OK Swift. This is my vision. Am I in brutha?

Can I spoof myself? =o)

At 7/3/08 04:33 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 7/3/08 04:09 AM, tormented-soul wrote: Yeah, well your mom told me YOU were gay when I was pumping my jizz down her throat last might.

Age/Gender: 12, Male.
Typo's: 15%
Uncoolness: 80%
Post count: 8 / inf.
Conclusion: Fail post.

It was just a joke dumbass. I could care less if someone calls me gay. Someone might want to tell my mom for me though... she's going to take it very hard.

Typos? No.

Uncool? Meh. So what.

12? I've been on NewGrounds for 8 years (look at sign up date.) So I was mentioned in the History of the Portal TWICE when I was 4?

At 7/3/08 04:06 AM, WTL wrote: ur gay

Yeah, well your mom told me YOU were gay when I was pumping my jizz down her throat last might.

The pot legality debate in another thread got me thinking..

Prostitution (for the most part) is illegal. Selling sex... YOUR BODY that God gave you to do whatever the hell you want with... is punishable by law.

Acting in porn movies? COMPLETELY LEGAL.

So is safe to assume... that one way to solicit prostitutes and secure their services.. with no legal ramifications... is just to carry a camcorder with you and say you're filming a porno?

At 7/3/08 03:54 AM, Nikenick wrote: I can't take on a titan, but could you face real life?

Bwahahahaaaa

Response time! Oooh goody!

Sex with Yoda? You're sick bastards. =o)

LOL Nick.. I don't know Yoga either.

Vinsigator.. your Jar Jar kicks ass. I'll write him into the story..

Rai.. Chewie could make an appearance.. we'll talk!

Dearion.. What the hell is a Zwinky?

Triple H... Yes I care about NG.. Just turned into a workaholic and forgot to have fun. I'm trying to chill out little.

And Cast... Tom Fulp is interested!

I don't know if a lot of you remember Star Wars: Lo Mein. It was actually quite popular on NG like 7 years ago.. mentioned in the Portal History and stuff? Well, the story was supposed to have 3 parts... and I've just recently started drawing again and decided to finish the trilogy. The new script is pretty damn funny... I think you'll like it... but I need a volunteer to voice Yoda.

You need to not only sound like Yoda.. but be able to act too. I have one guy who does a good impression... but when I ask him to read the lines he sounds like a damn emo depressed Yoda. He's not grasping why that's not gonna work. It's a frikkin comedy man!!

Below is the test sketch for inspiration! Lemmie know if anyone's down...

Ever wonder how the sites at the top of the Fan-Net ranks get the votes with no links to NG on their sites?

Prejudice towards clocks now? Waa waa waa.

By the way, where the hell were these rules when the Britney Dress Up Game.. which invented the dress up doll and was a pioneer and all that crap.. and is still the most accessed Portal entry... was knocked out of the top spot when it was attacked and sabotaged by the jealous animators who were just pissed they didn't think of it first? In the last year my animation skills have improved a lot. I have toons that'd kick the crap out of most the shit I see on the portal nowadays. I just don't bother contributing anymore because of all the crap that goes on here. I'm sure this was not what Tom had in mind was he created this site.

Four days with no NG... it was freakin' chaotic. I saw businessmen jumping from third floor office windows... and I heard Ozzy and the Backstreet Boys were doing a NG benefit record to raise money for new servers...

So glad you're back up Tommy Boy..