373 Forum Posts by "Totalaniolation"
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...54 translations later we get:
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"Vaginas"
...54 translations later we get:
"Full"
lmfao!
"...54 translations later we get:"
...54 translations later we get:
"Well ... 54 hours."
Original text:
"Sam is a fucking cunt"
...54 translations later we get:
"Username small."
i looked thru and one of then said vagina crazy lmfao XD
lmao ur fucking stupid.
Here wear this, I say to my current girl friend.
"Aww you got me a bakini, thx Cameron"
"My plesure babe *Wink*"
Later...
"WTF IS WORNG WITH YOU!"
And i laf and then most likely talk her in to having sex haha.
lol nvm on my post, i though it said have u ever dared to girls to kiss, lol im stoned so i cant read shit haha.
yeh, and they did it too, wich in turn made me kiss ( who is now my ex, fucken whore) my gf. best party ever, made a kid lick soap wich my nuts had touched, then he puked haha.
It happens, Ive been playing guitar and heard the radio thru the amp. It got picked up by the tuneing pegs. I was like 10 so I thought is was the coolest shit ever lol.
Haha good luck geting a job with a college dagree faggot! I have no choice, community college for me haha.
At 7/30/09 03:28 PM, JacksonHSR wrote: ...and I will stop watching that show.
lol
all i wana do is have sex all day anyway. that would be like a dream job!
At 7/30/09 05:28 PM, slingshot14 wrote: The Level 1 lollipop. You can't eat nunchucks.
i lmao'd
At 7/28/09 06:40 PM, Skulsta wrote: And girls don't find them sexy at all, they don't find them gross but it's harder to hit on girls when you can't hear them.
lol
At 7/24/09 07:19 PM, Steak89 wrote: Why are fish so smart?
'Cause they're always in GROUPS
+1 originality
lol i hate you
Thats like asking does a bear shit in the woods...
At 7/7/09 09:59 AM, UnreaK745 wrote: It's an invasion! We're under attack! Quick, everyone, cut grass!
No! Everyone smoke grass!
im guna laf when he tells you you hit your head on something
wtf was i just watching? i wana gouge my eyes out now!
At 7/4/09 05:57 AM, andhination wrote: Stuart little.
thats sad lol
bruce almighty
both my exes liked it so id say yeh
2 words, pain killers, im addicted to em and im trying to stop but eh it works.
well its gunna be like wtf? eather way, but i personly find goth more attractive, god i love it when she pins me dona and *ahem* as you were.
lets face it girls hate anything thats not myspace or facebook on the internet, except for some.
i know where ur comeing from man and im here to help. these are proven meathods on how do get out of the friend zone.
1 tell em that u like em i know it may b hard but its better then laying in your bed jacking off to thoughts of them every night.
2 b an ass and get freinds as such travel in your group of close friends and be an ass, chick love funny asses, they think its cute.
nothing. im addicted to pain killer and thrill seeking thats y i do what i do for a living. just tell em to fuck off and to mind your own bissness, it was a fucken roller coaser, get the fuck over it.
