't sleep to the point of about 4 hours until school after that it becomes too late to go to sleep as your body can usually only get a minimum amount of sleep without being shaken awake. So I just take a shit load of Monster Energy drink and then go to sleep early the next night so I wake up early etc and set myself on a good sleep pattern.

Rig raped you with his ban stick.

I hate being single, I like txting my girlfriend each day and cuddling up with her as we watch a movie, being able to turn to her when I need comfort, having someone who I can care for and who trusts me and knows I will protect her someone who always makes me smile or cry with her, someone who I'm always happy to be with and never afraid to share my feelings with...

and then there's the sex

iPod?

Well... fuck you too then.

i think...?

What the fuck are you waiting for and beat him up! One thing I would never do is hit a girl. Only cowards and pathetic losers hit girls, there's nothing manly or cool about it. I've wanted to hit girls before yeah like my last girlfriend I really wanted to punch but I didn't because I'm not like that, no man should ever hit a girl, unless you're getting mugged or beaten up by one lol.

Last year my sister's boyfriend punched her and gave her a black eye so I hunted him down and broke his nose and dislocated his jaw. And a few months back my girlfriend's brother beat her up so I hunted him down too. He was about my size so I got a black eye from the fight but I punched out one of his teeth and cracked one of his ribs.

Sure, this being Newgrounds I doubt everyone will believe me but it's the truth, any guy who harms a close female friend or family member of mine is going to fucking pay and you should do the same. If you're not a fighter then use a blunt weapon, not a knife or a gun. And why the fuck shouldn't you use a weapon? He hit a fucking girl, that's even worse than beating him up with a weapon. You can't let this asshole get away with hurting your sister like this.

Bought AC2 a few days ago and fucking love it. I love the new story especially, how you start as a simple boy who becomes an assassin to avenge your father and brothers. What I really hated about the first one was how repetitive it was. All you would really do is be given a target, investigate, then kill him and repeat, with AC2 you actually go through a story that really captures me while AC1 didn't really make me want to keep playing it. Still a few minor bugs in the way of graphics but still very good face animation and free running animation.

I just saw this video by Pamela Anderson about KFC torturing chickens. It's a little but NSFW so watch at your own risk, however I don't think it has images of headless chickens and stuff.

https://secure.peta.org/site/Advocacy?cm d=display&page=UserAction&id=1810&c=kfcs uba1109&s_src=padba

Is this actually real? If it is then the SPCA needs to get in there and stop it. Don't shut down KFC or anything, also just be aware I'm not vegetarian or anything because I know that humans are omnivores who are supposed to eat meat, but I just don't get how they can be allowed to do this to the chickens in the slaughterhouses. They should kill them before they boil their feathers off.

BTW I'm not gonna stop eating KFC lol.

At 11/19/09 07:20 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: My parents heard me do much worse than curse. I had a crappy headset for the 360, so I had to basically yell to talk to people. I can't even begin to list the things I said.

My parents never did say anything, but my older sister told me she could hear me.

What are you 12??

I swear quite a bit and my parents don't care. My Dad swears and my Mum doesn't swear often but she doesn't care if I do, I'm 15 btw. My Dad is atheist like me but my Mum is kinda superstitious, and me and Dad both know that swear words were only made as swear words because the Christians were trying to get rid of other languages so they made it that saying those words would send you to hell. Cunt and Fuck really did mean those things before they became "taboo".

Fucking Christians.

I actually ONLY wear jeans. Either that or board shorts at the beach. And I don't wear blue jeans they look fucking gay, my jeans are black or very dark blue as all my shirts are black and dark colous.

I'm not goth/emo I'm a Metal-head so I wear Metallica and Iron Maiden shirts, which are obviously dark colors.

Sure I'll use the hand held shower head thingy to rinse under my cockles and stuff but never to actually squirt into my anus.

You're boasting about a peck on the cheek? Haha wow obvious troll.

Wait until she slips you the tongue, you'll probably jizz your pants.

i did

At 11/19/09 12:48 PM, MEgapopsicle wrote:

At 11/19/09 12:34 PM, Obvious-M wrote: I'd do it incase the disc gets messed up a bit, so you can always still play it. :)

You obviously don't know what I'm talking about, when you install a game to your hard drive you still need the disc to play it, that prevent people from doing things like renting a game then installing it so they don't have to buy it.

At 11/19/09 12:48 PM, MEgapopsicle wrote:

yeah thats why I did it

/Sarcasm?

At 11/19/09 04:39 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: Death Wish
Bat Blood
My Soul Shall Not Depart
Bury My Flames
Silent Midnight
My Head Rests With Anger
My Voice is Death
Revolution Murder
His Heart, The Apocalypse
My Knife Will Guide You

Those sound more like names for songs than bands...

I've always liked the idea of naming a band Carpe Diem which is a common latin phrase meaning "Seize the day" or "Live life to the fullest".

Some more names.

Shredderz (Guitar players)
Overload
Ironheads
Headache (you'd get a headache from head banging to the thrash metal so much)
Heavy Steel
Brutality
Pumping Iron
Satan's Bitches/league/army/pawns
The Devil's Demand
Frets
Blood Beats
Implosion
Dizzy Destruction
Legend
Metal Myth
Thrashing Death

If you sort of like these names I came up with PM and I'll give you some more. I've been in a few bands and I love Metal music so I'll help you out.

My full name is Malcolm William Gregory Gerald Colledge. I have no idea why but my parents decided to give me 3 middle names.

Malcolm is also a pretty rare name, I know absolutely nobody else called Malcolm, apart from famous people but I've never met a person called Malcolm. If you want you can make the Malcolm character also have the 3 middle names but I request you don't use my last name (Colledge).

At 11/19/09 12:49 AM, chubbthehippo wrote: That a sizeable portion of Newgrounds is made up of nerds. Nerds.
I know. It's disgusting.
Now see here, I want all of you, you nerds, to come out. Come out of hiding right now. Come on, put away your Space Wars dolls and your Dungeons & Dinosaurs, and come out where I can see you.
I won't hurt you...

IT'S A TRAP!!