At 6/17/05 03:28 PM, brainface wrote: wait don't fish lay eggs then fertilize? That makes no sense how would whales hump?

it's not a fish

i've heard of whales humping if i remember they always need to be 3 because the female can't support the weight of the male so another one needs to be there. i'm not joking

At 6/17/05 03:08 PM, RageinCagein wrote: . Hitlar was a pussy who attacked the russians in the fucking winter... bye breaking a peace treaty that hitlar had with him in ww2..thus makeing him fight a war on 2 fronts which made stalin an allay which lost hitlar the war and stalin out lived him so stalin wins for evilness. Hope that helpes with your paper.

actualy you can thank mussolini for attacking in winter, hitler wanted to attack stalin in spring summer,but he was delayed because mussolini who was having trouble , so he had to help him.

and also stalin killed a lot more people but he also had a lot more time to do it.

tough choise i say tie

hitler killed just because he was sick, staline because he wanted power

but stalin was umpredictable, unlike hitler, anyone could be killed

At 6/17/05 03:03 PM, SlipperyShah wrote:

At 6/17/05 03:01 PM, Nottomfulp wrote: You my friend are stupid

If I'm stupid, why are you friends with me?

if we were friends with people we thought were smart, we'd all be really lonely

you have to understand :B was so bad it makes it good, unlike other turd movies it is not agressive, it doesn't try to anoy the audience, nobody had ever thought of making something like that , so, in a sense, it's completely original: now there's ton of them (i just blammed the number 10 today)

strawberry clock was after ultimate lameness, this was his masterpeice, it gets a good score because(as of now) nobody as done anything lamer

it's also part of of NG history , it lead to the forming of the clock crew and then lock legion (and both have recently won awards)

taking B off the portal would be like taking nazis out of history books, it's not because it's bad that it shouldn't be remembered

and i have a question for NG veterans: did B make frontpage?

i put it to sleep at night but i don't turn it off, i only turn it off if i'm away for a few days

do you know by who it was or when it was submited or if it got frontpage or won any awards?

lennon stands out because he was assassinated(didn't die by accident, or suicide, like others)

and he had kind of moved on from the hippie days

john lennon!

hey i have a nice round number on my blam protect count, lucky me!

"Level 29
19025
38241 days ( 104 years 8 months 12 days )"

my grand kids will inherit my account, i'll put it on the will

level 15 and 16 though seem realistic for me

what i'm wondering is what is the role of g-bot , a-bot and p-bot run the different portals but what dos g-bot do?

escalope de veau pané , no idea how you call that in english

tonight is a nice red steak.

At 6/14/05 02:06 AM, TomaO2 wrote:

:long post

to get into the daily top 5, a game has to be really good, a movie doesn't, it will get more exposure

the original NG was known for pico, assassin, club a seal, all were games, NG was originaly a place to play games, pico the mascott of NG is from a game, tom fulp the founder of NG is known for making games, the most viewed supmission is a game

it's just that over the years games have had less and less attention.

At 6/14/05 09:15 AM, RamblinMan wrote: Hey afro-thunder, have a cup of stfu and a double dose of n00b with it.

god this is a legit question, it's not answered in the FAQ

if a movie gets blammed then your review will disapear from your profile

but an author can still see it if he looks in the obituaries

http://newgrounds.com/portal/obituaries.php

well according , to my parents (who've worked all they're lives in the music industry) the majors will all crash sooner or later, they're also hoping for the internet to be a solution, and also hoping for live concerts to become more important than albums

At 6/13/05 06:18 PM, --Drep wrote:

At 6/13/05 06:03 PM, LordoftheBengal wrote: I wish Newgrounds had a way to find other members of Newgrounds.

Go to search, and switch topic to author. Then try.

yes but if someone hasn't submited at least 3 flashes it doesn't work

as for the idea liljim already said no in the evolution of NG forums

wait you're only 18? girls really bought it, they didn't think you looked kind of young to be in the FBI?

i was standing at a table with some friends and some girls wearing an army t-shirt so my friend yells pointing to himself: "hey, war's happenin' over here!"

girl laughed and joined her boyfriend

a terrorist is defined as being someone who kills CIVILIANS in order to terrorise a population and get what he wants (money, political changes, power.....)

hitler killed civilians but it was just to kill them, no thoughts behind it, so he's not a terrorist
attacking US militery in irak and afghanistan doesn't make you a terrorist since you're not attacking civilians(but these people are terrorrists because they've done other things like killing politicians and hostages)

ben ladden is a terrorist he attacked civilians in order to terrorise them and wants the suprimacy of islam

hiroshima is not a terrorist act but the US military did bomb civilians, who thought they were safe because (traditionaly) a war is only fought by armies an civilians are not supposed to be armed ( pearl harbor was a terrible act but it was done against the army, not civilians) but things have really changed since then.

this guy is always around but not famous

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000641/

At 6/12/05 11:49 AM, zimzap wrote:

At 6/12/05 02:33 AM, F00D wrote: Agreed.

Don't ever follow technology fads, what you buy now will be completely obsolete in 3-4 years. That goes for cell phones too.

Well too bad IPods are the exception to the rule. I have had my IPod Gen 3 for just over two years now and it is working fine. Apple replaced my battery for free and I have no problems to report.

a friend of mine has a G1 ipod and it still works , if i hadn't spilt coke on it mine would work fine
and i also have a 6 year old cell phone that works fine

and yeah they change the battery FOR FREE, at first apple didn't now they do.

At 6/11/05 05:17 AM, inflateabledummy wrote:

At 6/11/05 05:15 AM, madknt wrote: third thread ive read full of nooby questions, please please stop.

whats nooby im too new to understand

ok you're an alt i get it now

it's a flash game made by tom that became a video game

(look at the commercials all over for it on NG unless you have adblock)

At 6/10/05 05:08 PM, Suicidal-kid wrote: Newgrounds is my life. So i won't be going around acting like a fool anytime soon.

wait your name is "suicidal kid" to be suicidal, you must hate your life, and you said that NG is your life, so does that mean you hate NG?

if she rejects you then she doesn't like you, you're 13 (or less), if you have a life, move on

At 6/10/05 12:37 PM, Sinterkaas wrote:

At 6/10/05 12:08 PM, totoum wrote: www.fuckfrance.com is so pathetics it's funny

Signed up there +1

lol been banned there for life like 3 times, on't go there to much after a while you start beleiving what they tell you

At 6/10/05 03:01 PM, Eternal_Happy_Dragon wrote: You know, we did kick your ass in the revolutionary war

home field adventage

oh and england actually fought a war during WWII and didn't make a big publicity stunt like the US

oh and english do elect a prime minister (indirectly i think , but there's elections) who has more political power than the queen,they also elect parlementaries, isn't that democratic?