Your local drug store should have some in there due to the smokers and tabacco users that go there. But if you get one get a generic one with out art or all the fancy crap on it if you don't want to spent 5 to 8 extra bucks.

The forum is not a blog, its a forum where everyone can post. You have a blog on your own userpage that you can mod and delete comments.

Only the mods can delete comments here.

Did that help?

If that pin cushion was pillow sized so I can sleep on it, I would have it.

Mori you are a plushie goddess.

*Bows down*

At 11/1/09 10:07 PM, Elfer wrote: Right now I can only find the 2000 model

Wait, wait, found it.

I found the link on this site By searching for the 1999 GMC Jimmy service manual.

Holy shitballs. You are my hero.

Dear Gift to Gods Green Earth Elfer,

How do I assemble the right light assembly on a 1999 GMC Jimmy to replace the broken one?

Really serious about this....

Yah truly awesome there YouLostTheGame. But remember to clean the pumpkin guts off there soon. That shit stinks after only a few days and it is hard to remove.

Im an ass-lover.

It provides extra cushions when doing the deed. :)

But you are a lucky man if you find one with both the great traits.

You should of just hidden him from your boss and co-workers long enough to take him home.

Then again my old boss love cats and would have taken him/her in herself.

I wonder what 32 is in Goldfish years....

I am content with a Writers Forum. I might use that now that my English Comp Professor helped me regain some confidence with writing.

You will increase the number of characters per post for the Writers forum correct? Just for those really long-winded stories.

I thought it would end like the Sapranos right in mid-sen

Ng hates facebook because deep down, somewhere in the darkness of our souls, we really do like it.

At 10/26/09 07:30 PM, Porkchop wrote: That would be spectacular. You could roll them in the funnies and see them on the boob

Hold still Honey I haven't finished reading Garfield yet.

At 10/26/09 07:03 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: I'm happy they don't make sound, I think that'd be awkward and almost embarrassing.

Sitting in the middle of class, all of a sudden everyone hears a loud "Quack Quack" because some girl crossed her arms over her chest and laid back.

I would still laugh.

It's like saying, "I wish the penis made sound when it ejaculates."

I doesn't make a sound when ejaculates but it does make a sound doing the deed.

fap fap fap.

Judging by most of the humor related here on the BBS I thought that this would be a nice thing to share.

At lunch on Friday me and some of my dormmates are sitting down at the table talking about girlfriends we've had in the past and funny conversations we've had with them. Well one of my friends, who I will refer to as "Dan", had a interesting conversation with his current girlfriend. He went back home last week and took his girlfriend out to the movies. Apperantly on the way home he and his girlfriend began talking about boobs.

As they contiued to talk, they moved into the lack of sound boobs make when squeezed. So "Dan" tould his girl that boobs should make a funny sound when squeezed. He didn't come up with anything at the time so we all started putting in ideas for funny sounds boobs shoudld make. Moos, cuss words, even farting sounds came up as sounds boobs should make when squeezed, but we all agreed on boobs quacking when squeezed.

Why? Kinda in the same way a clowns nose goes "Honk Honk" when squeezed. "Quack Quack" seemed appropriate for the breasts that are part of the female anatomy .

So now whenever one of the guys brings a girl onto our floor we have the inside joke of going "Quack Quack" as they walk by.

TL;DR

Boobs Go Quack!!

Others saw it too? I didn't expect it and thought I was just crazy. Damn you AS for giving into internet memes. Damn you.

So we are all related to the common loon, huh. Well if you can't beat them, join them.

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

I am the tallest in my family. My dad says he is 6'0 but I doubt that because I'm taller than him I last time I checked I'm 5'10ish.

Yet I still feel short. So very short compared to other people.....

For the girl, I say go for it. Ask her out. You may find out you have more in common than you think.

The worse she can say is no. If she does, move on to the next girl.

Well it ended a while ago and I was left dissapointed and saddend by what Jeff's jokes where. Stay with stand up Jeff. Its where you belong.

Also just found out that Lewis Black is going to be at my college in April. Coolioisis.

At 10/22/09 09:13 PM, 36Holla wrote: Stuff

So in short, Comedy Central needs to pull its head out of its ass and get some comedian to host a pushy, edgy show?

Did I get that right?

At 10/22/09 09:10 PM, Jezuz wrote: but I can't sanely say this show will be more than a time filler for a few weeks on Comedy Central.

Just like ever other show that comes on Comedy Central....

Besides South Park, The Daily Show, and Cobert Report.

At 10/22/09 09:06 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Jeff Dunham: Quite possibly the most overrated comedian to ever live, after Dane Cook of course.

More than Dane Cook, Mencia, or Foxworthy?

Read past topics
Feels like Comdey Central spokesperson

The Jeff Dunham Show is on for the first time. Yes, most new Comedy Central Shows fail horribly, but I want this show to work for once.

Yay or Nay Newgrounders?

At 10/22/09 05:36 PM, EJR wrote:

At 10/22/09 05:20 PM, Toukeman wrote: I almost never any of this stuff that stumbles in from Stickam.

So who is fucking who again?

No one in Stickam knows anything about this.

Oh Ok then. I'll just go crawl back into my hole. :(

Also do the breaststroke slow, then speed up as you go along.

I almost never any of this stuff that stumbles in from Stickam.

So who is fucking who again?

Those little red devils are one big pain in the ass. Reminds me of home. Those little bastards would do whatever they could to cover up the door and windows for the heat.

Damn now Im homesick

Happy birthday to the funniest lizard I know.

DID SOMEONE SAY A YEARS WORTH OF FREE B-DUBS COUPONS???

YEAH, I'll never starve here at college again!

All you have to do is comment in this topic and answer these questions.

Well then lets get this thing started.

When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

About early 2007, before the redesign, used it just for games but became a memeber in 2008.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

The variety of games and movies. There are all kinds of people here, creating a true feel of the slogan "Everything, by Everyone."

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I would open up the Chat and the Writers Portal if I have the skills to do so, but sadly I don't. I might force the admins to do so thought. Or I would play along with the Chat coming back lie. Otherwise I would just spend the day overlooking the forums or the Flash portal.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

Animated Sigs. I was never here to have one. And I know most of the forum regs would enjoy having them back as well.

I'll randomly grab a user's reply, and post it on my user page, declaring them the winner.

Sweet.

YOU ARE MAGICAL RIGHT?

Maybe, I donno.

LEAVE A SINGLE REPLY, AS MULTIPLE ENTRIES WILL MURDER YOUR SHOT AT FREE CHICKEN, YOU TERRIBLE PERSON.

But I love B-Dubs chicken....

At 10/20/09 12:31 PM, Toukeman wrote: art portal.

Darn it I ment Writers portal.