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Author Search Results: 'Toukeman'

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1.

None

Topic: Happy Birthday Morichax!

Posted: 11/25/09 09:48 PM

Forum: General

Thanksgiving birthdays must suck. Cake and Turkey never mix very well.

Well Happy 21th Mori.


2.

Winking

Topic: Twilight Fans Get Dooped

Posted: 11/24/09 08:20 PM

Forum: General

This means that there are still people with a good sense of humor in this world.

It also means there are people who are stupid enough for those with a good sense of humor to prank.

This makes my day.


3.

Expressionless

Topic: I was rollin' with my bitch

Posted: 11/24/09 03:03 PM

Forum: General

Sounds like something Burnzoid would write. And because your not Burnzoid, I don't believe you.


4.

None

Topic: Write a letter to past-you.

Posted: 11/24/09 02:34 PM

Forum: General

Dear 17 year old Toukeman,

Just 3 things.

1) Start studing for chemistry at the start fo your summer break. Trust me.

2) Fix the breaks on your car so you don't have to replace them, Twice.

3) When she says that a long range relationship won't work out, PROVE HER WRONG AND DON'T GIVE UP.

Your best friend,
Toukeman age 18

Oh P.S. You fucking suck a CoDMW2.


5.

Happy

Topic: Epic final bosses

Posted: 11/23/09 07:21 PM

Forum: General

In my opinion the final battle against Smithy in Super Mario RGP-Legend of the Seven Stars-

He transformed his head into several form and had very powerful attacks. Bastard was hard to kill.


6.

Elated

Topic: Give me a freakin break NG!

Posted: 11/23/09 07:16 PM

Forum: General

At 11/23/09 07:12 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 11/23/09 07:11 PM, Toukeman wrote: We need something hip and new.

Now what are 13 year-old, sexually obessesed, guys on the internet into nowadays?
Oh, right.

http://www.newgrounds.com/mature/

But thats not hip and new. But some of the content is a little new.

I KNOW!! Tom should bring back the Porn Ads. Those things predate these kiddos, and because its so old, IT WILL BE COOL AGAIN!!

problem solved

7.

Misunderstood

Topic: Give me a freakin break NG!

Posted: 11/23/09 07:11 PM

Forum: General

We need something hip and new.

Now what are 13 year-old, sexually obessesed, guys on the internet into nowadays?


8.

Goofy

Topic: Science? Yeah Right.

Posted: 11/21/09 02:45 PM

Forum: General

Dug this up on MSNBC

Link here

For what the article says the "So called scientists" supporting global warming DON'T really support the "fact" that the planet is getting warmer.

Discuss what you now know.


9.

Winking

Topic: General Forum IQ test.

Posted: 11/19/09 09:10 PM

Forum: General

Non-caring Intellectual or Angry Intellectual, I got about the same number of B's as C's.

OR Im a Very Angry Non-Caring Intellectual.

Your choice

10.

Shouting

Topic: Oprah plans to cancel show!

Posted: 11/19/09 08:47 PM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 07:26 PM, Luis wrote: end of the world arrives one year early :(

But the time it should take for insainity to take over and cause all of Oprah fans to become vengeful, mutant zombies should still take about a year to take full effect. But the effects will still be catastrophic.

THE END IS NIGH!! THE MAYAN'S PREDICTED THE END OF OPRAH!!!


11.

Crying

Topic: Im looking to seeing 'Kick-ass'

Posted: 11/16/09 07:31 PM

Forum: General

I will remain quiet until I see the movie due to my last movie predictions turning out to be utter shit.

Does look original though....


12.

None

Topic: South Park's 13th season!

Posted: 11/16/09 06:59 PM

Forum: General

Loved last weeks episode. Cartmen as Glen Beck? God I was on the floor with laughter. And the ending was sweet.

"Pee" sounds like a 2012 parody. Better be fucking awesome. I have an odd feeling it might be a 2 parter.


13.

Happy

Topic: Going to the New Moon Premiere.

Posted: 11/15/09 03:28 PM

Forum: General

You've seen Scary Movie haven't you? The Movie scene?

Yeah do something like that. And if you don't get kicked out, your not trying hard enough.


14.

Elated

Topic: This kid is awesome!

Posted: 11/14/09 09:12 PM

Forum: General

Damn. Kid is a hero. When he grows up he is gonna have his neck up with pussy.

I would give him a high five.

This is one of those moments when I wish we had a "Tears of Joy Face" but Elated works for now.


15.

Crying

Topic: Jade Demodded

Posted: 11/12/09 04:37 PM

Forum: General

But now who will ride Twilight with their gigantic mod e-penis?


16.

None

Topic: NG Girls

Posted: 11/11/09 07:20 PM

Forum: General

This is the internet. There is no class. There has never been class. Well except for Scarab. He is classy.

And is the girls having no class a problem? I see no problem with it. If they want to be "trashy" let em.


17.

None

Topic: You're waiting in line at Micky D's

Posted: 11/11/09 02:19 PM

Forum: General

My course of action depends on my mood and how hungry I am. I don't give a crap how important or how popular they are.


18.

None

Topic: Anime/Manga Q@A

Posted: 11/11/09 02:12 PM

Forum: General

Anime and Manga? Son, you came to the wrong place. Run out while you still can.


19.

Misunderstood

Topic: Screw M.J.

Posted: 11/11/09 02:06 PM

Forum: General

Sosa bleached his skin, and I still don't know why. Any good anwsers?


20.

Elated

Topic: New jihad code threatens al Qaeda!

Posted: 11/11/09 01:42 PM

Forum: General

A real step towards a possible peace in the Middle East. Glad to see Muslim leader arn't going to put up with how the radicals are making the people look. All people should look towards this as a major move for a peaceful tomorrow.

a happy 2K post. Didn't think that would happen

21.

None

Topic: Where could I get a Zippo Lighter?

Posted: 11/03/09 04:03 PM

Forum: General

Your local drug store should have some in there due to the smokers and tabacco users that go there. But if you get one get a generic one with out art or all the fancy crap on it if you don't want to spent 5 to 8 extra bucks.


22.

Expressionless

Topic: our post rights

Posted: 11/03/09 03:54 PM

Forum: General

The forum is not a blog, its a forum where everyone can post. You have a blog on your own userpage that you can mod and delete comments.

Only the mods can delete comments here.

Did that help?


23.

Thinking

Topic: Angry Faic Pin Cushion

Posted: 11/03/09 03:49 PM

Forum: General

If that pin cushion was pillow sized so I can sleep on it, I would have it.

Mori you are a plushie goddess.

*Bows down*


24.

Shouting

Topic: ITT: Elfer fix yo' life

Posted: 11/01/09 10:18 PM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 10:07 PM, Elfer wrote: Right now I can only find the 2000 model

Wait, wait, found it.

I found the link on this site By searching for the 1999 GMC Jimmy service manual.

Holy shitballs. You are my hero.


25.

Sad

Topic: ITT: Elfer fix yo' life

Posted: 11/01/09 09:10 PM

Forum: General

Dear Gift to Gods Green Earth Elfer,

How do I assemble the right light assembly on a 1999 GMC Jimmy to replace the broken one?

Really serious about this....

26.

None

Topic: I've never been more proud...

Posted: 11/01/09 08:28 PM

Forum: General

Yah truly awesome there YouLostTheGame. But remember to clean the pumpkin guts off there soon. That shit stinks after only a few days and it is hard to remove.


27.

Elated

Topic: Ass or Breasts?

Posted: 11/01/09 08:22 PM

Forum: General

Im an ass-lover.

It provides extra cushions when doing the deed. :)

But you are a lucky man if you find one with both the great traits.


28.

Beaten

Topic: I fell in love today..

Posted: 10/29/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General

You should of just hidden him from your boss and co-workers long enough to take him home.

Then again my old boss love cats and would have taken him/her in herself.


29.

Questioning

Topic: Happy Birthday Psychogoldfish!

Posted: 10/29/09 02:17 PM

Forum: General

I wonder what 32 is in Goldfish years....


30.

Happy

Topic: Halloween, Po3, Treasure!

Posted: 10/29/09 02:08 PM

Forum: NG News

I am content with a Writers Forum. I might use that now that my English Comp Professor helped me regain some confidence with writing.

You will increase the number of characters per post for the Writers forum correct? Just for those really long-winded stories.


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