Italy. All of it.

Huh!? What's in the box!? W-WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

At 10/22/09 11:01 PM, GiantDouche wrote: hahaha cuz she is blak and duh tacos is also be blak dat is duh funniest thing evar.

HAY THANX!

hurhurr

Who want's to go get one with me?

At 10/9/09 10:21 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: do I really need to bump so our ancients members come back and join?

Am i considered ancient?

Oh and sorry to all who have been asking me to party up... I'm having a bitch of a time connecting to anybody. And my mic is on the fritz. But still, do feel free to send me an invite... i'm trying to party... i really am...

And even though i'm having troubles, i believe one last torny is in order sometime near the end of the month. Cuz i have a feeling that as soon as MWF2 comes out, old COD is gonna be left behind...

Man just turn that frown, upside down! All this stuff can be used for bragging and picking up chicks...

* an enlarged liver

Good for processing alcohol

* jaundice

Sounds kinda sexy...

* itching

Give ya something to do while board

* skin rashes

Possible scapegoat for superhuman back story

* joint pain

Good for impressing chicks, just say you work hard ALL DAY

* abdominal discomfort

Say you're in Fight Club and took a few bad hits...but you should see the other guy

* spider angiomas, or abnormal blood vessels, on the skin

More superhuman powers

* nausea

You were forced to work at sea for your entire childhood...sympathy eminently...

* vomiting

What your big ass liver couldn't handle

* loss of appetite

Less vomiting

* dark urine

Dude you are superhuman!

* pale or gray-colored stools

gross...

Super upset right now...

Don't be, your a superhuman chick magnet!

This story is completely bananas sir! How dare you blaspheme such lies!

Wolverine is NOT indivisible... sheesh...

It looks like a Hookah.... A really faggy skull covered one... And yes it is legal if you're 18. Or at least that's how it is where i live...

At 9/25/09 09:39 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Behold the future of sex. (Vaguely NSFW)

What.

If they're so obsolete... Why is there still a fat titted chick being used to try and sell it?

all 3... at once

Now that i have your attention....

We've all seen it... seen things we can never un-see. We all enjoy it in our own special way. But i wanna talk about it in the most simplest of terms, just a man and woman making love. For most, this is just fine and dandy....for others, if there isn't something furry or has a dick it shouldn't, then it's just not exciting....

But for us more simplistic folks, who can get off too the basics, there (I believe) is one problem.... Porn is TO FUCKING LONG. There's something about a guy with a bigger dick then me pounding the fuck outta some chick for 30 or 40 minutes that is just off putting... Shit needs to get to the point. 15 or 20 minutes of porn is about all i can handle.... it get's boring... "OH FUCK IT'S SO GOOD! OH GAWD! OH GAWD! OH GAWD OH SHIT OH GAAAAWWWWD!!!!" No matter how hot the chick is... that, after 20 minutes is rather redundant...

Cut to the chase please... It should be like this: A bit of foreplay...Sloppy hot blowjob for a few minutes... About 10 to 18 minutes of fucking... And a creampie/ facial/ swallow/ whatever ending....Sounds good to me. You can call it ADD or lack of stamina or whatever... I'm here to get a job done, sitting around for 45 minutes is just a waste of time... Fucking Internet....

What do you people think?

TLTR: Go jerk off... but just for a little bit...

Shit i dropped it! Oh i hope my Apps still work...

At 8/11/09 06:22 AM, killaboy69 wrote: I don't miss old Newgrounds Legendary Frog is sooo gay and the theme and everything was terrible the new theme is much better. What don't you miss about old Newgrounds?

You where never at old Newgrounds...Neither was i technically.

I'd go with blind. I'd miss getting chills when a badass song or sound was on. Seeing is great and all but if for some reason i had a choice, i'd give it up. Reluctantly...but i could bear it.

At 8/11/09 09:24 AM, zZSpongeFreak26Zz wrote: Because a fag didn't like it means that my art has to get banned?

Yes.

OH and a huge pile up on turn 3! But wait... what's this? EyelessArchfiend's dad has made it out unscathed! OH my i can't believe my eyes! That is just miraculous Jeb! I still can't believe that he can pedal that hard at his age, just incredible! He did say he wanted to make up for his disappointment last year a Daytona, and i'd say that just what he's doing!

PHOTOSHOP

At 8/11/09 07:31 AM, widespreadinman06 wrote: You have got to be fucking kidding me right now.

Yes plz....

At 8/6/09 10:58 PM, killzone2lover wrote: Yeah cause i have a fucking cool picture on the low of my posts

You're welcome....

And i wouldn't say i'm "well known"... i know a few people would recognize me.

Yes... yes i do.

I also remember Eggy

At 8/5/09 11:53 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

Also, I don't know if it's relevant, but sometimes when I have adblock off, ng ads won't load at all. My ad block blocks those anti-adblock banners (it downloaded that script in an update). What I see when it's off are just gray spaces where the ads should be. This only happens part of the time, though.

Yup did it all cleared my cache, cookies, restarted my comp... the whole 9 yards....AND something i did seemed to have worked! It's all better now! Sorry i didn't reply sooner. I did a whole virus scan just in case. (came up with nothing BTW) Thanks a lot for the concern though man... im really glad there was still somebody on NG who was willing to help out...

Seriously though...that was the weirdest thing.... Those replacement banners where doozy's too, made me feel like a real ass for having an ad blocker....

Ya... i've tried Google...The best it's told me was to go to my Add on's and disable add blocker plus.... but i don't have add blocker plus....therefore, i can't disable it.

Ok...so apparently i have ad-blocker now.... and NG is pissed at me. I have NEVER installed an ad-blocker EVER... I even uninstalled Firefox and re-downloaded it to see if that would fix it. It didn't... i was just suffering and then decided to go to NG and BAM... shit was really slow and a rather angry message appeared where ad's should be. I was just on NG no more then an hour prior to this sudden change.

For the love of God, somebody please help me. I've checked all my internet settings and so far i've seen nothing that says "disable ad-blocker" or something like that. I have McAfee for a virus protection but it's never interfered before.... Im really confused. It only seems to be effecting Newgrounds. I went to IGN (ad heaven), and they all came up. Im tired as fuck and i just want this fixed. Any help would be REALLY appreciated.

TLTR: How do i turn off ad-blocker it fucking sucks...

Oh bother...

You should go snoop around for clues.

Ya.... I guess it's true.

read the comments for a laugh

Why am i always late to this kind of shit....

oh yeah....Steve Irwin's dead...

My dear fellow! I would have just gotten done copulating with a young lady free of rubbery restraints! All in all I'd say that was a good day.

Sooo late... But what the fuck. I can't believe nobody done this yet...

Slightlyusedgrounds

At 7/24/09 11:05 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: What are some things in your life that you've lost, forgotten, misplaced, or have even been stolen from you? I lost a cool Game Boy Color once. I bought it with my own money when I was a wee lad. It was yellow and it has Pikachu and Pichu graphics on it. Somehow I lost it and I've never seen it since. I've also lost my Crystal Pokemon game (I think my sister took it). More recently, I lost one of the lens to my glasses, I have no idea where it went because it took me a while to notice.

I feel your pain... I myself had a Gameboy color stolen from me... it had the original Pokemon Red in it.... After, i was never the same...