So.. Fellow Chicagoans...

Tonight's Blackhawks game...

Great game... or GREATEST game??

I clicked to see if the context of your post was as boringly predictable as I thought..

You did not disappoint...

I'm sorry.. but I find it hard to believe this is the work of a Kindergartner...

At 5/6/09 11:47 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: None of the apartment buildings I lived in ever had any murders...well, except one, but that was long after I moved out.

Or so you SAAAYYY...

Detectives just came to my door looking for witnesses. Three years I've lived here and never even knew this guy.

Maybe it's time to move...

story

At 4/29/09 10:59 PM, SgtBrainDead wrote: can you bring me back a giant piano from a toy store......

Epic.

I don't get it. What's fun about playing with a building?

What did the farmer say to his wife after he lost his tractor?

'Where's my tractor?'

They're not even getting creative... pic is stolen from Worth1000. It's been around on blogs at least 4 years now..

I forsee this becoming a photoshop thread...

I searched the forum... not sure if this was ever discussed before...

Who thought this toy design was a good idea? Would you buy your little girl this thing?

I had no idea what the hell you gamers were babbling about so I googled triforce to see wtf it was..

All I got was this...

At 4/20/09 10:44 PM, Kart-Man wrote: "We can't stop here. This is bat country!"

Epic win does not even begin to describe this one..

awesome job

I see Jesus.

That's bad ass..

Still, IMO, the achievement is really no more impressive than the world's highway systems. 2000 years from now, people might be reading stories about Interstate 80...

Dorian Grey? Fitzwilliam Darcy? Apollo Creed?

he shoulda let rocky stop the fight

At 4/19/09 07:22 PM, Hackhazardly wrote: Protip: Somehow the pics will never be posted. Even though it is a VERY simple thing to do.

ITT: OP is a liar.

Very simple?

It's a shit phone. I'm not texting them to my blackberry because I've got this paranoid notion in my head that if their bill is itemized, they will see my number..

Why the hell would I bother making this up? You need pics to prove the story happened... or so you can whack off to them in mommy's show closet? GFY geek.

Yes, it was a girl. She wasn't really that good looking..

The pics are NSFW (nor do I have the data cable for this phone to load to my lappie) so if you truly want me to post proof, I have to figure out how to transfer them and where to upload them. Any suggestions?

Friend and I found a cell phone in a shopping cart today. We scrolled through it, trying to find contact info for the owner.

After discovering nude pictures of the owner taken in a bathroom mirror, our 'good citizen' demeanors suddenly switched to deviant.

We texted the pictures to everyone in her contact list, including entries for 'mom' 'dad' and 'grandma.'

Now, I kinda feel bad. But it was still funny as hell.

hope gramma loves her wax job as much as we did...

True story..

Made ya mo gansta

Not really dirty per se.. but this commercial is a frikken riot..

At 4/15/09 09:35 PM, Shreddy wrote: why does this need a thread?

what is there to discuss?

Because it was clever.

So STFU

No cock jokes? Why's I come in this thread...??

geeeesh..

At 4/16/09 12:33 AM, ResistanceIsFutile wrote: Evanescence.

UGH! Smite you! Arkansas' attempt to rip off the European Goth Metal movement! Stay AWAY from Evanescence.

Try - Within Temptation, Nightwish or Lacuna Coil Chicks are hotter and sing better.

This chick is bad ass

This is more propaganda being systematically force fed to America's youth by clergy and health teachers.

I've had 5 sex partners (yes, all women smartasses) in the last 3 years. I have used the pull out method with all of them. No STDs and no kids (that I know about.) I say, do what feels good.

My father said it best. Fat chicks are like mopeds.

Fun to ride until your friends find out.

At 4/15/09 12:17 AM, Piss wrote:

At 4/15/09 12:14 AM, BUTANE wrote: song covers generally ruin the origional song and show that the person covering it is either too lazy to write their own material and/or not talented enough to make his own shit.

C'mon, you can't surely call these folks untalented.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScuxWaKN_
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVnU_WaTv dc

Word.

Hendrix's Hey Joe and All Along The Watchtower are covers!

Tainted Love by Soft Cell was a cover. Louie Louie by the Kingsmen was a cover. Respect by Aretha Franklin was a cover. Quiet Riot single-handedly jump started the LA metal movement in the 80's with Cum On The Feel The Noise, a cover.

Nowadays, covers aren't as epic. Metallica's Garage Inc. is a must have though.

For a really fun cover... not that I'm endorsing screamo as a justified genre.. this is great.

First the pink haried chick with the fuckable lil body... then the blind weirdo... there is no reason to tune in anymore...

At 4/14/09 07:56 PM, jonthomson wrote: i'm already planning my B 10-year anniversary flash. it's going to be epic.

Shit ,you been here longer than me... and I thought Iwas old skool..

Bean... nobody hates the clocks anymore... because nobody cares about the clocks anymore.

At 4/13/09 07:58 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: All you have to do is copy the green URL into the address bar, and as long the URL ends in a picture file ( .png | .jpeg | .gif ), the image should load.

At 4/13/09 08:00 PM, ASKE wrote: right click view image, gives everything you need.

I think they don't get your question.

The answer is no. It's part of Google's covering their own ass. They have to direct you to the sites to avoid some Metallica suing Napster scenario.

What's the big deal anway? Sites don't deserve your visit? =o)