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Well, how i would really survive is become a zombie. They have the life. Abundance of food, not really an emphasis on work, its perfect.
But you dont want that. Well first, I find a hill. Why a hill? Zombies dont have balance. (hehe idiots). so there I make my stand. Then of course, I would remember I need weapons, so I would get a plank of wood with a nail in it. Cause, if were basing this off movies, they increase day after day. During the downtime (those poor savages need breaks too) I make my fortress/shed. Now I'm not going to waste my time and search for others, they can come on their own. There hopefully I get cable. Or else I'm screwed.

*walks in all dramatic like*

I demand entrance in this club!

*waits for the gaps of the people in this thread, but watches as they all ignore him*

Damn my level 1ness!

Yeah I want to join.

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Pay no attention to my level 1 sign, I'm secretly lvl 60 (Sure you cant get that high, but you dont know that)

Not that hard to believe. Rebels and those kinds of people have always used child soldiers.

No I don't think we should have to help. Roosevelt started all this with him wanting to become the world police *shakes his fist*. We got our own shit to work out. And I think we were in a surplus under Clinton...