the messed up part is that he stopped making music!
Thats weak!
So the cash-strapped King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is having a public auction of some two thousand personal possessions and memorabilia from his career.
-He has a big selection of boys underwear for sale. (lol)
He is selling that cool glove of his (starting bid 15,000$)
Michael Jackson Has an Auction
At 2/17/09 07:58 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: I wouldn't mind letting a chimp touch my peenie with it's hand-feet.
buahahahahahahaha
At 2/17/09 07:27 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: It probably had HIV.
it all makes sense!
it get it fom the trainer and the trainer got it from the lady that got killed!
WHAT A SMART CHIMP
At 2/17/09 07:18 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote: They put it down just like they'd put down any other dangerous attacker.
I commend the police force.
dude! that was a bad ass monkey !
I blame the people not the Chimp!
Wow how cool would he of been to hang out with besides the whole killing thing!
lol
Police Shoot Chimp After It Attacks Woman
A 200-pound chimpanzee kept as a pet and once used in commercials was shot and killed by Conn. police Monday after it mauled a woman visiting its owner and later cornered an officer in his cruiser, authorities said.
This dog is real funny!
He rides the sled down the whole hill, it made me laugh.
Happy New Year everyone, Just wanted to make my first post of the year something that will make everyone smile
Caught On Camera: Dog Sleds Down H
An Iraqi reporter called U.S. President George W. Bush a 'dog' in Arabic and threw his shoes at him during a news conference in Baghdad.
Raw Video: Iraqi Journalist Throws Shoe At Bush
Family Of Man Trampled by Shoppers Sue Wal-Mart
The family of a worker trampled to death in a 'Black Friday' crush by bargain hunters at Wal-Mart filed a wrongful-death lawsuit, claiming store ads offering discounts 'created an atmosphere of competition' leading to 'crowd craze.'
I would say 500,000 the guy had a family hey what the hell give them a million
Family Of Man Trampled by Shoppers Sue Wal-Mart
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
have any of you guys heard anything about it?
There is at least one good thing
They are donating money for every book sold to kids
Harry Potter Author Makes A Comeback
Couples from across the country gather in Maine to compete in the National Wife Carrying Championships. The winners take home there wifes weight in Beer.
At 10/24/08 03:27 AM, maximuspower wrote: Hahaha, I liked Midget Earmuffs.
^______^
thats what i said!
How good is the ending!
Food delivery guys get an unexpected bonus. When the person he is delivering food to comes to the door naked, Just how is she going to pay for that kung pow?
This is really funny! The ending is the best part!
The Asian guy will make you laugh your ass off!
At 10/23/08 05:22 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: i didn't hear sweater puppies
its in there
My brother sent me this and i thought it was going to be something gross but it was very funny!
Every name you can think of and some that you would of never thought of
A man attacked a convicted killer before a judge pronounced the death sentence for him in the hammer-slayings of his wife and twin 2-year-old sons. The man rushed the defense table in the Dekalb County, Georgia courtroom.
Would you do the same?
Raw Video: Killer Attacked In Courtroom
A porn actor is on trial for the alleged rape of a Washington State University student last year. Lawyers for Christopher Reid are blaming the incident on another man.
The thing that gets to me is how could this guy be laughing when he is on trail for rape?
Porn Actor Accused Of College Rape
Would it be possible to have one of these chimps as a pet and not be Michael Jackson
At 10/21/08 03:35 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Did I see him masturbate for a second there?
I want to cry!
I want one so bad!
They just hang out and make you laugh!
This is the most amazing video of all time!
I was laughing for 5 min straight
Muslim McCain Supporters Confront Racism at Rally
They should of beat this guy!
Muslim McCain Supporters Confront Racism at Rally
that mom is one sick sick lady!
She was probably looking at this poor 13 year old pics
Police are investigating whether a woman used nude photos of her daughter's 13 year old ex-boyfriend as blackmail to get him to date her daughter again.
Teen's Nude Photos Used In Blackmail Threat
At 10/20/08 04:42 PM, Meepster wrote: Kielbasa is Polish for sausages... what the hell?
80% pure sausages
hahahahahaha
the delviery guy was so high on Cocaine when they were interviewing him
A butcher shop in New York called it "Hot Kielbasa" But the FBI said the food was code for cocaine.
Feds Bust 'Hot Kielbasa' Cocaine Ring
this is all he needs times 20
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