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Topic: NG's most offensive submission?

Posted: 11/09/09 10:23 AM

Forum: General

At 11/9/09 10:21 AM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: My guess would have to be anything that's made the news so far, and put into a negative aspect. I mean, it does have to be that bad to get media attention, right?

Yeah, probably this. Regardless of the events it was inspired by, had it been made with the events non-occuring, it still would have got media footage until something like this did happen and they had something to blame it on. Yet, with it being inspired on traumatising actual events, the media went nuts.


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Topic: Crazy Christian Camp For Kids

Posted: 11/09/09 10:21 AM

Forum: General

I love how religion can turn a normal person into a complete nutcase due to over-active faith. It's really sickening and saddening at the same time as these kids are going to be scarred with that thought for most of their lives. Lets hope they have the willpower to realise it's a wrong choice of lifestyle.


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 09:05 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 09:02 PM, amaterasu wrote: lol OP thinks he's actually funny

OP decided to make a topic that everyone could have a light-hearted chuckle about without everyone being too serious and ripping on everyone else for their sex life or lack of. You need to relax, kid.

Anyway, I'm going to bed, I'll be sure to remember the advice you've all given to me. Video's coming soon. <3


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:56 PM

Forum: General

When I fist her, do I literally just punch her in the vagina? Do they like that?


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:51 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 08:49 PM, Timmy wrote: I never realized you could schedule sex ahead of time!

Usually I just show up and have to wait...

It's quite a lengthy process. First I have to get there, and then demand sex. Jeez.


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:32 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 08:29 PM, simon wrote: i talk about sex on newgrounds bbs. i'm cool as shit.

God, if I was like that this wouldn't have been a joke. I'd just be like "You guys are never going to get laid and I am, *chortle*"

I just found hilarity in sexual misconceptions. You know, as you do.

How's Rachel ;) ?


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Topic: I don't know why I'm mad...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:30 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 08:27 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Use this as a learning experience and grow.

I like how wise you are.

In your job currently, do you find your upper to be a real hard-ass? I can't imagine heads of school to be nasty.


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Topic: I don't know why I'm mad...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:22 PM

Forum: General

This is why you don't hire women. They just fucking menstruate over everything.


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:14 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 08:13 PM, DaShadowz wrote: look, if your asking these knida a questions, it's best to wait to have sex. your obviously clueless. and probably 30 years old.

But she wants to have a baby. It might be the only time I have sex so I wanna be prepared. I aint 30 though, not for a few months.


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 08:00 PM, Guest8792 wrote: DONT

The vagina will bite your penis off if you do.

FOR GODS SAKE MAN IT WILL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF.

Yeah, I'm not stupid, mate. Vagina's don't have fucking teeth :/

Gotta' watch out for the fangs though.


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Topic: How Do You Make Breakfast Awesome?

Posted: 11/08/09 08:01 PM

Forum: General

I'm buying 6 and going to start practicing dodging them.


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 08:00 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 07:58 PM, nooks540 wrote: Make sure to stick your ass in as well :)

What if her ass goes in my ass :/ would that make me the woman? I've heard about men taking on the role of women in the bed room, but I never understood what that meant.


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Topic: So I'm having sex tomorrow...

Posted: 11/08/09 07:57 PM

Forum: General

What do I do? Do I put the balls in as well and go literally balls deep? I'm really confused.

Oh, and when you eat a girl out, does it hurt them? I mean, does it grow back? I don't want a girl with a disfigured snatch.


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Topic: Sex is over rated?

Posted: 11/08/09 05:21 PM

Forum: General

When sex is good, it's REALLY good.

When sex is bad, it's still pretty good.


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Topic: John and Edward...

Posted: 11/08/09 04:03 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 04:01 PM, Lucy wrote: Oh god. Everywhere I go people are talking about these guys. Doing my bloody head in!

Didn't you leave tonight?


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Topic: John and Edward...

Posted: 11/08/09 04:00 PM

Forum: General

Ratings are going to plummet next week. Or people will be more compelled to watch to see if they actually leave.


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Topic: "Im horny"

Posted: 11/08/09 03:19 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 03:17 PM, therealanimator wrote:
At 11/8/09 03:16 PM, Tramps wrote: Why is it the worst thing to say? My girl tells me it all the time. As well as "You're so naughty."

Talking dirty's just one of those things you either love or hate.
and yet girls like it...its a fucking mystery.

Not all of them. My ex hated it and my current girlfriend loves it.


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Topic: "Im horny"

Posted: 11/08/09 03:16 PM

Forum: General

Why is it the worst thing to say? My girl tells me it all the time. As well as "You're so naughty."

Talking dirty's just one of those things you either love or hate.


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Topic: Official Ng Gamerscore Leaderboard

Posted: 11/08/09 03:00 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/8/09 02:50 PM, uchiha666 wrote: Goddamn it.
I just bought Blue Dragon hoping for some easy GS but, as God would have it, you can go through the entire game and never get a single achievement.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Haha, I remember doing that. I just did the pre-emptive strike thing and managed to get one of those quick-time event ones before the second disc fucked up and I couldn't play it anymore.


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Topic: Official Ng Gamerscore Leaderboard

Posted: 11/08/09 02:57 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/8/09 02:53 PM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 11/8/09 02:47 PM, Tramps wrote: On first receiving GH3, I earned 3 achievements on Slow Ride by FC'ing it accumulating a note-streak and something else. I'm so hardcore.
On first receiving GH3, I earned 0 achievements and failed to hit a 10 note streak as I jumped for suicide by attempting the 'Halo Mjlonirndfiwf Mix' on easy. I'm so hardcore.

Oh, Lee. And look at you now.

What I failed to mention was that I got it on xbox after having it on the Wii and 5 starring every song just before selling it. Then I had 3 months of no Guitar Hero, then I got GH3 again and did that first time.


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Topic: Sims 3 - Worth it?

Posted: 11/08/09 02:56 PM

Forum: Video Games

Just play the Sims 2. Sims 3 is a major disappointment.


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Topic: Official Ng Gamerscore Leaderboard

Posted: 11/08/09 02:47 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/8/09 02:23 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:
At 11/8/09 02:15 PM, Jonas wrote:
You kids are so silly with your e-whining and bitching.
<3

And I FC'd a song in GH3, FINALLY.
+ 10G from GH3.

On first receiving GH3, I earned 3 achievements on Slow Ride by FC'ing it accumulating a note-streak and something else. I'm so hardcore.


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Topic: Official Ng Gamerscore Leaderboard

Posted: 11/08/09 09:33 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/8/09 09:32 AM, Makeshift wrote:
At 11/8/09 09:12 AM, Tramps wrote: there remains to be little difference in the multiplayer as far as I can see. You're still playing the basics of the same game, the only thing thats different is the maps and the guns.
That's what we want.

You kids are too easily pleased.


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Topic: My Specs For Dragon Age Origin

Posted: 11/08/09 09:33 AM

Forum: Video Games

Wow, Dragon Age is really computer intensive. I'd need to upgrade my RAM to 4GB, my CPU would need to be upgraded from 2GHz to 2.4GHz. I think my Video Cards alright, it says it has all the correct attributes, but it says the video card itself is not that great but SRL usually has trouble identifying my video card.


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Topic: Traded Tetris 2 For Gauntlet,nes!

Posted: 11/08/09 09:24 AM

Forum: Video Games

This thread raises more questions than answers.

This appeases Tramps.


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Topic: The sad state of Donkey Kong

Posted: 11/08/09 09:22 AM

Forum: Video Games

Donkey Kong 64 will always have a special place in my heart. The fucking problem with Nintendo is they've dropped the whole RPG, platformer and other good genre elements to appeal to family games, party games and games that train your brain, body and other dumb shit.

Nintendo did the corporately correct thing. They backed off from the market that would have eaten them alive and started to appeal to the other gamer that time left behind. This is all good in money-sense. None of the other consoles can be enjoyed thoroughly by all-ages like the Wii can but to gamers that grew up with Nintendo, knowing it was better than the Playstation, the Dreamcast and the xbox, it was a massive disappointment to see that they'd thrown in the towel making these types of games, to start franchising motion-sensing sports, only to release a good game every two years or so.


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Topic: Official Ng Gamerscore Leaderboard

Posted: 11/08/09 09:12 AM

Forum: Video Games

What's the big deal about Modern Warfare 2? Like why is everyone cumming in their pants over the thought of it? The story mode was never that compelling. The online is the only thing anyone really plays it for and yet, there remains to be little difference in the multiplayer as far as I can see. You're still playing the basics of the same game, the only thing thats different is the maps and the guns.

I'd much rather get excited about something that completely revolutionises gameplay and provides you with something new and interesting. Call of Duty is a recycled idea that's built upon with each new release.


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Topic: Official Ng Gamerscore Leaderboard

Posted: 11/07/09 01:30 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/7/09 01:26 PM, Jonas wrote: Mighty addictive for like the exact opposite reason of Borderlands, tons of plot, more about character than loot, and it's only single player (You control all other party members).

I just finished reading the review on IGN and after them giving it a 9.2, I'm going to get it as soon as I have the money. Apparently the world evolves with the decisions you make so I'm guessing if you're a good kinda' character who works in favour of the people, things start to improve a lot and if you're the bad kind who just wants to fuck everything up and be a real douchebag, things go for the worst.

One of the most interesting things I read was that there never really gets to a point where you're progressing through the game and things are getting easy. Apparently the enemies level up with you and when you go in for a boss fight, they're not taking the word 'boss' too lightly.


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Topic: LockerZ

Posted: 11/07/09 01:26 PM

Forum: Video Games

I hear the people on the Gaia forums are gullible little shits.


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Topic: Ultimate Test for my Goldfish.

Posted: 11/07/09 12:24 PM

Forum: General

Bahaha, this gave me such a good laugh.


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