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Response to: Official Mario Vs Sonic Thread Posted September 23rd, 2010 in Video Games

personally, i like mario a little better because I CANT THINK FAST ENOUGH to enjoy sonic.

Response to: PS3 issue please help!?! Posted September 23rd, 2010 in Video Games

It's been restored. That means its been returned to its original state. There's no cure. I might be wrong.

Russian in Mercenaries? Posted August 29th, 2010 in Video Games

Remember Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction? Does any Russian speaker want to help transcribe phonetically and translate what the random Mafia dudes yell at you when you drive by? In particular, one that sounds kind of like Mah-yohv-neech-ka-bok-kah. What is that? This has literally been bothering me for years.

Response to: Team Fortress 2 Terribly Overrated? Posted June 22nd, 2010 in Video Games

as you may know, overrated and underrated are just opinions. You just aren't into wacky team and class-based multiplayer first person shooters with hilarious dark comedy.

Response to: poppin and shootin Posted June 22nd, 2010 in Video Games

At 6/22/10 08:04 PM, akmeteor wrote: Rainbow Six is the earliest I know.

Isn't that a first person shooter? Sorry, maybe I wasn't clear. My bad. I meant, like, third-person, run around, take cover behind walls and columns and pedestals and crap.

poppin and shootin Posted June 22nd, 2010 in Video Games

You know the ol' pop and shoot cover based system. Take cover behind chest high wall, hold button to ready weapon and expose thyself. Release to wipe blood off face. but what game first used it? Gear of War seems like an obvious choice, but I recently played manhunt, which had it too (albeit awfully implemented, but still). So what game started the most ripped off mechanic in recent games?

PS has anyone seen MINDJACKERS? i will blow up my PS3 before I am forced to play that game.

Response to: Xbox Live Posted June 9th, 2010 in Video Games

I actually enjoy playing on live and having 9 year olds call me a jew faggot more than i enjoy playing on psn in UTTER SILENCE. Seriously, anything is better than the soul-crushing silence of psn.

Response to: Insane Clown Posse Video - Miracles Posted April 14th, 2010 in General

FUCKIN MAGNETS!

linearity? Posted April 5th, 2010 in Video Games

i've heard some people giving first gears of war 2, then uncharted 2, then final fantasy xiii a lotta flak for being "TOO linear." what? too linear? yes they're linear games, nobody's denying that thanks for pointing that out. wait what? you are whining about this? why? i remember a time when every game was copying gta's sandbox style and people were whining about this. now they're whining about a structured, cohesive gameplay experience? what, was super mario bros a terrible game because it went from level to level? open world and linear games have their own place in the world. what is the deal with this trend?

Response to: ?ps3 Or Xbox 360? Posted April 4th, 2010 in Video Games

except, you see, most of those games you consider 360 exclusive can also be played on the pc (as opposed to ps3 exclusives) and absolutely EVERYONE owns a pc.

Response to: My image of Mew have been shattered Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

It's like MGS! Brooottthhheeeeeeerrr!!!!!

Response to: Eating boobs Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

wat, cannibalism? not really my thing

Response to: Why boobs are so great? Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

why boobs are so... zuh? sorry, i was distracted by something. ask me again.

Response to: Oversexed Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

I'm not jellyous, but I bet the Cnidarians are! hahahahah budumtish

Response to: Post Series Depression Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

At 3/27/10 03:00 PM, Sekhem wrote: i totally know how you feel

they canceled 24 :(

i'll be feeling it soon enough

Oh, yeah heard about this. Luckily, I never got into 24 that much. Also forgot to mention Six Feet Under. how did I forget that one?

Response to: Priest and a rabbi walk into a bar Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

classic anti-humor joke dat. thanks for reminding me that people still care about the more obscure forms of comedy.

Post Series Depression Posted March 27th, 2010 in General

You know when you start some series and go "hey this is pretty good" and later on in the series, you start to grow attached to the characters and by the end, you are PRAYING that everything will go well? and then it's over. conclusion, denouement, finale, termination, finito. It is the worst feeling in the world, amplified a million times if it was a brilliant conclusion that wrapped up everything and a million more times if it was heartwarming in some way. this has happened to me after Harry Potter, Star Wars, Futurama, Metal Gear Solid 4, Seinfeld, and now, Avatar, The Last Airbender. I have been some sort of depressed for the past 5 days and am hoping by getting it off my chest a little in some way will help. well, that's all. comments are appreciated.

Jim Sterling goes too far Posted March 18th, 2010 in Video Games

Ok, so we all knew Jim Sterling of Destructoid is a professional troll. But recently, he's gone outside the boundaries of good taste. 4.0 That's what he gave FFXIII. By no means is FFXIII a perfect game, but a 4.0? This directly contradicts another article written by a respectable journalist on the same site informing us that FFXIII is flawed, but still very good and even gives 10 excellent reasons to play it. What the hell is with this guy?

Incidentally, 4.0 is lower than the score he gave Transformers: Rise of the Fallen, another shitty rushed movie-based game from an already almost universally hated movie. What the hell?! Can ANYONE justify that?

Response to: Emotional video game moments Posted March 7th, 2010 in Video Games

Y'know, I've always been saying video games are much better for conveying emotions than ANY OTHER medium. Would I have been so touched and genuinely happied (happied? wha?) by the good ending of Bioshock if I hadn't spent 16 hours playing as Jack and deciding the fate of Little Sisters? No!

Used games Posted March 7th, 2010 in Video Games

Question. How long does it take a newly released game to hit the used section of Gamestop? And how much of a markdown is there usually? It took me a week before I saw Fallout 3 used after it was released and it was only $5 cheaper. But that's only one game.

Response to: Grab the first thing you see now... Posted January 31st, 2010 in General

i have my computer mouse. shit.

Response to: Top 5 video game endings Posted January 29th, 2010 in Video Games

At 1/21/10 05:45 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 1/21/10 05:38 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: 1.Every Resident Evil : BOOM!
You put Resident Evil, above the Call of Duty 4 "Nuke."

I love Resident Evil (more than Call of Duty), but dude that's just stupid. Then again you probably like Michael Bay movies as well.

hey you! mr. condescending! it's game "endings." did cod4 end with a nuke?

Response to: Porygon- The Best Pokémon. Posted January 27th, 2010 in Video Games

porygon's cool and all, but he's got nothing on mr. mime

Porygon- The Best Pokémon.

Response to: ASS Effect 2 Posted January 27th, 2010 in Video Games

OK, nice job getting hung up on superficial details.

Response to: Mario? Link? Master Chief?! Posted January 27th, 2010 in Video Games

At 1/26/10 11:53 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
At 1/26/10 10:11 PM, TotallyRad wrote: Mario, Link, Kirby, Gordon Freeman, Samus, Master Chief, Crono, and Lara Croft.
These aren't good characters!
Evidentally, you don't know what a good character is.

so, uh, you just gonna make an unsupported statement on a thread in which I specifically asked why people think the way you think?

Response to: The best classic game... Posted January 27th, 2010 in Video Games

my fave is FFVI cuz of how much emotion it packed despite its obvious limitations.

Response to: Final Fantasy Xiii: How It Can Suck Posted January 27th, 2010 in Video Games

At 1/27/10 12:26 AM, ForcedDj wrote: Maybe not, unless you are a rabid PS3 fan, if you are, you might get really, really pissed about a certain decision, unless you got over it. I haven't seen most PS3 owns say this game sucks because there is a Xbox 360 version. Its another game I want, next to Mass Effect 2, and I don't know another game.

wait what? is the decision the fact that it's multiplatform? that's old news. if not, WHAT?! what is it?!

Response to: A new religion Posted January 26th, 2010 in General

there is already a major joke religion with a spaghetti monster.

Response to: Should I buy a PS3? Posted January 26th, 2010 in Video Games

WHAT! You sold a Wii and are now planning to sell your 360?! WTF is wrong with you! Get all 3 since it seems like it's entirely possible for you. PS3 is best, followed by 360, and then Wii, but ALL 3 have their strong points, whether it be PS3's power and IMHO best exclusives, the 360's Live and Gears of War, and the Wii's GODDAM AWESOME NINTENDO 1st party games! And Sega's contributions too. My dream would be to have all three.

Response to: Gaming Platform Survey Posted January 26th, 2010 in Video Games

I'm surprised this hasn't devolved into a fanboy war yet. maybe humanity has hope. anyway, PS3, because of all the great exclusives, IMHO superior to other consoles' exclusives. Ex: GOW 3, Killzone 2, Uncharted 2, InFamous.