At 2/13/08 05:28 PM, a-guy-with-no-life wrote:
Nothing?
Sure, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Punch a Rapist?
When wouldn't I?
Punch a Baby?
Eh, no. Well, only if he pissed me off/caused cancer.
Punch Jesus?
He'd understand, so yes.
Live in Poverty?
To cure cancer? Sure.
Get a cancer that doesn't go away with this cure?(You'd be the only person with cancer. Ever.)
I would like to say yes, but I just can't bring myself to.
Kill a Rapist?
We've been over this, yes.
Kill a Stranger?
No.
Kill a Baby?
Definitely no.
Kill an unknown Child?
Also definitely no.
Kill a Friend?
No.
Kill a Baby you know?
Again, no.
Kill a child you know?
Still no.
Kill a Family?
Only if they were a horrible family that deserved it (is this excluding the children? I'd never kill a kid).
Kill a Relative?
No.
Get Raped?
Is it being raped by hot women who don't shove things up my rectum, or a worse kind of rape? Because yes if its the former.
Rape somebody?
I guess, but I'd feel really horrible afterward and constantly apologize/send gifts to the rapee.
Gay-rape somebody?
No.
Go to prison?
Sure.
Get tortured?
Again, can't bring myself to say yes.
Eat feces for the rest of your days?
Definitely no.
Destroy Wikipedia?
Why do it just to cure cancer?
Destroy Newgrounds?
No.
Commit Suicide?
No.
Commit an act of suicidal terrorism?
Would kinda defeat the point of curing cancer...
Pick the ones you like.
I have. Where's our cure?