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I am going through the weirdest trip ever right now. I just smoked about three dimes worth of kush,

I feel like I'm God, and I'm on a mission somewhere, I'm having pretty lucid hallucinations and everything seem more cinamatically

And I have the longest deja vu in my mom's room.

Don't even know if I'm really posting this or not.

But hey, anyone wanna talk about their extra special highs?

I torture neighbors with my dick.

I took real boxing for a while. Taught me how to fight better and my arms hurt like hell afterward, but I didn't feel like I had been working out too much.
Also did wrestling in highschool those workouts were pretty intense, I regret not having taken them more seriously.

Yeah, I would do it.
As long as I get the anus.

If this thread gets no replies, then I will kill myself, without fail.

I can't understand you, your mouth is full of cock.

I think you might be half right. The only thing I'm reading it bitchbitchbitchbitch moanmoanmoanmoan.

At 8/3/10 04:58 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/3/10 04:09 PM, Trisors wrote: I'm teh turd burglar

Oh quiet. You are completely unoriginal and don't have an original thought in your head. I bet you vote Democrap or something.

Herp derp, you're so funny. Is this your last word? Couldn't think of anything to justify your pseudo pedo motives for defending this 12 year old slut?

And no, TropicalParadise isn't a slut. And if she is, you have no grounds for that remark at least because you don't know. You are just a 4chan troll and nothing more.

Yes she is a slut. Defending her wont make her think you're any more attractive and sleep with you.

At 8/3/10 03:58 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/3/10 03:50 PM, Trisors wrote: More stupid shit

Right, harassing an 11 year old is just so funny and calling someone a pedophile for calling the 4chan losers for what they are makes me a pedo, right.

Maybe you wouldn't be a pedophile if you stopped vigorously defending an 11 year old slut. Keep calling them losers, that'll stop them. You're making a difference. Just kidding, all you're doing is bitching.

Yeah, calling up death threats is the most hilarious thing ever.

Ever do it and have someone react to it? It's hilarious.

Frankly I don't give a damn what you say,

Really? You sure have a funny way of showing you don't care.

you're just another moron

You're very mature.

that thinks he's being cute by acting like a jackass.

Herp derp you're a fag.

Go get a girlfriend, or boyfriend

Yeah, that's a great argument to make. "Get a girlfriend."
You're so original. I think you're forgetting what you were trying to do. Not that you were doing it well.

instead of wasting your time making an 11 year old miserable.

And defending a slutty 11 year old is a good use of your time.

I also like how, in your silly little pedo accusation, you didn't bother to mention that you pissed me off badmouthing TropicalParadise who I'm positive isn't an 11 year old girl. You're acting like a whiny defensive bitch.

You must have some whore defending complex.
She may not be an 11 year old, but she's a slut all the same.
I love how you're calling me a whiny defensive bitch. Point fingers at everyone else but yourself, cast blame everywhere else, you wont look stupid.

At 8/3/10 03:56 PM, Machop90 wrote:

At 8/3/10 03:16 PM, Trisors wrote: NewGrounds is always shit. It users are full of unfunny and unoriginality, it's full of homoerotic humor

Yeah, last time I checked, you're a Newgrounds user, and seem unfunny, unoriginal, and act like a twelve year old.

Haha, yeah I act like a twelve year old. Says the guy named after a Pokemon going around everyone's userpages posting super hilarious comments in ALL CAPS.

At 8/3/10 03:36 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

At 8/3/10 03:31 PM, Trisors wrote: Stupid Shit

First of all, don't call any user on here a bitch like that and leave TropicalParadise alone.

She is a bitch and I will call any other user a bitch if I see fit. Eat a dick.

You don't know what the hell you are talking about.

No, no I'm pretty sure I do.

I'm not white knighting anyone,

Yes you are. An annoying 12 year old, too.
Closet pedo.

The 4chan bitches are more immature than she is because they don't know how to ignore her.

It's not a matter of being immature. They're doing it because it's fun.
But I bet you know a lot about being mature, referring to renaming everything I said "Stupid shit."
Very mature of you.

No, calling in death threats isn't funny at all.

Yes it is.

Yes, saying stuff like "I'll fuck till I bleed" is a cry for attention.

No. It's being slutty. A slutty 12 year old. Not a cry for help.

I'm not one of those hippies that throw the word around.

You've been throwing it around more than your mother throws around orgasms.

As a victim of child abuse I know what it's like and I recognize the symptoms.

Obviously your parents didn't hit you hard enough if you're talking about. They should hit you harder next time.

If you weren't stuck behind a computer trying to defend the actions of a bunch of losers with no lives you might get it.

And if you weren't stuck behind a computer trying to defend the actions of a slutty annoying 12 year old maybe you wouldn't look so ridiculous.

At 8/3/10 11:43 AM, TropicalParadise wrote: Well if I think about what I was like when I was 13, I was slutting about on the internet. Posting pictures of myself in a bikini and generally being annoying.

We aren't going to stop having fun just because you're a slut.

I wasn't a bitch,

Yes you were. Still are, too.

My sister? She had her issues growing up too.

We don't care that your sister was also a slut.

And we had good parents!

And you still managed to fuck up. Bravo.

I can't imagine what it would have been like if we had stupid parents to beat us.

You should have had parents who beat you.

In five years, she will have adjusted. And she hasn't by then, then you can start ragging on her. But for now, I think she's had enough.

No, I think I'll continue "ragging" on her now, thanks.

At 8/3/10 02:54 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:

The internet is too full of ignorant losers like the ones on 4chan to just ignore things that don't really bother them.

Haha, calling the people at 4chan losers when you're the one white knighting a bitchy 12 year old.
And, is this really bothering you?

The girl needs help,

And she's getting it. A lesson in life she is sure to receive from this.

and ignoring her would work just fine for the 4chan community but instead they acted completely out of line.

You know why they're doing that? Because it's funny.

I get she's annoying,

Then what the hell is the problem here?

Most girls who act slutty over the internet usually are doing it as cries for attention.

Or maybe she's just slutty? A direct quote from her: "I fuck till' I bleed"
She's just misunderstood.

I can guarantee you that she is beaten by her parents

Obviously they aren't beating her hard enough.

which isn't funny at all.

It's pretty funny.

I don't like to throw around the "cries for help" thing,

Could have fooled me.

but that's what she was doing.

Or maybe she's just being slutty.

At 8/3/10 07:25 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 8/3/10 07:23 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 8/3/10 07:18 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/b/

Sounds right. It's like Newgrounds is turning more and more into a club for people who blew their brains out but never realised it.

More like Newgrounds is turning more and more into a club for people who make me want to blow my brains out.

Please don't get my hopes up.
NewGrounds is always shit. It users are full of unfunny and unoriginality, it's full of homoerotic humor
and "regular" cock sucking fests.
A little bit of 4chan humor can't hurt.

At 8/3/10 12:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: The principal walked in and was like "what are you two doing in here?"

I will leave it at that

Whoa, you and that other guy must've been really embarrassed, huh?

I have so many.

1st grade teacher, me and this one kid were showing each other our Pokemon cards, and I had a holographic Machamp card, I took it out to show him and she comes up behind me, snatches it, and doesn't give it back. I never got it back.

1st grade again. We went on some stupid field trip to watch these two failures preform Rumplestiltskin.
Then we had these sick ass cupcakes some kid's mom baked, there were plenty to go around. Chocolate and Vanilla. I wanted a vanilla one, and she said some shit about me talking during the play and told me I couldn't have one.

1st grade, this one took a nap, and she was all like "Nah, you don't have to wake him up. It's fine." a few days later, I was tired, thought it'd be cool if I took a nap too. I wake up, and she's over me, with some note for my mother for sleeping, tapping her toe and everything.

I fucking hated her.

Also, you guys remember cursing at your teacher? God, didn't it just feel liberating?

At 8/3/10 11:38 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: The doctors keep telling me to stop doing pushups because they keep breaking their fingers on my abs.

Push ups =/= Ab workout.

At 8/3/10 11:59 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Let's all go out for steak and ice cream!

I need to know. Where is your sig from?

At 8/2/10 09:57 PM, haybaybee wrote:

At 8/2/10 06:31 PM, sharingankakashi13 wrote:

At 8/2/10 06:12 PM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: I don't know. Some bar (BBS) slut that nobody really knows?

Haybaybee, most likely.

You don't even know me, so kill yourself. Please.

No, he has a point. It does sound like something you'd do.

At 8/2/10 06:08 PM, HighWay wrote: Wade is actually a really nice guy to talk to irl, I've heard.

Because he can't pull that tough-guy shit in real.
Judging by his build, if he tried to talk like he talks to people here in real life, he'd get his shit kicked.

Is it me or is Shauna a cunt?

At 8/1/10 05:56 PM, JKiloEcho wrote: Less antifreeze, moar making sense please.

Maplestory ad.
It's seriously on every page.

At 8/1/10 06:29 AM, ryanson209 wrote: Guess who's opening for them on this grandest of tours?

His eyes....
I hope you're joking.

What happens if you go with the bad choices?
I.E. Do I get to see some 3D tits?

At 8/1/10 03:53 AM, DarkMatter2 wrote: hmmmm, maybe we could build a giant ugly monument that makes everyone extremely turned off.

Where would we get enough iron to build a statue of your mother?

At 6/27/10 06:54 AM, Aigis wrote: "Hey. I like you, and you like me. Let's do Mexican."

Are you suggesting they have a three way with a Mexican?

Attempt to rape her, if it turns consensual, she likes you.

I went to sleep at 10 and woke up at 3:15.

Fuckin' miracles.

I find that sometimes when I pull an all nighter I have more energy in the early morning. I didn't sleep at all yesterday, and I had the energy to go for a run at 7:20 am.

You did exactly what the situation called for.
Be proud.

At 9/28/09 09:46 PM, o0-0o wrote: That ass should be sentenced to fight Kimbo Slice so that Kimbo can avenge his fellow hobo.

Kimbo Slice couldn't fight his was out of a paper bag.