Kids will do anything to get the advantage in dodgeball these days.

Grow some balls.

Christian Bale Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson all kind of give me a 'douchebag' vibe, but they're all solid actors and are in a number of good movies.

I'm not sure what the problem is here, she won't even notice you if she even checks her myspace, she might delegate it to someone else, add her, it really makes zero difference to anyone, there's plenty of porn on the internet.

Those things have 8333% your daily recommended dosage of B-12 or some other B vitamin, look on the side.

here's photos if it was hidden it was most likely pot, well if it was hidden is definitely pot, if it wasn't it still probably is and you brother just forgot to hide it. Everything you were taught in school about weed was neo-con bullshit. Light up

There are a number of government benefits that only apply to a married couple. Although maybe we should just do away with marriage all together?

Just delete anything not labeled spyware, they want you to delete that.

It makes life more interesting by being a social lubricant, lets people have a shared experience.

Anthrax. It actually really really sucked. Bad

Do tasers do that or is he cross-eyed?

Taser eyes?

Just turn your monitor off before you write something. That way they'll just be like 'That dudes nuts, don't mess with him'.

And the best part is that there are no downsides.

At 4/25/08 11:21 PM, TheMason wrote:

Wow! Aren't you so clever! I mean such a witty & pithy statement that displays an ignorance of the subject at hand! Nice attempt at emotional obfuscation...

Calm down, I'm sure you absolutely need automatic rifles and there for should base your entire voting record around who wants to steal your precious armaments. And who's trying to obfuscate anything? We all know that in 1776 Jesus returned from his mountain retreat carry the 10 amendments, and God was very clear with his second amendment 'And man shall be permitted to bear arms, but the rest of the bear is mine.' How could that not be elucidated as assault weapons are a go?

Barack Obama wants to take away our land mines! How am I supposed to feed my family without landmines?

they're so hungry

At 4/25/08 10:23 PM, mrhardrock wrote: yea white ppl rule

Clever observation

At 3/9/08 01:13 AM, Ansel wrote: At 3/8/08 04:57 AM, Trampalite wrote

There are 3 million people incarcerated in the United States, .2% of them are atheists 75% are Christian.

I hope you know there are far more Christians than atheists in the US.

Yes of course, Christians make up about 76% of the population and Atheist Agnostic or Unaffiliated make up about 14% When you inlude agnostic and unaffiliated in the prison poulation it makes up about .6%

When we reach the future, be careful not to let your future selves see you, because the shock could rip apart the space time continuum and then you'll have to travel to the 19th century

At 3/8/08 10:25 AM, ABsoldier17 wrote:

Spoken like a 12 year old. I'm assuming you haven't finished puberty because you rant without any regard to how much of an idiot you come off as.

Thank you, what a fantastic opening argument! It truely seems like you've learned your debating skills from Jesus himself!

And you assume christian don't? Do you think everyone is a christian because we want a moral code?

No you're probably a christian because you mother was a Christian and you have some weird Oedipus complex.

No, we are christians because we believe in something higher than ourselves.

FUN FACT: Here we see an alusion to Thor, god of thunder and mead!

Yes, there is a moral code with christianity, however that is not our reason for faith. Since when do we enslave people?

It started back up during the late Renissance period, earlier if you consider serfdom to be a form of slavery. And slavery is A-OK in the Bible! (as long as it isn't Hebrews)

And blow up hospitals. Sounds more like muslims to me. Or you made it up.

Well there's a bit of that intolerance I've come to expect. But here you go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion-re lated_violence

Heartless monsters? Have you ever actually met a christian?

I was actually raised one.

Ever atcually talked to one?

That's obviously a silly question, of course I have!

No you haven't.

Oh sorry, my mistake.

You make up percentages, get your talking points from the internet, post them on other sites and expect to be treated like a rockstar.

This would be a good time to list some Atheist rockstars. John Lennon, The Dead Kennedy's, Muse, Modest Mouse, Ludwig van Beethoven, Billy Joel, John Lyndon, Barry Manalow, Kurt Cobain, R.E.M., Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Neil Pert, Roger Waters. Actually a lot of them are Atheists so I'll just keep it at the most famous.

You are the kind of person who preaches tollerance, and only selectively practices it.

I preach nothing, but I tolerate Christians. Obviously I'm tolerating you enough to respond. Tolerate and like are two different things. I also tolerate Islam, Scientology, Hinduism, and Mormons but it doesn't mean I have to praise their made up stories on the internet.

How is our morality a farce? You don't know. Your opinions are some one elses.

FUN FACT: Funny line of argument from someone who listens to an imaginary friend.

Rant off.

FUN FACT: Rant off is a similar phrase to "Pants off" which you preist commanded of you for several years.

Umm, the analogy is confusing? Are you saying he's not letting his daughters run for president? Is this some sort of 'ready on day one' Clinton ready to bowl analogy?

It's very scary that the only reason you aren't murdering and raping everyone who lives in your trailer park is because you are scared of magic demons that will torture you forever if you do not please him. See unlike you atheists are moral on their own good will, and there for often are more moral then a Christian who feels it's morally correct to enslave a people or blow up a hospital. You see Christian morality is a farce, put up to hide the fact that most Christians are heartless monsters who feign pity around Christmas and repent on their death beds. There are 3 million people incarcerated in the United States, .2% of them are atheists 75% are Christian.

Liberals are so stupid lol, the constitution was all like perfect but then the filthy liberals where all like "slavery is immoral' what a bunch of fags. WHY WON'T THEY JUST MOVE TO EUROPE LOL?! We don't want civil liberties here in America BECAUSE WEAR COWBOY HATS! Us conservatives have important buissiness to attend to, such as farming dirt, hitting on our sisters, and burning crosses. GO WORK LAZY LIBERAL SCUM! But no, Liberals had to ruin the work place with things like benifits and work safety. Thanks to Liberals our nations children have an appauling unemployment rate! Then they go and socialze perfectly fine institutions like fire fighters and police, no thank you MRS LIBERAL, I want to pay for my own roadways!

He died doing what he loved, being anally penetrated by a horse.

All right everyone has already proven that you're an inhuman idiot so lets just run with the idea, we gather up all the people with AIDs and dump them on Alcatraz or whatever, how would you find them? To my knowledge there is no national archive of HIV + Americans and even if there was new people would get the disease and then not go to the doctor out of fear of being departed, so you've got people with HIV who refuse to find out if they're positive. Also there is something about doctor patient confidentiality, are you suggesting that we force all doctors to report someone with HIV? Are you saying we should turn over all our medical records to the government to scrutinize? The problem with authoritarian states are that they tend to encroach on human liberties. So here's you choice, send everyone with HIV or AIDs on an island where they can wait to die and call their families every week, or you can wrap your junk.

And you can get a vanerial disease from a Malaysian hooker for only a fraction of the price here! And as a super duper bonus some of them have peg legs just like a real pirate.

At 2/24/08 11:58 PM, FluffyBunnyMan wrote: Well... Have this extremely long explanation

As one of the three people who has or will read your article there I have to say that I agree. Change has become somewhat of a meme for Barack but that really is one of the most important things and here's a short history lesson to explain why I agree. The US political landscape seems to have a dramatic shift ever 20 to 30 years and I think thats about to happen again. After the crazy unhinged politics of the 70's, with presidents quitting and people no one ever voting for becoming president and then a president everyone seemed to hate it was time for some solidarity to come about. The Republicans we're able to build up a strong coalition of Fiscal, Moral, and War Hawkish voters to propell Reagan to two massive Presidential victories. Riding his coattails we're Conservatives in Congress and he was able to get like minded Judges into the Supreme Court. This gave them ample opportunity to undue some of the 'horrors' of the Liberal 60's. After putting the mentally challenged on the streets and lowering Taxes for the richest Americans, all while taking more vacation time then any previous president. (sound familiar?) In 1988 Bush was able to maintain Reagans coalition for four years on the sole promise that he would not raise taxes. After Raising taxes many of his Fiscal Conservatives jumped ship to Ross Perot, who was running as an independent. Clinton was able to take the White House with 43% of the popular vote.

Any who, the first major things Clinton did in office was give every American Unpaid leave from work if they're giving birth or are seriously injured (yeah...) and the NAFTA which most people now view as a negative. He gave his wife (she's the one running for president now) the job of working out a universal healthcare system. We'll her hard nosed, "Do it my way or I'll fuck you attitude" had two drawbacks, first the bill didn't get passed and second it gave Republicans the edge they needed to finally get a majority control of the senate which they held for the next 12 years. Other stuff happend but this is all that's important anyways.

Year 2000 Bush runs as a 'passionate conservative', loses to Gore but get's put in the white house anyway. By all means Bush is the most Conservative president we've had since the 1920's, even Nixon did a few things. Honestly Bush I believe Bush to be one of the worst presidents in American history, and there was nothing to stop him, the GOP controlled all 3 branches of Government and in early September they recieved an excuse to do anything they desired to do. An Illegal war, massive corruption, scandals almost daily, incompotence, failed policies, dirty politics, incroachment on human rights domestically and abroad are just the most broad events of the past 8 years. Despite the idea that Republicans are somehow more compotent with money
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications /the-world-factbook/rankorder/2187rank.h tml
Which country is at the bottom of that list? With over 700 Billion in Debt? When Clinton was in office we had a fucking Surplus.

Anyway here we stand at the crossroads, the Fiscal, Moral, and War Hawks have splintered and are no more one ominous voting bloc. George Bush's approval rating has gone from the highest of all time 90% to the lowest of all time 19%. The age of Reagan has been out dated since the fall of the Berlin wall but it's been the policy we've followed, while Scandanavian, Asian, and Western European nations have flourished we've slowed down our growth, Obama's biggest job is going to be cleanup for at least 4 years. But one things certain, if Clinton pulls out the nomination I'll vote for the Socialist Part USA, I don't even give a fuck I'm that hardcore.

Any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors will be left in their natural habitat Bcuz I no wunt 2 spell cehck.

Actually from what I understand Foreign nations have been following our election pretty closely, the Democratic primaries have been getting front page stories since Iowa.

Tell the police her father fondled you. Cash settlement?

yes

I'm tired of the Japanese sterotyping catboys as Nazi's too. Get a grip Japan, there are fewer Nazi catboys today then there are space rockets. So now who looks foolish? Not the Chinese at least.

At 2/13/08 04:12 PM, skatin-andy wrote: All Democratic primaries split their delegates based on percentage while Republicans have a winner take all, no matter the state.

Not true, only some Republican primaries are winner takes all, there are no Democratic winner takes all at the state level but there are some that have winner take all at the county level.

At 2/10/08 11:19 PM, WyteNoiz wrote: Hey guys, Im going intot he Marines and if Obama wins, since he's liberal Muslim and all, do you think he'll just pull me out anyways if he wins?

No, as a liberal, muslim, atheist, manchurin candidate who wishes death to the white man he will force you to convert to islam and then personally strap a bomb on you and push you out of a plane over Israel.

You idiot