I like it. It's oddly satisfying.

So I haven't been on the forums for a while. Yeah hi, my name is travoltafest. You don't remember me, unless you remember someone making references to the Smashing Pumpkins constantly. Anyway, I used to be really into newgrounds, but I eventually stopped because I felt that it held a piece of my soul. I still visit once in a while, and yesterday I somehow stumbled across this feature where you can look up and read all of the posts you've made on Newgrounds over the years. I thought mine were especially funny, because most of it was when I was going through my "goth" teenage angst phase where I thought anarchy was cool. It surprised me how much I'd changed since then, and it made me miss some of the old newgrounds goers. I dunno? Do immature 13 year olds still rule the BBS? I haven't been here in literally a year.

If you can find out how to do it, go through some of your old posts and post what you think is one of the funniest things you've said. It doesn't have to be in context.

Here's mine: "Do games encourage violence? I don't know... but after playing Zelda, I get the insane urge to swing a sword around.."

Woo hoo.

You get a cookie.

At 12/19/05 06:45 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I donno whether to believe you or not, but old people are making us teens look bad. Old people think 90% of the teen population does meth and gets drunk every night so they treat is like shit. God i hate old people.

Oh, believe me, it really happened. I seriously thought someone was gonna pull a gun and I was going to die. But that's me, jumping to the worst case scenario.

The Shopping Town Dollar Tree... isn't exactly a place you'd want to be.

And I agree with you, I can't stand how all adults treat most teenagers like shit.

I thought I'd share with you a story that happened to me about a week ago.

I was in the dollar tree, buying my 5 year old sister a Christmas present (because one year I got her a $20 spongebob doll that she never even touched), and I was minding my own business when all of the sudden I hear, "THAT'S IT BITCH! I'MA FUCK YOU UP!"

These two girls were duking it out in the front of the store.... and knocking shelves down and breaking stuff. Of course, being the chicken shit I am, ran to the back and stayed there until it was quiet. Then I walked casually out of the store.

That was some scary shit there. And one of the girls had a little baby with her. What the hell is wrong with people?

I guess the funny part of this story is that it was in the paper the next day, and it said that a bunch of teenagers went in there and deliberately tore it apart.

But I was there... and I don't think anyone else knows it but me.

Damn media... making teenagers look bad....

So there's my little story.

I'd become a zombie.

I'd eat people's brains n' sh*t.

1 million Yen.

The Smashing Pumpkins.

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use the tampon string as an escape rope.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped into thin air and got stuck.

Mmm.... weed tea sounds delicious right about now.

If you still don't know what an ear gauge is, go into my profile or click my sig pic and it'll take you to my myspace... there are better pictures on there.

At 8/27/05 07:03 PM, rottenmyscabies wrote: this is just me being english but what the fuck is a prep?

I don't like to use stereotypes, but a prep is basically in one word, a twat.

They're shallow, and they have no souls.

At 8/27/05 06:52 PM, Mr_Pope wrote:

You never answered his question?

1. He doesn't live anywhere near me.
2. I don't know what he looks like.
3. Why does he want to? If he's basing it on my picture, then he could be making a mistake because what if that's not really me? I mean, it is, but what if I was really a 50 year old man who likes to have secks with little boys?

Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK, and Jack Ruby killed Lee Harvey Oswald.

At 8/27/05 06:25 PM, Karakou wrote: prove it

Weeelllllllll....

I would, but since I'm only 15, that would be considered child porn.

Plus, I don't show them to just anyone. You have to be worthy.

Mine are cuter.

I can't handle the crunch.

I have braces. :(

I feel bad for a guy with a hairy penis.

I thought penises were generally hairless, though?

Unless you're talking about balls.

Yeah, but they go down.

Unless you get HUGE plugs... like the ones you'd see in a National Geographic mag.

I probably shouldn't do this, because I'm just fueling the fire, but I really can't stand people who think they're so original, and so cool by putting their age at a ridiculous number. Wow, that's really original.

For some reason, when people do that, it makes me want to break something.

At 8/27/05 05:57 PM, phyco_squirrel wrote:

At 8/27/05 05:55 PM, Lex0r wrote:

they put a hole in your ear lobe and put something called a gauge in it.

Not quite... mine just started out as a regular piercing.

A gauge is like an earing, but really thick. I don't know how else to explain it. Just look in my profile at my picture, you might be able to see mine..

I'm probably going to get ragged on for this, but Walking Shade by Billy Corgan is actually a really cool video.

Also, Mono by Courtney Love is extremely amusing.

Who here has ear gauges?

I have pink 2 gauges in right now.

What have you?

At 8/27/05 05:38 PM, -MinimaN- wrote:

>:( they need a good smack in the head..

Indeed.

I know a few people I wouldn't mind putting a rabid weasle in their mailbox.

You're right, George Bush makes a wonderful president.

Rate me please.

It's secksey. I think you should have an exploding dog in it. Or someone beating someone else with a wet noodle.

VH1 is better. MTV... is just so corrupted. It makes me sad. ;_;

At 12/23/04 06:05 PM, Goldencat wrote:

My rhymez are more valluable than a million doller bill.

They're not worth the toilet paper I wipe my ass on.

They worth almost as much gold as I got on my Caddilac grill.

You're 13. You don't drive.

Mess with me and I'll light you up like the North Star.

You'll light me on fire? Oooh.. I'm scared.

Don't take your eyes of me, or I'll be hotwirin' yo car.

I don't have a car, and if I did it would be a piece of shit anyway.

I'm a big pimp homie, you should take my advice.

You're a pimp, and I'm the queen of england.

Because all the fine ladiez are staring at my ice.

What ice? What Ladies? You mean the pre-pubescent junior high girls. Oh, you're cool.

I'd do the rest, but you all catch my drift.

Goldencat=fail.

I'd like to see you survive in the real world.

At 12/22/04 07:06 PM, LeGioNNaiRe-X wrote: What are those?

Didn't you read the bag? They're the classic chewy candy.

Duhz.