At 11/22/09 08:22 AM, Greenskullkid wrote: what would you do.

I would just suck it up and go to school all day. Anything to not come home tired.

At 11/20/09 05:20 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Who wants to have sex with girls anyways?

Healthy guys often do. You should read about it.

I bed she payed him to kill himself so she could get in the news again with her crashed tour bus.

You should think about what your parents said to you when they grounded you. Debate with yourself on the terms and grounds of your grounding, until you either get depressed, suffer horribly and probably die; or just realize how bad a boy you have become and improve.

At 11/20/09 04:58 PM, DaboyzofWexford wrote:

At 6/20/09 06:41 AM, Juggaloanimations wrote: I OUGHTTA FUCKING KILL MYSELF AND TAKE FUCKING INTERSCOPE WITH ME!!!! WANNABE BITCH!!!!FUCK!!!!!!DAMN IT ALL IS DAMNED TO FUCKING HELL!!!!

FUCK YOU!
i liek eminemz

What are we turning into, newgrounds?

Well, not me.

Once again proven that sometimes people fail when they try to lose weight.

We're so horrible, guys.

It's simple physics that you need flash to make flash.

At 11/20/09 05:08 AM, REDSPADES wrote: And it was AWESOME!

And I thought you were one of the few sane people here.

They'd have a cockfight until one starts crying. Winner takes all.

At 11/20/09 01:46 PM, Kornonapiska wrote: Twilight is fail

Wooooooh! Someone's gonna kill you now!

At 11/20/09 01:09 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: What do?

Take purse, remove nature-based products, smoke weed, yoink money, fap into wallet, rub in her face.

Funnily enough, they make the cans bigger than usual drink cans are to make you believe it will actually work.

"Fucking" - Austria.

Actually, the movie "2012" is believed to be the cure to wrongly taken anti-depressants.

At 11/13/09 09:19 PM, Facepalmer wrote: She beckoned me over to her table a couple minutes later and asked me if I liked her. I was sweating and kinda nervous, so I just ran away. Is there any better way I could've handled this?

Yes, you could have answered.

There will never be an NG chat, dumbass. They're just using that button for next year's fake-working-chat april fools joke.

I'd prefer suicides being a bit less messy, at least when I'd see them. But I guess some chainsaw-limb tearing.

That's incredibly cute and touching.

At 11/13/09 11:00 AM, citricsquid wrote: I once called a girl fat in front of 25 people and she cried.

Good job.

You should have also called her flat.

At 11/14/09 02:46 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Holy shit.

Prince of Persia
What do I need to say?

Only that I'm going to see that the instant it comes out.

As soon as it's not too crowded anymore.

Oh, fabulous! I'm buying one of those, finally I'll have an excuse not to shave.

You're constantly occupied with a talking machine which you can fuck.

At 11/13/09 01:01 AM, SweetZombiiJesus wrote: I'm gonna be in the next Twilight movie...

This makes you fail insanely hard already. Too hard for me to even continue reading.

not as that bitch Edward. Just an extra

Double fail.

Dang, they should just make a lens that makes every inanimate object invisible.

I.e.: clothes.

Aliens are known to have a certain disliking in pork.

I always use lot's to stop a mess from happening.

At 11/12/09 03:04 PM, BabiesAteMyDingo wrote: so they'd have to wake up at 7 in the morning or earlier to be sad enough to want a 'mid-night account'.

7 in the morning isn't so bad to go for record holder.

Yes, exactly. Who will be the first cool guy to make himself the first 2010 Newgrounds account? I'd like to know how many people are racing for it and planning it to click that submit key as soon as midnight strikes.

At 11/10/09 08:08 PM, Bundeswehr wrote:

caps not

I noticed.

And lol'd.

This is one of those threads that makes me wish for real life "mods" every Christmas again.

Really, really badly.