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At 3/17/09 05:51 PM, SCUD14 wrote: I'm sirtom93, twisted sirtom93.

Epic win.

That is all.

At 3/17/09 05:40 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 3/17/09 05:36 PM, marcusp3 wrote:
Fucking hell, can't you skim it at least? TL;DR has been posted.

I'm sorry I just don't care that much, if you're not smart enough to summarize it in a sentence equal in length to the one you already posted I really have nothing else to say.

A TL;DR has been posted, if you can't be asked to go find it then that's your problem. Now either shut up and go away, or read the damned TL;DR and make posts that are relevant.

This goes for anyone else as well. I'm going to start banning people for psoting ' wut is happeneing here lulz!' from this point on. It's been summed up at least 4 times to my recollection.

At 3/17/09 05:38 PM, SevenSeize wrote: NOBODY COULD FREAKIN PINCH ME, NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we pinch you just because we want to?

Democracy Muffins:

Muffins thata re given out to people when they vote.

This is how my University gets people to vote in the Student Union elections. Chocolatey muffin shaped bribery.

Discuss.

Also hai guyz ^_^

So my University newpaper has a section called ' Three Word Review' where they, ironically enough, post a three word review of a film. This weeks review was of Watchmen, which I might add I actually enjoyed when I went to see it, though the sex scene on archie was jsut painful.

The review consisted of the following three words:

Giant Blue Penis.

A greater review has never been written in the history of man.

Cockjoke!

At 3/17/09 01:39 PM, Lizzardis wrote: Ah yeah OK. I can agree with that. It could be useful in the long run, however, it may just make a hell of a lot more parody threads! Haha!

Eh, as long as they're amusing parody threads are fine. If not, then bans for the people who make and post in them.

* Gets out Ban hammer and flexes e-muscles*

At 3/17/09 01:36 PM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: Wait, you were gonna ban us? But you love us... Right?

If by love you mean such a strong sense of malicious hatred that it comes back round and turns into feelings of attraction....then yes. Yes I do.

At 3/17/09 01:33 PM, Lizzardis wrote: And the thread gets bigger and bigger. can we just drop this thread already? I mean he has been taken into custody that's great!

Now shouldn't we just leave this thread alone now?

'Cause Wade said to leave the thread open, and until he says otherwise, or locks it himself, us mods aren't goin to contradict him. It could still prove useful for soemthing. Besides better all the shit be here than spread all over the BBS. This way its easier to manage.

I was going to lock this and ban you all for being douche's and taking the piss out of a potentially serious situation...but then I saw Koopas and laughed.

As logna s this continues to be funny I'll elt you all live.

Hugs and Kisses,

TNT

You're kidding me right? EVERYONE has heard of the Smiths. They're shit in my opinion, but are one of the msot influential bands to come out of the 80's.

At 3/17/09 01:22 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: The BBC Norfolk site has nothing on the case; to be honest I doubt there will be anyway. It's not like the stupid ginger actually hurt anyone.

Depends on what sort of newsday it is. If its a slow one it might make the local Norfolk news or something of the sort. It would almost certainly make the local newspapers, so it might be worth keepign track of the papers in that area for the next few days or so.

Nonetheless, let the circlejerk about saving the day continue.

w00t! NG CIRCLEJERK FTW!

Seriously though, props to the people thata ctually helped with this. Two mega thumbs up from me.

At 3/14/09 08:26 AM, BurstFilmsCrew wrote: If this thread will get locked I'll cut off my testicals.

Hope you have the knife ready then...

I posted this in the Birmingham meet up thread but I'll psot it here as well.

I'm no longer going to be able to make it on Saturday guys. My apologies but real life has got in the way and needs to be dealt with. It's nothing major in the sense that I'm npt phsyically harmed or anything like that I'm just knocked for 6 so to speak.

Have fun, and I'll try and make the next meet up where hopefully shit won't be flying in my face. = (

Yeah... bad news guys. I'm afraid that I'm now no longer able to make it. Some stuff's come up that's a wee bit personal and I don;t wanna go into it on a public forum, but the short end of it is I'm not going to be able to make it to the meet up.

Really sorry but real life is getting in the way and must be dealt with.

Stupid real life...

At 3/10/09 01:53 PM, Scarab wrote:

I suppose that's one reason why I don't post here so much, knowing the habits of the forum. Still, I know my favourite posters and least favourite posters. I might get slightly active here again, who knows :)

Hai scarab!

I could be out tonight with my mates from uni, having fun, drinking, and possibly hitting on random girls I meet. Instead I'm in my house writing an intorduction to a presentation on Britain and the Abyssinian Crisis... not cool. So very not cool....

At 3/9/09 08:20 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Don't worry, when the computer science society at my uni went bowling, I was third lowest out of fifty people or something.

I came dead last when the Sci-fi Society from the uni went bowling = ( I is teh fail.

At 3/8/09 04:41 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: The hostility in Ireland will not end until the UK cedes Northern Ireland back to it. And this is never going to happen.

At which point the Unionist Militias take up arms in a mroe violent fashion than they normally would to make them a seperate country to Eire and not udner the rule of the Republic of Ireland. It isn't a s simple as British troops leaving Northern Ireland. If it was, we'd have done it years ago.

Introduction threads are not allowed. Please read the rules and ensure all your posts correspond to them in future.

Welcome to the BBS btw, feel free to drop me a line if you have any questions and the like.

Regards,

TNT

There are almost alwys people wandering around my uni thrusting Chlamydia testing kits in my general direction. I've still not bothered to use one the 7 or 8 I've got stuck in a box in my room somewhere.

I picked up an Album by a band called Vision Divine. In typical OTT advertising fashion the album was described as being a revolution of melodic metal. It was not. It was in fact rather dull and boring in that it was really cliche on the listening I gave it. Maybe it'll grow on me, but at the moment I'm gonna stick to other bands...and rocky Horror Picture Show... had the timewarp and Sweet Transvestite stuck in my head sicne last Tuesday...

15 miles? Luxury! Bloody Luxury! In't my day we had to sprint 20 miles t'nearest railway station, find out that union strikes had cancelled all the trains then swim down't canal to get school!

You whipper snappers don't know how easy you've got it!

At 2/21/09 10:11 AM, NEVR wrote: Also, I love the way that 3 out of the 4 primary members of this club are mods. Heaven help anybody who decides to spam / troll in here. ;P

Yah, I've been thinking that for a while lol. This is probably the most moderated thread o the BBS in terms of mod activity, though The Endless Comic Crew comes close as well seeing as me, Seven and Avie all post there.

At 2/21/09 01:03 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Hi, I do computer science.

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Fuck you and you dang fancy computer based courses >: (

The mandatory ban of a week I'm giving for these shitty threads is being icnreased to above that for you for Brown nosing.

Enjoy = )

Sadly for you I'm now here.

I see anyone else doing this shit and they get banned for a week.

At 2/21/09 12:20 PM, Shreddy wrote: this seems to be the most blatant +1 thread ive seen in quite some time haha

Yes, yes it is, And as such...

LOCK

At 2/21/09 03:23 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: I'm just so sick of the "shift the blame" crap...but that's veering wildly off topic now.

Go write a comic about it :P That way its still on topic.

At 2/20/09 09:38 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 2/20/09 01:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: STOP THINKING ABOUT MURDER EVIL KITTEN!!! NO! BAD KITTEN!!! STOP CONTEMPLATING MY DEMISE!!!

Today, I discovered the Dungeons and Dragons Alignment System.

And I laughed my ass off at the lolcats version of it.

As a roleplayer who plays a hell of a lot of DnD I must say that Lolcat alignment explanations are made of pure win. Much <3 for posting that :P

At 2/21/09 10:02 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 2/21/09 05:21 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: It's like a 2 hour trip going from Euston to New Street Station I *think* though don;t quote me on it. I've only done the journey once or twice.

Wow, that's not nearly as long as I thought.

Of course, I still have to factor in the time it takes me to get the tube and all that... but I'll be sorting all that out like, next week after I finish my coursework.

*shudder*

Coursework... I sitll have 4 essays to write for mid march. I'm gonna be busy as fuck the next few weeks = (

At 2/21/09 03:34 AM, Obvious-M wrote: Train takes hours to get there, takes an hour to get to Manchester Piccadilly.

Take it like a man and get yo arse down to Birmingham!